Vanilla Ice Album

Here it is, a dope hit
Iceman comin with a dope hit
Cause a few suckers need their throats slit
Jealous cause I went multi-platinum
Now I'm gonna blast em in the head till they're dead with my magnum
Lyrics might be simplistic, but I'm no gimp
On the strip, cause I know how to pimp it
Now I got grip and suckers keep sinking in my quicksand
Vanilla Ice, vocal hitman
Got the number three in my crosses, sittin on the rooftop
bop bop bop
And you fools drop, (scratching over "pop goes the weasel"
was a big fl-fl-flop flop
brother's didn't like your record `cause it wasn't hip hop hop
but this ain't a dis `cause you sold gold
Still, I made a killin and it ain't even a 10 - 11 million
given my rhyming spice while my DJs on the slice
Vanilla Ice is back on the map, with the wrath of the Ice King

No one will stop me
No one will stop me
LyricsNo one will stop me
No one will stop me
No one will stop me
No one will stop me

[Chorus]
Why is that I disperse
Why does God shun
Why does my man try to run my actions
Why is that I disperse
Why does God shun
Why does my man try to run my actions
It's my living condition
It's my living condition
It's my living condition
It's my living condition

Etch on a sketch on a rhyme like an architect
Now watch your back son, cause you might lose your neck
Pound-for-pound, I rock the ground I stand on
I rock records, every record at random
Flyin heads, as the heads get full
Thoughts and speakers get ripped and torn
To my tomb
I'm wicked as a witch on a broom stick
I smash bricks with one lick

[Chorus]

No one will stop me
No one will stop me
No one will stop me

You don't get a second chance
Cause and tremors bring the scales in hand
Call the cops, the paramedics, the man's down
You wanna rock my bell so I broke them down
My tongue snapped and cracked like a bull whip
And you ain't nothing but my itty-bitty target
And as I walk through the valley of sin
I walk with all you - my friends

Reality sucks, too much pain
I can't explain why I wanna bash brains
Still I can see it on the other side
Got a new baby, wanna stay alive
Give what I give, give what I got
Make it worth while, cause I got another shot
Broken families that always got pain
I break the chain, refuse to be the same

Mother-did as good as you could
After all the abuse I still understood
Three times divorced, and three times a kid
Gave us more love than our father ever did
Now we've all grown and moved along
Tried to forget, but my brother did me wrong
But it's real hard to put it all behind me
It's like a tattoo frozen in a memory
I can't seem to erase the stain
In my brain, things will never be the same
I remember all the lies, f__ked up, now I realize
Never had a chance as a kid, I was a man
LyricsFight after fight wasn't really what I planned

Father!
Whoever you are
Beat my mother down, all I see is scars
And memories - what about me?
Throw me through a window for watching TV
Where did I get this anger?
Where did I get this hate?
And where did I get my temper?
Now I'm gonna show my faith
(huh) Never will I be like you, be like you
F__ked up, that sh_t - I'm staying true

My family, true to my family
I'm true to my family
True to my family
Stay true
True to my family
Stay true, stay true
True to my family
Stay true
True to my family
Stay true, stay true
True to my family
True
True to my family
Stay true, stay true
True to my family
Stay true
True to my family
Stay true, stay true

Never will I be like you, never will I be like you [repeat to end]

[No lyrics]

As I continue the journey to get your eardrums straight
Now pay attention to this flow, there's no reason to hate
Now watch me show your state, and let me state how I do it
Sit back and just listen to the music
You get sucked up in this melody
Hell'll be the ones that lay down and get caught up in their jealousy
(huh) They're telling white lies now realize I caught it from the top
and I can see it in your eyes

You're the fool in the suit
You're the fool in the suit
You're the fool, you're the fool
You're the fool
F_ck you - there ain't nothing you can do
You whack bastard - and there ain't nothing you can do
F_ck you - there ain't nothing you can do
You whack bastard - nothing you can do

