Every building same height
Every street a straight line
Team colour's yellow and blue
Cheerleaders single file
Perfect smiles unaffected
And you won't forget
Our colour's blue
No you won't forget it
Twenty miles westwards
Home of the Redbirds
Team colour's crimson blue
Open up your purses
For the boys to reimburse us
With a goal line stand on 4th and 2
And that goal line stand
Ha!
Summer's dry and foul
Resevoirs are shallow
Spillways unexposed
It's never been inspected (expected?)
When the government's elected
And the field's will turn to yellow too
And the field's will turn
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