Aww shit get your towels ready it's about to go down (shorty yeah)
Everybody in the place hit the fucking deck (shorty yeah)
But stay on your motherfucking toes
We running this let's go
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat (sailing on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look at the motherfucking boat (boat yeah)
I'm on a boat motherfucker take a look at me
Straight flowing on a boat on the deep blue sea
Busting five knots wind whipping out my coat
You can't stop me motherfucker cause I'm on a boat
Take a picture trick (trick)
I'm on a boat bitch (bitch)
We drinking Santana champ
Cause it's so crisp (crisp)
I got my swim trunks
And my flippie-floppies
I'm flipping burgers you at Kinko's
Straight flipping copies
I'm riding on a dolphin doing flips and shit
The dolphin's splashing getting everybody all wet
But this ain't Seaworld this is real as it gets
I'm on a boat motherfucker don't you ever forget
I'm on a boat and
It's going fast and
I got a nautical themed
Pashmina afghan
I'm the king of the world
On a boat like Leo
If you're on the shore
Then you're sure not me-oh
Get the fuck up this boat is REAL!
Fuck land I'm on a boat motherfucker (motherfucker)
Fuck trees I climb buoys motherfucker (motherfucker)
I'm on the deck with my boys motherfucker (yeah)
This boat engine make noise motherfucker
Hey ma if you could see me now (see me now)
Arms spread wide on the starboard bow (starboard bow)
Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow (moon somehow)
Like Kevin Garnett anything is possible
Yeah never thought I'd be on a boat
It's a big blue watery road (yeah)
Poseidon
Look at me oh (all hands on deck)
Never thought I'd see the day
When a big boat coming my way
Believe me when I say
I fucked a mermaid
I'm on a boat
I'm on a boat
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat (woaah)
I'm on a boat
I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look at the mothafuckin' boat (sha-sha-shorty shorty yeah)
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