T-Pain Album

Nappy boy (nappy boyyy)
Whoo!
Uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-huh
Three ringz
Yeah, we the class clowns jumpin' ship
Third time around dawg

If I was just to step in the ring
And outta the box
Would errbody be on my
Or will I stop

Say hello to my left friend, hey
Styles change up like lip kimp
Face it, I let my heat swing t-pain so actin homie
The way the beat bump niggas try to get proactive on me (damnn)
But I done cleared the rumors
Everything in the open
Now you know how big the room is
Tell her what the truth is
They can't handle it
They're like a nigga slicker than a mayonnaise sandwich
But they be like g-g-g-god dammit, pause
This nigga park it fatter than santa claus (ohhh)
This nigga career big like some granny drawers
Hadda get a piano to put his grammy on
Yeah, bulgari, bentley, escalade, beamer, mini-coop?, , escapade, f**k her bad, make it rain, lamborghini
I gon' cover shit up like a transfered
I give a damn if you seen me I'm a did what I does
I ain't doin shit wrong like no kissin' my cousin
I know you wanna hear somethin different
Ain't you tired of his shit
Ain't you curious about this shit
Even if you picked this shit up from a distance at least stand still for a second and listen
I'm tellin you now it ain't a thing
I got the bling bling of a rapper but I sing
So welcome to three ringz

Ohhhhh Ohhhh Ohhhh
Heyy we gonna have a ripping good time
Just hit rewind
And you can see I'm far too crazy

My rythems and rhymes
Keep haters in line
Cause now is not the time to be lazy

I'm the ringleader man
Attaining my head
And the ice that's I had on my neck.
Ain't you tired of that whiteness
Sick of this whining
Ain't you like some of me instead
The ringleader man
This is my circus I'm herking
I can flip this whole thing with one hand
The ringleader mann

Yo this industry is my circus, ride with the ringleader.

[Intro: T-Pain]
Yeah, yea yeah,
Whoa- oooh, uhn, na- na- Shawty,
Na- na- na- Shawty-, na- na- na-
Shawty don't chop me, Shawty don't screw me
Shawty don't chop me, Shawty don't screw me
Shawty don't chop me, Shawty don't screw me
Yeah, yea yeah

[Verse One: T-Pain]
Have you ever seen
A dime piece all alone at the bar? (ba- bar)
Straight out of a magazine
And you just wanna let her know who you are (ar- are)
So you say "Let me buy you a drank"
Or let a conversation if that's what you wanna do (do- do)
And she said "Love is about to end"
And you said "Won't you come to my crib?"
And she said "I can't leave my friends"
Now, you've officially been chopped and screwed

[Hook: T-Pain]
Screw- screwed, chop- chopped and screwed
You've officially been -ed and, -ed and screwed
And -ewed, -ewed chopped, screw- screwed
You've officially been chopped and screwed
And scr- and screwed, chop-, screw- screwed
You've officially been screw... screwed
Screw- screwed, chop- chopped and screwed
You've officially been -ed and, -ed and screwed

(Shawty don't chop me, Shawty don't screw me)
(Shawty- Shawty don't chop me, Shawty do...)
(Shawty- Shawty don't chop me, Shawty- Shawty don't screw me)
(Shawty don't chop me, don't screw- screw me)

[Verse Two: T-Pain]
Have you ever been in the VIP
Room of your favorite strip club? (clu- club)
And you got a shawty on you
Kissin' on yo' neck makin' you feel like she's so in love? (lov- love)
Now you done grabbed you a couple dranks
And you feelin' like it's 'bout that time to cuddle up.. (uh- up..)
And you say "Shawty, what's really up?"
She takes a big sip out cho' cup
And she said, "That'll be sixty bucks"
Now, you've officially been chopped and screwed

[Hook: T-Pain]
Screw- screwed, chop- chopped and screwed
You've officially been -ed and, -ed and screwed
And -ewed, -ewed chopped, screw- screwed
(Lude- Luda!) You've officially been chopped and...

[Verse Three: Ludacris]
Na- now, now Shawty why you actin' like that- like that
Like all you ever really wanna do is just doubt me?
Ludacris, can't- can't live without 'im,
But even mo' I bet you really can't live without me
You- you must've flipped yo' wig
You gotta be out yo' mind
I'll chop- chop, chop you screw-, you screw
You outta yo', outta yo' spine
Back breaka', put you over my knee
Put you on punishment woman, and I'll spank ya'
Have you praisin' the Lord like
"Thank you, thank you, thank you! Lord, I wanna thank you!"
But have you ever met a woman that'll lead you on
And steer you wrong instead of please ya'?
Have you singin' this song
Cause all night long
She did nothin' but flirt and tease ya'?
But I gotta admit that I have
Put one in the air, sit back and I laugh
Shawty, why you insist on doin' me that bad?
Probably 'cause it be the amount of booty that I've grabbed
Comin' back to haunt me
So instead of bein' put into submission and subdued
Guess what, dawg?
[T-Pain] Now, you've officially been
Chopped (Lu- lu- lu luda) and screwed

[Hook: T-Pain]
Screw- screwed, chop- chopped and screwed
And -ewed, -ewed chopped, screw- screwed
You've officially been chopped and screwed
And scr- and screwed, chop-, screw- screwed
You've officially been screw... screwed
Screw- screwed, chop- chopped and screwed
You've officially been -ed and, -ed and screwed

(Shawty don't chop me, Shawty don't screw me)
(Shaw- Shawty don't chop me, Shawty screw, screwed me)
(Shawty- Shawty don't chop me, Shawty- Shawty don't screw me)
(Shawty don't chop me, don't screw- screw me...)