Like a phony acting like that you was my homey
Like genuine you tried to ride me like a pony
I'm the only that's gonna shine, so forget it
LyricsYou critics who wasn't with it
Mad cause I flipped it back on ya'
Blowin up the spot like Kazinsky on safety
Blaze another track cause I'm simply hot to trot
Gotta make a knot, get the people into it
When I do it, grab the cash, and shake the spot
Now tell me if you know how I'm coming, nose running
To get a glimpse at the most stunning and cunning
And never will I change a format and now you know
I can't go for that

You're the fool in the suit
You're the fool in the suit
You're the fool, you're the fool
F_ck you - there ain't nothing you can do
You whack bastard - and there ain't nothing you can do
Fuck you - there ain't nothing you can do
You whack bastard - nothing you can do

F_ck that bullsh_t...you f_cking...that sh_t sucks... you weak bastard...
f_ck Vanilla Ice...He sucks...he eats sh_t...F_ck Vanilla Ice

(yelling)I hope you got more sh_t than that you weak motherf_cker!

And there ain't nothing you can do
And there ain't nothing you can do

One short life and I can't die
Some got more pricks than a motherf_ckin porcupine
Still I'm waiting, waiting to die
Cause I burn like your mother says, boil like your father's pride

You're the fool in the suit
You're the fool in the suit
You're the fool, you're the fool
You're the fool
F_ck you - there ain't nothing you can do
You whack bastard - and there ain't nothing you can do
F_ck you - there ain't nothing you can do
You whack bastard - nothing you can do
F_ck you...you white a**...Bullsh_t...corn-fed trailer park...bi_ch...
f_cking...F_ck you...cheap, worn out...yuppie...bastard...whack a**...
Ice Ice Baby, Ice Ice Biaaaatch!

Ha Ha Ha

There is litle doubt that behind these words
There is still the longing to know god
And to find protection in this valley of tears
Or in this lousy stinkin world

I had a zig zag story just the other day
I rolled a fat blunt and yo, it ripped this way
I took a puff (uh-huh) and what did I see?
Those motherf__kers still wanna I-C-E
To blaze up a sac of that green bombay
And when I reach my peak, I explode like Dante
Tha ganjay has got my mind wide open, I'm soakin'
In the music, I use it, and don't abuse it
And true, it gets me high like the sky
I will buy 'till the day that I die
You ain't gotta ask me why
I take tokes from the smoke, I can't deny
Got a lifetime supply

And I wanna get you high
Get you high all night
'Cause I wanna get you high
Get you high all night
And I wanna get you high
Bang another joint
Zig zag stories
LyricsBang another joint
Zig zag stories

This is a zig zag story that I had last night
A six-pack, a joint, and I was feeling all right
Lit up tha chronic, and what did I see?
This bad-a__ bit_h creeping up on me
She had the look that could get the Ice cooked up in a second
I pictured her undressing and gettin' butt-naked
She walked up to me and said her name was Mary Jane
Ain't no shame in my game, down to do anything
Took me by the hand, ask me if I'd like to fly
You know I like to fly

'Cause I wanna get you high
Get you high all night
'Cause I wanna get you high
Get you high all night
And I wanna get you high
Bang another joint
Zig zag stories
Bang another joint
Zig zag stories

(Right here, you know we're gettin' 'em high right now)

Now here's a zig zag story that I'm havin' right now
Gotta get myself together 'cause some sh_t is goin' down
Hit you people off with my new CD
Hard To Swallow, like saying "F__k the industry!"
I'm stompin' through the bayou with my black boots laced
And takin' out you motherf__kers acting two-faced
For the people out there gonna blaze 'till I die
Blaze up the thai

'Cause I wanna get you high
Get you high all night
'Cause I wanna get you high
Get you high all night
And I wanna get you high
Bang another joint
Zig zag stories
Bang another joint
Zig zag stories

(Blaze up a sac of the green bombay...ahh, that feels good...ahh, yeah,
that's a joint over here, mother...ahh)

All right stop, collaborate and listen
Ice is back I got a brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly
Will it ever stop? Yo-I don't know
Now turn off the lights (huh) and I'll glow
And to the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle

Too cold, too cold
Too cold, too cold
Too cold, too cold
Too cold

but you be talkin' that shi* [repeating until next verse]

