We're a happy family we're a happy family
We're a happy family me mom and daddy
We're a happy family we're a happy family
We're a happy family me mom and daddy
Sitting here in Queens eating refried beans
We're in all the magazines
Gulpin' down thorazines
We ain't got no friends our troubles never end
No Christmas cards to send daddy likes men
Daddy's telling lies baby's eating flies
Mommy's on pills baby's got the chills
I'm friends with the President
I'm friends with the Pope
We're all making a fortune selling Daddy's dope
Sitting here in Queens eating refried beans
We're in all the magazines
Gulpin' down thorazines
We ain't got no friends our troubles never end
No Christmas cards to send daddy likes men
We're a happy family we're a happy family
We're a happy family me mom and daddy
We're a happy family.....x 12
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