[No lyrics]

(Feat. Chris Brown)

Ha ha I get down on the dance floor
Watch this, hey
Do it like that girl
No, c’mon
You know what I do
If you can do it too
Then lets do something that makes me more attracted to you
And now and now
We’ll see you breakin down
For me (ha)
Yes were in this topic
Girl I like your body
Can you take take take take take take pop lock and drop it
Cause I and I wanna see you break it down
For me
Watch this

Girl iv been waitin all night to see you dance like me
You gunna switch out your feet and try to dance like me
Ah ah ah freeze like me oh
Shawty

Girl I want a metal
Meet me down stairs
Bring your matching shoes and something to tie you hair
Cause I cause I
Feel like breakin’ down on you
I see you with you friends
You don’t wanna get embarrassed
I know you see my bling bling
Check out those carrots
Cause I I… want to break it down on you

Girl iv been waitin all night to see you dance like me
You gunna switch out your feet and try to dance like me
Ah ah ah freeze like me ah

Girl lets get it poppin
Tell me how you feel
Lets get up on this floor and do this thing for real
Cause we, you and me can really break it down together
Watch me slide on ya
Watch me ride on ya
You ain’t gotta say
You think i’m fly, dont cha
Cause we, you and me can really break it down oh oh oh

Girl iv been waitin all night to see you dance like me
You gunna switch out your feet and try to dance like me
Ah ah ah freeze like me ah
Yeah ha let me kick it breezy
For a feelin’ like me
Haha that’s easy
Hey
I just want you to relax
And i’ma be pop poppin
Drop droppin
1234 Freeze
Ha ha

Girl iv been waitin all night to see you dance like me
You gunna switch out your feet and try to dance like me
Ah ah ah freeze like me

(feat. Ciara)

[T-Pain:]
You get me so enegetic
Everything is copacetic
Slide with a nigga I'm so electric
And baby girl you can bet it all
And you ain't got to sweat it
Go home and put on that dress let's
Go out there will be no more stressing
And girl tonight I'm gonna be your dog

[Ciara:]
Oww I like it you know I'm the type to have fun
Slow wine it you can jump on in if you want

[T-Pain:]
Baby girl don't fight it
You know tonight's your night
We can go use it though and abuse because your like

[T-Pain:]
Techno music

[Ciara:]
Electronica

T-Pain
Baby let's do this

[Ciara:]
Boy I want to love

[T-Pain:]
I got to be real girl I don't feel like growing up
The bartender filling up my cup
If you looking for love girl your in luck cause I'm blowing Up

I'm blowing up (blowing up)
I'm blowing up (blowing up)
I'm blowing up (blowing up)
Bartender filling up my cup
Cause I'm blowing up
I'm blowing up (blowing up)
I'm blowing up (blowing up)
I'm blowing up

Wassup with that good connection
I got one simple question
Can I be on your guest list
And boy tonight we gonna get it on
Oww I feel like this is destined
To happen relaxing
Enjoy what we got cracking
Because we got something special going on

[T-Pain:]
Oww I like it
You know I'm the type to have fun
Slow wine it girl don't try to fight what you want

[Ciara:]
Oww baby boy I'm trying
You know tonight's your night
We can go use it though and abuse because your like


[T-Pain:]
Techno music

[Ciara:]
Electronica

[T-Pain:]
Baby let's do this

[Ciara:]
Boy I want to love

[T-Pain:]
I got to be real girl I don't feel like growing up
The bartender filling up my cup
If you looking for love girl your in luck cause I'm blowing Up

I'm blowing up (blowing up)
I'm blowing up (blowing up)
I'm blowing up (blowing up)
Bartender filling up my cup
Cause I'm blowing up
I'm blowing up (blowing up)
I'm blowing up (blowing up)
I'm blowing up

[Converstation]

[T-Pain:]
Oww I like it
You know I'm the type to have fun
Slow wine it girl don't try to fight what you want

[Ciara:]
Oww baby boy I'm trying
You know tonight's your night
We can go use it though and abuse because your like

[T-Pain:]
Techno music

[Ciara:]
Electronica

[T-Pain:]
Baby let's do this

[Ciara:]
Boy I want to love

[T-Pain:]
I got to be real girl I don't feel like growing up
The bartender filling up my cup
If you looking for love girl your in luck cause I'm blowing Up

I'm blowing up (blowing up)
I'm blowing up (blowing up)
I'm blowing up (blowing up)
Bartender filling up my cup
Cause I'm blowing up
I'm blowing up (blowing up)
I'm blowing up (blowing up)
I'm blowing up

(Feat. Lil' Wayne)

she make me feel so good, better than i would by myself or
if i was with someobody else.
u dont understand
she make the people say yeeeeahhhhhh, yeahhhhhhh.