Dance, bum rush the speaker that booms
I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom
Deadly, now as I play a dope melody
Anything less than the best is a felony
Love it or leave it, you better gain way
LyricsYou better hit the bull's eye, the kid don't play
And if there was a problem, yo, I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it

Ice Ice Baby, Ice Ice Baby
Ice Ice Baby, Ice Ice Baby

Take heed, 'cause I'm a lyrical poet
Miami's on the scene just in case you didn't know it
My town, that created all the bass sound
Enough to shake and kick holes in the ground
'Cause my style is like a chemical spill
Feasible rhymes you can vision and feel
Conducted and formed, this is a hell of a concept
We make it hype and know you wanna step with this
Swamp plays on the fade, slice like a ninja
Cut like a razor blade so fast, Other DJ's say "damn"
If rhyme was a drug, you know I'd sell it by the gram
Keep my composure when it's time to get loose
Magnetized by the mic and when I kick my juice
And if there was a problem, you know that I would solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it.

Ice Ice Baby (throw your hands in the air, let me know you're out there)
Ice Ice Baby, Ice Ice Baby (throw your hands in the air, let me know you're out there)
Ice Ice Baby, too fuc*in' cold
Too cold, too cold, too cold, too cold
Ice Ice Baby
Too cold, too cold
Ice Ice Baby
Too cold, too cold
Ice Ice Baby
Too cold, too cold
Ice Ice Baby
Too cold, too cold

Stop as I drop this bomb
Blow up this place like another Vietnam
I'm heavy like a Holyfield blow to the dome
Back up son, now give me room, give me room
I set it off like this, don't give it up (uh)
I'm all up in you till you just can't get enough
I'm Real hard to the bone you want more
I sneak up on you like a sniper at your back door
Phat flavor for your brain you know the time
So check the wrath it's for real cause I'm gonna get mine
I roll up on you like Eastwood
I'm blowing up fifteens as I'm riding through your neighborhood
I spreads butter like Parkay
Real smooth with the flow and even when I parlay
Do what you feel and check the skill
I'm in your grill, peep this - I got the raw deal
And in your Jeep Cherokee or Land Cruiser
When you're rolling through the hood I know you're gonna use a
Track like this all up in your eardrum
So pump the E.Q. and let the speakers hum

LyricsWe gets crazy like Prozac
Hype enough to start a party and illy have a heart attack
We gets crazy like Prozac
Hype enough to start a party and illy have a heart attack
We gets crazy like Prozac
Hype enough to start a party and illy have a heart attack
We gets crazy like Prozac
Hype enough to start a party and illy have a heart attack

Go and check it I think it's time to wreck it
Here I come again with my stuff, so let's test it
I'm cool like the ice, or vanilla, hear my flavor
Freezin up the mic, I hit you with somethin you can savor
No slippin, no stonein, I am gettin to the point
So hit the mad ism and light another joint
The easy like stylist with a kick when I'm kicking
No tripping, I'm hitting, so get a good grip in
Get with a style I be using, and there's no dissin
And here's a quick lesson - I carry a Smith and Wesson
Listen up close and there'll be no confusion
Now you're addicted to mentally abusing
Word to the mother I'm hear to tear it up
And if you can't get with it, I don't give a fu_k
So run to your crew and tell them I am hear
This here is for the people

We gets crazy like Prozac
Hype enough to start a party and illy as a heart attack
We gets crazy like Prozac
Hype enough to start a party and illy as a heart attack
We gets crazy like Prozac
Hype enough to start a party and illy as a heart attack
We gets crazy like Prozac
Hype enough to start a party and illy as a heart attack

Oh yeah!

Oh yeah!

