If you happen to live on Mars Then I'm from Outer Space Where we drive around in cars And talk right out of our face We walk around on feet And we fly around in planes There's this stuff called food we eat And think with these things called brains Greetings from the Planet Earth To the many worlds in the Universe Wish you were here Hope you can come We'll have some intergalactic fun If you happen to live on Mercury Then I'm an alien And I'm in a real big hurry To see a spaceship come sailing in I look out the window and wonder Who's wondering back from the stars And I love to hear the thunder So everyone hum a few bars Greetings from the Planet Earth To the many worlds in the Universe Wish you were here Hope you can come We'll have some intergalactic fun