(t-pain)

i could put u in a log...cabin
somewhere in aspin,
girl aint nothin to the pain,
it aint trickin if i got it wat u askin...4.
put u in a mansion, somewhere in wiscansin.
like i said it aint nothin to the pain
we could change our last name, wats happinen.
cus u look so good,
tell me y u wanna work here, put u on the front page of a king magazine,
but u gone get ur self hurt here.
ay, baby i brought u in the back just to have a conversation,
i really think u need some ventalation.
lets talk about uuuuuu and meeeeeee.

(hook)
ooo i cant believe it,
oo, oo, she all on me (on me)
man man i thank she want me (want me)
naw i cant leave her lonley nawwwww.
ooo i cant believe it,
oo, oo, she all on me (on me)
man man i thank she want me (want me)
naw i cant leave her lonely nawwwww.
u dont understand
she make the people say yeahhhh, yeahhhhh, yeahhhh,
she hit the main stage
she make the people say, yeahhh, yeahhh, yeahhhh

(t-pain)
i could put u in a condo,
all the way up in toranto,
baby put u in a fur coat,
ridin in the murciélago,
i put u in the beach house, right on the edge of coastaricka,
put 1 of them lil flowers in ur hair,
have u lookin like a fly mamacita,(fuego)
cus u look so gooood,
u make me wanna spend it all on ya,
get up out this club,
slide with ya boy,
we can do what u wanna, yeahhh,
baby i brought u in the back cus u need a lil persuasion, plus u need a lil ventalation, lets talk about uuuuuuu, yeahh and meeeee.

(hook)
ooo i cant believe it,
oo, oo, she all on me (on me)
man man i thank she want me (want me)
naw i cant leave her lonley nawwwww.
ooo i cant believe it,
oo, oo, she all on me (on me)
man man i thank she want me (want me)
naw i cant leave her lonely nawwwww.
and u dont understand
she make the people say yeahhhh, yeahhhhh, yeahhhh,
she hit the main stage
she make the people say, yeahhh, yeahhh, yeahhhh

(T-wayne)
now i can put yo ass out,
oooo keep runnin ur mouth,
and if ur girls come trippen ima show em wat these tear drops 4,
shawty i was just playin,
ooo but i could take u to the burnin...islands have u
screamin and hollerin,
gone be makin love on the beach
the people see wat we doin,
aww they pointin and ooooin aww but we gone keep on doin, it like it just me and u aint no one else around,
we went down on the balcony,
and i layed ????? how sweet,
shawty like a model out the penthouse how she's,
thats y i got her on my penthouse sheets,

(hook)
and ooo i cant believe it,
oo, oo, she all on me (on me) man man i thank she want me (want me)
naw i cant leave her lonley nawwwww.
ooo i cant believe it, oo, oo, she all on me (on me)
man man i thank she want me (want me)
naw i cant leave her lonley nawwwww.
and u dont understand she make the people say yeahhhh, yeahhhhh, yeahhhh,
she hit the main stage she make the people say, yeahhh, yeahhh, yeahhh.

(feat. Akon & T.I.)

[T-Pain:]
Yeah, Yeah

[Intro: T.I]
Ay, it's for all my cats man
Have you ever been in a club and have a chick run up on you,
And kinda tell you to buy her a drink, holme?
I mean, it ain't what I can do, it what I will do,
And attitude is everythang, you know what I'm sayin'
I mean, a chick who ask for nothing will get everything
A chick who ask for everything will get nothing
Pain, why don't you talk to these motherf**king broke bitches for a minute, would you

[Verse 1: T-Pain]
You may want a man with some consideration (Consideration),
Determination (Determination)
I lil conversation (How you Doing Baby?)
And you might want a man who just say straight I'm nasty (Straight I'm nasty)
From Tallahassee (It's a hate 5-0)
You're far to classy (far too classy)
So you might want a little who's got a job (job), car (car), clothes (clothes), jewelry (jewelry)
Girl I just ain't fooling me to you (NO), to you (NO)
Think I'm that easy shawty, it can't go that breezy shawty,
Find another dude cause it ain't me

[Chorus: T-Pain]
Put you in a range, buy expensive thangs
It ain't me babe, it ain't me, no, it ain't me,
No way, no how, uh uhh
It ain't me babe, it ain't me, no, it ain't me,
Ice out all your fingas take you out and make you famous
It ain't me babe, it ain't me, no, it ain't me,
No way, no how, uh uhh
It ain't me babe, it ain't me, no, it ain't me,

[Verse 2: Akon]
I know you thought you had a sugar daddy
Plan to treat me like a her
Take my money cause I'm attractive
Then kick me off to the curve
Climb in fancy restaurants
Eating expensive audorbs
How I'm gonna let you get it all like that
Without the big lip
Girl that's my word.
And if you wanna ride, then I just can't let it slide
If you plan to get me for all I got, you could start by spending the night.
Otherwise let me see your head get small
Less your hera to make the head get tall
If not gon get lost cause that ain't me
(If not gon get lost cause that ain't me)

