Always had a roof above me always paid the rent and I never set foot inside a tent couldn't build a fire to save my life I lied about being the outdoor type I never slept out underneath the stars the closest that I came to that was one time my car broke down for an hour in the suburbs at night I lied about being the outdoor type too scared to let you know you knew what you were looking for I lied untill I fit the bill God bless the great indoors I lied about being the outdoor type I never owned a sleeping bag let alone a mountain bike I can't go away with you on a rock climbing weekend what if somethings on TV and it's never shown again It's just as well I'm not invited I'm afraid of heights I lied about being the outdoor type never learned to swim can't grow a beard or even fight I lied about being the outdoor type
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