It's the funky rhyme killer
The dope song thriller
Get your a_s back, before you get caps in ya
It's the funky rhyme killer
The dope song thriller
Get your a_s back, before you get caps in ya
It's the funky rhyme killer
The dope song thriller
Get your a_s back, before you get caps in ya

We gets crazy like Prozac
Hype enough to start a party and illy have a heart attack
We gets crazy like Prozac
Hype enough to start a party and illy have a heart attack
We gets crazy like Prozac
Hype enough to start a party and illy have a heart attack
We gets crazy like Prozac
Hype enough to start a party and illy have a heart attack

Now, the industry has got me thinking twice
Thinking with the treble mix, gotta shake em like dice
Let the whole world know I can't go for that
Girls know that I got gold and stacks
In every cul de sac from the streets to the clubs
I'm making hits and everybody's showing love
Fact is I'm back and I'm rolling like Jackson
Won't stop until I'm back at multi platinum
So I start with some action, I'm the main attraction
Here to lie down to the west crackin
Stackin big chips, holmes, gotta get em
Hauling in lots of residuals, what you got
You can't choose me
Bring it to you live for the year 2G

Situation normal all fu_ked up
Situation normal all fu_ked up
Situation normal all fu_ked up
Situation normal all fu_ked up
Thought I was a puppet you tried to play me
Yeah - And I'm going crazy
LyricsThought I was a puppet you tried to play me
No - You never ever made me
Thought I was a puppet you tried to play me
Yeah - And I'm going crazy
Thought I was a puppet you tried to play me
No - I'm all fu_ked up

Yo, Ice it's Jim splice me in - no, stop
Begin, pause, cause I gotta call the next of kin
Tell em where you been, tell em that you're ok
DOA, here say, no way, won't say
Dead yes, dead all, not dead and gone
Like a multi-leader, a little bit withdrawn
Time and go like a vicious cycle
Then wham, make em think that you are coming out like George Michael
On par to make people to turn in no sooner
Hook, line, and sinker; like Charlie the Tuna
Drop the hero and get with the zero
I'll try to keep it clean like Mr. Belvedere
Fu_k me, fu_k you, fu_k the single
Don't want to take it in the can, you're not pringles
But once you pop you can't stop
So don't interrupt - situation normal all fu_ked up

Situation normal all fu_ked up
Situation normal all fu_ked up
Situation normal all fu_ked up
Situation normal all fu_ked up
Thought I was a puppet you tried to play me
Yeah - And I'm going crazy
Thought I was a puppet you tried to play me
No - You never ever made me
Thought I was a puppet you tried to play me
Yeah - And I'm going crazy
Thought I was a puppet you tried to play me
No - I'm all fu_ked up

Situation normal all fu_ked up
Situation normal all fu_ked up
Situation normal all fu_ked up
Situation normal all fu_ked up
Thought I was a puppet you tried to play me
Yeah - And I'm going crazy
Thought I was a puppet you tried to play me
No - You never ever made me
Thought I was a puppet you tried to play me
Yeah - And I'm going crazy
Thought I was a puppet you tried to play me
No - I'm all fu_ked up
Thought I was a puppet you tried to play me
Yeah - And I'm going crazy
Thought I was a puppet you tried to play me
No - You never ever made me
Thought I was a puppet you tried to play me
Yeah - And I'm going crazy
Thought I was a puppet you tried to play me
No - I'm all fu_ked up

Round and round we go, where it stops nobody knows
Round and round we go, where it stops nobody knows

Thru-out my dream these hands are tied
You wear your mask, but I see inside
Never a vision I haven't seen
All these lies spurred from dreams
All these lies left me blind
Whether yours? is all in time
With these hands built this life
Hands of mine now I'm alive
Just can't hide from my self (x2)
I just can't hide from my self
Just can't hide from my fuckin self

I can't hide (x2)
And I can't hide (x2)
Cause I just can't be myself
Cause I just can't fuckin be myself
And I just can't hide from myself
Everytime it's just myself

I can't hide from my fuckin self
I wanna peel my skin hang it on the shelf
LyricsDie from no pain
A minimal brain
Damn I'm like an idiot when I go insane
Too impulsive too impatient
Anxiety's got me screamin this hatred
Still I strive to stay alive
Gotta get mine cause I just can't be myself

Cause I just can't fuckin be myself
And I just can't hide from myself
Everytime it's just myself

Is there some future? contemplate
I need gratification before it's too late
The cravings are dry, drive me thru
Self destruction can always be true
Islands of fire keep me alive
No drugs around can fill me inside