[Chorus: T-Pain]
Put you in a range, buy expensive thangs
It ain't me babe, it ain't me, no, it ain't me,
No way, no how, uh uhh
It ain't me babe, it ain't me, no, it ain't me,
Ice out all your fingas take you out and make you famous
It ain't me babe, it ain't me, no, it ain't me,
No way, no how, uh uhh
It ain't me babe, it ain't me, no, it ain't me,

[Verse 3: T.I.]
Hey,
Shawty look so good
So she think I should
Throw dough to her, like it ain't nothi'n to it
Get you whatever you like, I could,
But all I be givin' you tonight is just wood
Hood, to my heart I do it
Huge and your attitude just blew it
So rude that your mentality is distorting your reality
Actually the more you speak make me think where I'd rather be
I don't care if you hiding me, cause I won't sponsor shopping sprees
It's lots of freaks I could be showing my generosity, to
Boo, stop it please, I ain't that guy,
You ain't that fly
Got your head up your ass that's why
All you ask for is all I deny
I do for you what I decide
And I can buy all kinds of things
Go places spend all kinds of dough
My kindness is no blind this dough
T-Pain, where you find this hoe
Ha ha, I know what you want me to do

[Chorus: T-Pain]
Put you in a range, buy expensive thangs
It ain't me babe, it ain't me, no, it ain't me,
No way, no how, uh uhh
It ain't me babe, it ain't me, no, it ain't me,
Ice out all your fingas take you out and make you famous
It ain't me babe, it ain't me, no, it ain't me,
No way, no how, uh uhh
It ain't me babe, it ain't me, no, it ain't me

Now no-no-now nigga just, just sit down for a minute man
Cause I gotta get somethin off my chest.
You understand me?
I'm on the high wire at every night.
You understand me?
Balancing on that bitch is a motherf**ker.
You understand me?
So you know, I'm balancin on that motherf**ker
And he gon give me you know, twos and fews, twos and fews.
Eerryy time twos and fews
But them motherf**kin midgets is gettin paid man, I'm tellin you.
That little bitty motherf**ker
You understand me?
But this little ring leader cat
You know, I'm sayin every time I sit him down I'm talkin to him
I'm sayin hey mayne look here, look here, can I get a raise?
You know what I'm sayin?
Hows a motherf**ker half my motherf**kin size gettin paid more than me?
You understand me?
I'm gettin half of the money and I'm taller than the motherf**ker.
Shit is crazy mayne.
You kno what I'm sayin?
The lion came out the motherf**kin cage? Aiight?
White people sittin on the front row
Like they do.
You understand me?
One of em wanna throw some popcorn at the lion.
I knew the motherf**kers hungry
Cause they didn't feed the motherf**ker at the last show
You understand me?
We stopped in kansas city, missouri and the motherf**ker didn't even feed the lion.
What happened?
Three ate up lil white childern.
Jeesus
Who he blame it on?
ME!
You understand me?
That's some bullshit!
I don't feed the animals and the high wire
That's bullshit!

[T-Pain:] Y'all better not be smokin in my shit man!

Say what?

[T-pain:] Stop smokin in my f**kin cadillac man!

AINT NOBODY SMOKIN IN YO MOTHERF**KIN CADILLAC MAN

[T-Pain:] Yes you is! Nigga, I see it!

I don't even know why you keep trippin on that shit!

[T-Pain:] becuz nigga that's my shit!

You understand me? It got a ashtray in the front the back the side all up in this motherf**ker

[T-Pain:] That don't mean nothin!

Why you gotta ashtray you don't want nobody smokin in the motherf**ker!

[T-Pain:] Cause I can motherf**ker!

Well why we gotta ride in the god damn cadillac to begin with? !
You ain't got no regular motherf**kin transportation for a motherf**ker?

ITS A CIRCUS!

(feat. Kanye West)

[Talking:]
Ahhh... Take a sip of this... eh, let's go (yay)
I want you to feel this beat baby, come on girl let's go

Listen, (what's up), this ain't the way I wanted it to end
But I got to go
Gotta get missing
You ain't gotta kick me out
I'll get out my own house
But you still need to get your s*** together girl

What do I do, what do I say
Gotta get us back to the way
That we used to be back in the day
Who do I call to talk to
Shawty, you ain't gotta be scared of me
All we need is therapy

Like 1, 2, 3, 4 get the hell up out my door
5, 6, 7, 8 I don't need your sex, I'll masturbate
9, 10, 11, 12 you can go to hell all I care, yeah

Can't do it shawty, can't deal with you babe
Can't handle the pressure of you (yeah yeah)
Can't do it shawty, can't deal with you babe
Can't handle the pressure of you (yeah yeah)

Listen, (what's up), I know you ain't used to us being friends
But I got to go
No more kissing
You ain't got to go away
But I know I cannot stay
Cause you still gotta get your s*** together girl

What do I do, what do I say
Gotta get us back to the way
That we used to be back in the day
Who do I call to talk to
Shawty, you ain't gotta be scared of me
All we need is therapy

Like 1, 2, 3, 4 get the hell up out my door
5, 6, 7, 8 I don't need your sex, I'll masturbate
9, 10, 11, 12 you can go to hell all I care, yeah

Can't do it shawty, can't deal with you babe
Can't handle the pressure of you (yeah yeah)
Can't do it shawty, can't deal with you babe
Can't handle the pressure of you (yeah yeah)

Ew you too much pressure doll
You gonna raise my cholesterol
I gotta lower the phone, decibels
Just to talk, just a thought
I'm gonna get a girl with a ass just as soft
Who swear man dolls like reservoir
And I was mister pink
Remember those nights on the kitchen sink
I was choking you in a good way, good way
Now we in the streets and I'm choking you in a hood way
When the cops come what I could say
You know how all that gossip is
Next morning box of perez
Any girl I take out media take care of
I need a break now
Before I break now

Show me your janet jacksons if you nasty
You said you want to cut my nuts off like jesse jackson, classy
Ew, why she say that ouch
Bitch, give me back my couch
And that same couch cashed in
Now listen to t-pain sing

Like 1, 2, 3, 4 you can get up out my door
5, 6, 7, 8 I don't need your sex, I'll masturbate
9, 10, 11, 12 you can go to hell all I care, yeah

Can't do it shawty, can't deal with you babe
Can't handle the pressure of you (yeah)
Can't do it sawty, can't deal with you babe
Can't handle the pressure of you

[Verse 1:]
Yeayey. It's 241 toniiight (ooh). Fellas grab my lady, ladies get that money, from the V.I.P to the main stage. (ooh.whoa.whoa.whoa.whoa.whoa. yeayey.) I never seen that shawty dooo that(that) on the bong (on the bong) reaching my pocket full of 2 stacks. Get it all (get it all) if you never done this don't you feel dumb with it. Shawty come over to you start getting it all. Then the song is almost done (the song oh) so I made a long(long) lap dance song.

[Chorus:]
I need a 241 or something otherwise I need my own lap dance song. I only been with you in 2 hours and all my dollar bills is gone. For my lap dance song. I moan more than a minute with you before I spend a minute with you. Girl c'mon don't do me wrong you know what's goin' on. Yeaah! This is the long lap dance song.

[Verse 2:]
Yeayey. It's 241 toniiight (ooh). Fellas grab my lady and ladies get that money, from the V.I.P to the main stage. (ooh.whoa.whoa.whoa.whoa.whoooa. yeayey.) shawty came out from the main stage(stage) to the floor (floor). They were waitin to the V.I.P (P.got it all)
Baby was so ready hot and so heavy. She got on top of me until the comfort room. And the song is over (the song oh) so I made a long(long) lap dance song.
So I made a long(long) lap dance song.

[Chorus]

[Verse 3:]
Yeayey. It's 241 toniiight (ooooh). Fellas grab my lady, ladies get that money, from the V.I.P to the main staaage. (ooh.whooa.whooa.whooa.whooa.whooooa. yeayey.) Girl where you goin' you can't leave me here(here) like this (this) girl do you know where at me when you're done let's took my ring(riing). Girl you can't leave me(no) please believe me (no) you gotta stay over here and can't get it at all. Till the song is over baby I know that this is the long lap dance song.

[Chorus]

(feat. Musiq Soulchild, Raheem DeVaughn & Jay Lyriq)

[Verse 1: T-Pain]
Woooww... heeeyyy
Dun dun dun
Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun-dun-dun-dun

One dude... one lady
One sane... one crazy
Sound like a show to me.

Big house... no babies
Big o' dog... but he lazy
Let's take it to BET.
Yeeaaaah

She will... he won't
She R&B... he Funk
They pretty similar.
(they pretty much the same)

But still their different and
They will split the rent cause, they in love.
It's so clear to her, he got up and told her...

[Chorus: T-Pain]
Let's make a reality show
(shawty and show em' how much we in love)
Let's make a reality show
(cause I want the world to know about us)
Let's make a reality show
(baby we ain't got nothin' to lose)
Let's make a reality show
(trials and tribulations, thick and thin, baby let's go)
Let's make a reality show

[Verse 2: Musiq SoulChild]
Hey... listen
You already know what it is when it comes
To that soul music I gets it done
I'm bout it
Just like I'm suppost to be (I can do it all night long, baby)
So don't you go... get it twisted (no)
Just listen
There's more to music than neo soul to me... yea
(how bout you go)find some shorties and line em' up
It don't matter what they look like sign them up
She could be a fine peice or fine as f**k
It don't really matter to me
Give me a ghetto hip-hop girl, skinny funk, rock girl, fat girl
Can't forget the "make her booty clap" girl
Senoritas please, white or japanese
And let's see who's going home with me