I can't hide
And I can't hide
I know I can't hide
And I can't hide
I just can't be myself
And I just can't fuckin be my self
I just can't hide from myself
Everytime it's just my self

Observe the Sabbath day to keep it holy
Keepin it holy means no snatching purses on sunday

I got what you want and everything you need
Come and follow me thru this society
Hear me holler and scream until your ears bleed
See me comin at you I know you fear me

STOMP! STOMP!
Stompin thru the bayou (x4)

Fuck all the bullshit I don't give a fuck
{???}
I can see your scemes you false prophets
Fuck the American dream my shit is toxic
I spit more venom than you leave you in boxes
Stompin thru the bayou no one can stop this

STOMP! STOMP!
Stompin thru the bayou(x4)

LyricsDo it how I do it
Flowin like fluid
Blew up the nine deuce and I'm still true to it
Are you stupid
And I mean thought they could stop me
Enemy is sloppy
So I came back like Rocky Balboa
I'll show you how it really goes down
Takin 12 rounds
Turn it into a Ghost Town
Hell bound
Here comes a hell hound for your heart
I rip you apart don't get caught after dark
cause I...

STOMP! STOMP!
With my big black boots on! (x2)
STOMP! STOMP!
Stompin thru the Bayou
STOMP! STOMP!

I got what you want and every thing you need
Come and follow me thru this society
Hear me holler and scream until your ears bleed
See me stompin at you I know you fear me (x2)

STOMP! STOMP!
Stompin thru the Bayou (x4)

Now that ya feelin it I see you're getting weak
you're gettin real close
you're reachin that peak
uh
you're like high altitude in a lear jet
work them hips like a pistons in a corvette
slow down or I'll have to pull ya over
search ya, handcuff ya, and do a move on ya
you get a GWB stands for girl with a body pump it like a hottie
seems like you got switches and you're hittin em
two wheel motion keep bumpin em
now throw it east to west and put a hump in it
back stroke, and boogie with a bump in it
tell me how ya do it like that, how ya got stacked
how you scrambled like a quarter back
I want you weak in the knees and shaking in your pants
and all I wanna do is make you dance
come on!

Here I come, here I come Here I come, here I come Here I come, here I come
Here I come, here I come Here I come, here I come Here I come, here I come
LyricsHere I come, here I come Here I come, here I come

see the sweat that you're lettin off
now, keep it comin girl
ya know I love it when you take it off
you got me sittin in the hot seat
drippin from the body heat
from my head to my feet
we can do it by candle light all night
keep it goin till the sunlight, that's right
whatcha tryin to do, make the Ice melt?
don't you know my cream is good for your health?
you know you wanna shake what your mamma gave ya
you're getting real hot, now I'm gonna spray ya
rub it in like lotion
juices flowin everywhere
like water in the ocean
you got that hourglass figure
uh
all the right moves
and ya know I wannaa dig ya
got 31 flavors, know what I mean?
and I wanna take a dip in your ice cream

Here I come, here I come Here I come, here I come Here I come, here I come
Here I come, here I come Here I come, here I come Here I come, here I come
Here I come, here I come Here I come, here I come

know I'll be the one to kick this shit off
and crank it up like a 250
engine in a motorcross
and make ya feel it girl
till ya get sick with it
and all that junk in your trunk
don't be stingy with it
and I'm gonna make it all good like the weekend
you got enough for yourself and for all my friends
and it's enough of me to go round like the globe
set it up like a tent, watch it unfold
I see your eyes glistening for the benji's
but you ain't gotta fake it
I just want you to shake it
break me off a piece of that action like Jackson
I ain't trying to hit it
and I ain't trying to wax it
picture you and me on the beach and you be
climbing up this tall coconut tree
all I wanna do is hump with it and make you scream
and eat you up
as I floss with your g-string

Here I come, here I come Here I come, here I come Here I come, here I come
Here I come, here I come Here I come, here I come Here I come, here I come
Here I come, here I come Here I come, here I come