[Chorus: T-Pain & Musiq SoulChild ad-libs]
Let's make a reality show
(shawty, what you think about it?)
Let's make a reality show
(you know people gonna talk, no doubt)
Let's make a reality show
(I can hear em' now all across the world)
Let's make a reality show
(so through trial and tribulations, thick and thin, they gone know that your my girl)

[Verse 3: Raheem DeVaughn]
It's so many ladies that I can't loose
Like her right there in those stelleto shoes
And shorty showin off her legs for me(and I feel like)
Mr. Baskin robins (they all look like)
Good as 31 flavors(and I feel like)oh S**t
Like Huge Hefner on TV, oh ohhhhhhh
Now who I'm gone pick from all of the above
One's from the church, one loves the club
Musiq and pain please help me judge
Cause I'm bout to go out of my mind
All of these woman so fine
I wish to be, wanna be mine
They fightin' for the camera time
On the final episode... yea

[Chorus:]
Let's make a reality show
(show them, to show how much we in love, yeah)
Let's make a reality show
(cause I want the world to know about us)
Let's make a reality show
(baby, we ain't got nothin' to lose)
Let's make a reality show
(trial and tribulations, thick and thin, baby let's go)

[Verse 4: Jay Lyriq]
A go getta... that's what they call me
Do be mad at him that's why they call it(hello)
They want a little taste of me(that's why they got me going around)
You gotta admit... I ain't slippin'(I ain't slippin')
Anything you want... stop trippin'(stop trippin)
Last night was you and me, ohhhhhh
So each and every night we gone switch it up
And you ain't gotta worry I'm a wrap it up
A man gone be a man(a man gone be a man, gone be a man)
But I ain't gone fall in love with them
Just have a little fun with them
And if I do... then you can chose and that's the one who loose

[Chorus: T-Pain & Jay Lyriq ad-lib]
Let's make a reality show
(shawty, to keep everybody watchin')
Let's make a reality show
(I wanna hear what they say about us)
Let's make a reality show
(we know they gone give a part 2)
Let's make a reality show
(cause we ain't scared to do what other people do in the open)

Make a reality show

Yeah
Uh
Uhem
Keep going
Yeah
They get me up in the morning
They give me reason to believe I'm here
For somebodie
For someone
They make me feel so joyus
Happyness ain't a word describe, what I feel
Like when I try to give it up
Sick and tired of all this stuff
They give me reason to
Keep goin
And goin
When I feel that I should quit
I keep goin
I never knew dis would happen
And if u knew bout my past you would see
Why
It's a miracle
But u can see why I'm happy
Nobody wished dis for me
This was prayer
Where would I be with out them
And when try to give it up
Sick and tired of all this stuff
When I feel like it's enough
I keep goin
They give me reason to keep goin
And goin
And goin

(feat. Young Cash)

[Intro:]
I love to call his name
Yeahh ohhhh
(Ohhh Yeahh)

[Verse 1:]
She got a stomach like ciara.
Hair Like Beyonce. Gabreille Union smile. Lips like Ashanti. I'm k-ci and jo-jo. She is my madavante. Titties mooviabiane. Booty mwchaglande. she is so excited like she is from another country. she is so erotic I load pornos every sunday. freaky in the bed I tie up like a mermaid. I got her let her meet my mummy

[Chorus:]
I think I gotta supperstar lady.(o yeah... yeah)she's addicted to the flesh and light camera action. a superstar lady. right out of hollywood everything you probably would boy and girl so I.
Break it down for shawty and she likes it she likes it. [x2]

[Verse 2:]
She got em thigs like angelina.aguilera christina. searching for my shawty tell me have u seen her? . party like a hilton. sex like a cordation. god is so damm good to me what more can u ask more of him. I got her one of them jessicas.alba bill or simpsons. never been a alergy like scarlet johanson. she makes me feel good everytime that she gets with me I can be her cavemen.she can be my britney.

[Chorus]
I think I gotta superstar lady.(o yeah... yeah)she's addicted to the flesh and light camera action. a superstar lady. right out of hollywood everything you probably would boy and girl so I.
I Break it down for shawty and (she likes it). [x2]

[Verse 3:]
She got a booty like sirena
Thighs like Trina.
Lips like that chick off that martin show tina.
Shawty always looking fly everytime I see her. I might let my shawty drive my beemer.
Me I'm a be on my passenger side. other girls jealous asking me why. and I tell them cause shawty is the baddest.she is flushed and she is aries. and I don't care if u get mad bitch. cause I know that u really wanna have this. from the way that u look is tragic. so don't let them dissapear that is magic.

[Chorus:]
I think I gotta supperstar lady.(o yeah... yeah)she's addicted to the flesh and light camera action. a superstar lady. right out of hollywood everything you probably would boy and girl so I.
Break it down for shawty and she likes it she likes it. [x2]

(feat. Akon, Diddy, & Mary J. Blige)

[Diddy:]
I'll do anything for you, For you I'll change the world. No more wars, No more poverty, No more hurt, No more pain, You showed me how to love you again. For you I change the world. Pain singing...

[Chorus: T-Pain]
If I could chaaange the world. Ooh... I would be the sunlight in your universe. Ooh. You will think my love oh really something good baby. If I could chaaange[x2] If I could change the world. The world [x3]

[T-Pain:]
Ooh there would be no more wars opportunity knockin' on doors for us, for us. Nobody ain't know each other. Buddies turning into lovers for us, for us. Oooh when the moonlight turns to sunshine everybody waking up to abandon dreams. Uhuh Uhuh
Cause everybody need what they want but don't want want they need let's talk about yooouuuu. Let's chaaaaaange.

[Chorus]

Change to the world hey yayaya.

[Akon:]
If I could change the world, I order for the line to be erased that the border this day (this day). (everyone deserves an opportunity) there be no new world order if nobody wouldn't never got slaughtered that way (that way). That means so much more love and unity. daughters will be close to thy mothers sons are being raised by their fathers today (today). A good family ain't nothing greater. raise crumbs hate crumbs that never exist. I'll turn every bullet to a hershey's kiss (kiss) and we can eat away our fear (fear).
Oooh.

[Chorus]

[Mary J. Blige:]
There would be no self hate. We will know how to love everything about ourselves so we can love everyone now. Nothing would hold us down because we love walk around with a smile and never a frown and every move don't clown. There'll be no more self-loadin everyone will know when their hearts that they just found and that's when the light's gonna shine . Everyone will understand had it on a tip have some piece you must believe, believe the best in you (believe I can change)

[Chorus]

Ooohhh...

(feat. Tay Dizm)

[T-Pain:]
Yayyy, yeah
It's goin digital... woo!
Yayyy, yeah, yeahh, yeahh
It's goin digital... yeah

See tonight it's goin digital, really though
Really everybody in the club 'bout to feel me though
I came alone, cause I'm takin somethin back with meeeee, yeahhhh
I left the duals up on the Lamborghini (the Lamborgini)
So they can see me (see me everybody in the club) know I got fettucini
I can't leave home, without a couple stacks on meeeee, yeahhhh
Now I got the Gucci on the shoes (shoes) {? } knapsack (sack)
Ice around my neck (neck) how pimpin is that?
Ohh c'mon girl, you can stack your platinum back with meeeee, nooooo

[Chorus: T-Pain]
Tonight it's goin digital (ayy) digital (ayy)
Digital (ayy) digital (ayy)
It's goin digital... {e'rybody know me when I walk up in the club}
Tonight it's goin digital (ayy) digital (ayy)
Digital (ayy) digital (ayy)
It's goin digital... {e'rybody know me when I walk up in the club}

[T-Pain:]
When the club do's open up (open up) I'm po'in up
Everybody in the club know I got the frozen cup
I can't leave home, without lookin like Magic Don Juan, yeahhhh
Now everybody know what's goin on (goin on) my pimpin strong
Listen everybody in the club - is singin my song
I can't leave alone, cause all these bitches know that I'm the one, yeahhhh
Now I got the green on the shoes (shoes) gold Cadillac ('llac)
Ice around my neck (neck) how pimpin is that?
Ohh c'mon girl, let's get it crackin all night long, ohhhhh

[Chorus]

[Tay Dizm:]
It's goin digital, youse don't wanna hear me though
She lookin at me like she wanna be symmetrical
Fallin on yo' body, hit this and be quiet
Cause everybody in the club know I start the party
Just washed my shoes, the gators too clean
Don't mess around and make me have to (Do the Right Thing)
Aight, I'm digital, and you can come to MySpace
Or just call me when you're down to get away

[Chorus]

(feat. DJ Khaled)

[Intro: T-Pain]
Dear Akon... forgive me for what I'm about to say...
Dear Barry Wize I know you told me not to worry about it man but I can't let it ride...
Dear God... let's make it happen
(ha ha ha) ha ha I'm tryin to be you niggas...
Ha yeah you niggas
Watch me do me, watch me do me, watch me do me, watch me do me hey! (nappy boy)
Nappy boy

[DJ Khaled:]
Dj khaled!
Aye yo Pain
I want you to go in

[T-Pain:]
Hey yo Khaled let's go man (we the best) hey hey hey (listenn)
I got up out da streets so I ain't gotta steal
But listen to the radio it's obvious I still kill
But ya'll was in the game
Way before me
So why you wanna do some shit I did in '03
I'm layin low key (yeah)
For a long time
But don't act like you know me
This is the wrong time
So grab ya microphone
Set yo auto tune
And I'm a bust a verse on yo ass like I outta do
I ain't no gangsta dude
Ain't got a poppin banga
But you know I'm powerful when I'm pissin off the gospel singas
I'm tryin to feed my kids
Y'all niggas can die slowly
Cause to me it sound like a bunch of karaoke

[DJ Khaled:]
Aye yo fuck the imposta
Fuck these karaoke niggas man
T-Pain they wanna live your life man
These some bitch ass niggas man
It's the dj khaled
Nappy boy
I'm goin in
I'm goin in
Aye yo T-pain