Free stylin on the mic and in the go
Free stylin on the mic so let it flow
Free stylin on the mic and in the go
And first on the microphone Psycho

Slappin rappers like hot dikes like hot nights in Vegas
Disect these haters cause they fuckin with the greatest (greatest)
Now I'm gonna peel caps with steel gats just like potatoes (taters..)
Knowin they couldn't break us or take us now fakers take us out
No doubt, we'll serve they ass wit da tech'
Makin rappers bow down like the Westside Connec'
I want the Ice like Cube
So I blast with the Mac 10
But trust me I'm throwin up the dubbs just like Dubb-C
Plus we fuck it up on both Coastal shows. Gloat when I rip shop
Puttin niggaz in ziploc
Fuckin' with da hip hop
Fanatics still a manic, yes I smoke cryptonite
Get it right my shit is tight got wicked ways like Mr. Mike
Get the guage it's tonight green nigga runnin lose
Clutchin' bodies. We're niggaz in Kaki's and not Vasachis
LyricsSomebody should a told ya son it's on like that
With the Iceman bitch and I'm gone like that
Freestylin on the mic and in the go
Freestylin on the mic so let it flow
Freestylin on the mic and in the go
And next on the microphone C-Note

I got some bussiness that I gotta handle
Shit it's kinda risky but I don't wanna hafta take the gamble
Niggas thay tryin to plot and sceme on me
Double and triple'n teams on me
I'll make em bleed for me
And that's how it's goin down
I won't be satisfied til I see that ass 6 feet underground
Cause you fucked around
And pissed the wrong brotha off
You lied to yourself when you said I was soft
Now that's a no-no. Who da man hoe?
I'll formulate a plan hoe
That'll make your children bastards
And make your wife a widow
Trying to battle me that's a sin
It'll be like Toni Braxton
And you'll never breath again
Cause I hit hard like thunder
Straight from the under
Ground with the sound
That'll make Steve Wonder
{???} but let me continue
Servin MC's like
Orders on the menu
Pound for pound up in this game I be the best
Back the fuck up off me motherfucker cause I'm stressed
You'll wind up in a casket
Fuckin with me you get you're ass-kicked
Hit you harder than an accident in traffic

Let's get down to pleasure
And beat the kid out the treasure
Let me measure this here joint and it'll be nothin lesser
I betcha I'll get it wide open like Hostetler
But ill like Coby so I ride on all a ya'll like Dopey
And leave you in suspence like "who done that"
You check the grammar
I'll be the last man settin off lyrical stamina
I'll round up 100 MC's in one city
Knock off ninety-nine and a half
That leaves a half one to face me
And leave him face down in the dirt
Call the paramedics
Prep the body for surgery with anesthetics
Bloody massacre night stalka
Like the creature
Set it off like Micheal Myers at a double matinee feature
Feature junky rhymes that's hard to swallow
Send your ass into tommorow
You'll be open to witness the horror
Now pay attention to todays lesson
Enable your perception
Recognize these freestyle confessions
I step inside a case a like Kojak
Get rid of the evidence
Make sure I leave behind no fingerprints
To {***} the strippers off a case like Matlock
Come up on your block then clean your ass up like Dr. Spot
Freestylin on the mic and in the go
Freestylin on the mic so let it flow
Freestylin on the mic and in the go
And next on the mic is Ice so let it flow

It's the incredible party rocker
The heart stopper hit dropper
Hypnotize you all like Big Poppa
Gettin everybody blazed with the funk it don't stop
As I detonate the spot like Oklahoma on your block
Like Timothy McVay but I don't blow up any buildings
When you hear me boy it'll be the microphone I'm killin
Registering 10 on the Rhictor when I shake with my earthquake bass
My shit blowin out your woofers
Put you in a state of shock
Like flippin mic's so get it right
Makin hits tonight just to letcha know
My click is tight right
We got women up front shakin ass
Just about strippin wanna put em on the glass
Pass the fat philly as I heat it up like chilli
Put down the gun son there's no need for the 9 milli
Got the meat for the barbecue so spark a few hots
Watch us take your spot like startin and
Infiltrate your whole block baby