[T-Pain:]
I know you khaled I know you right now
But uh let me get em' again
Aye aye uh
Listen it ain't all bad
Some of it please me
But the only niggas that cool is Kanye and Lil Weezy
I'm a hit maker
Not a comedian
So why da fuck were these niggas laughin at me when I seen they ass
This shit would never work
A one hit wonder bitch
But all that shit that you doing now make me wonder this
Now why it's cool for you
But it's not for me
And why he ain't hop on my song and make it hot for me
But u don't give a fuck
You just a swagger jacker
Now I'm a certifed lamborghinist and cadillacer
Cause I'm tryna feed my kids
Y'all niggas could die slowly
Cause just to me
It sound like a bunch of karaoke

[DJ Khaled:]
Y'all singin da same ol song
Y'all some karaoke niggas
Karaoke fuck niggas
This is nappy boy
This is dj khaled
We global with this hood shit
This what we do
Why you wanna live our life
You wanna live our lifestyles
Aye yo t-pain

[T-Pain:]
Waddup Khaled (Get Them)
Let me get a moment of silence
For the late great Roger Troutman
Ya'll niggas ain't holding it down
So we had to put me at ya
Bitch I'm Teddy Pain
The son of Teddy Riley
The father of the game
You bustin niggas wildin
How many niggas really wanna test
Pain nigga riggen gotta be da best
Only muthafuckas tryna do what I did stealin food from an infant sty from a kid
24 years
24 cars
Bitch we da best we done been with most stars
Everytime you pussy muthafuckas try to stop me
It's plenty more hits
Plenty more bars
Yeeeeahh dats not cool baby (baby)
So dats not haappenning (ning)
Ya'll keep on stealing from me (from me)
Let me try this rapping thang (thang)
I know you know I hear ya (hear ya)
And it ain't embarassing (sing)
Set the game on fire (fine)
Teddy got some meeeeaaaannn
Pussy niggas step up if you really got good game
I got a lot of niggas sayin about da nigga
But it's really not good things
Dat ain't no disrespect man ya'll keep doin ya shit
But my daughter told me to tell you to get off her daddy's dick

[Dj Khaled:]
Aye yo Pain man I'm a call these niggas out
I'm a pull them skirts man
They fucked
Aye look
Let me get them
Fuck it
It's da DJ Khaled?
Big dog pit bull jamma scordian
A.k.a we da best
A.k.a shit on niggas dot com
A.k.a nappy boy bitch

[T-Pain:]
We global
We global

[Deluxe Edition / iTunes Bonus Track]

{Where is everybody}
{Don't stop now}

{Don't stop now}

Hey, yeah
I don't really wanna do nothing today
Just wanna do you tonight (you tonight)
And the only way that I'll be satisfied is if I do you right (do you right)
I want you to feel it coming
Stronger longer
If f**king you ain't a right then a dude then I can't get no wronger

I'm pulling hair slapping derrières
All you gotta do is say {Don't stop now}
And I won't I promise this
I'm gone be the dominant one
I got you bitch squeeze that pillow bite that shit
Uhh it feel good don't it tell me that you want it
Shawty call me daddy {Don't stop now}

Don't stop it stop it don't stop it
Stop it don't stop it stop it don't stop it
Stop it don't stop it stop it don't stop it
Stop it don't stop it stop it don't
Don't stop now

Girl I don't really know what else I can say
But baby girl you look tight (you look tight)
And I'm sitting right here looking in your eyes and they're telling me everything you might like (you might like)
I want you to feel it coming
From a bigga nigga
I'm not what you're used to f**king with (oh no)
I'm a little bit thicker

I'm pulling hair slapping derrières
All you gotta do is say (Don't stop now)
And I won't I promise this
I'm gone be the dominant one
I got you bitch squeeze that pillow bite that shit
Uhh it feel good don't it tell me that you want it
Shawty call me daddy {Don't stop now}

Don't stop it stop it don't stop it
Stop it don't stop it stop it don't stop it
Stop it don't stop it stop it don't stop it
Stop it don't stop it stop it don't
Don't stop now

[Verse 1]
Yeah
We've been in this situation
Like once or twice
Before now
And I liked it cause you liked it
Yeah
Sweet anticipation
So very nice
But how?
Do we fight it?
No fighting
What we feel is so,
Natural
We pretty much,
Have to go,
With the flow (The flow)
Of your body
Shawty
We can do whatever you,
Want to do tonight
And somehow I know what it is
And I'm so excited

[Chorus 1]
Cause if I do it,
To you
Then you got to do it,
To me
And if we do what I think we gonna do
Shawty that'd be fucking sweet
Uh
And baby you know it
You know you know it
I know you know it
Ooh

[Verse 2]
Yeah
Let me do your dissertation
I know everything,
There is to know
And I'd be delighted,
To write it
Yeah
Bottom line: you're just the greatest
Have you ever heard,
Of a love TKO?
Well girl you're Mike Tyson,
And I like it
And I must be psychic
Cause I knew what you were gonna do right before you did it
Right when I got in it, I was free
Yeah
But I'ma be quiet
You know I love making love to you—it's like a new dimension
When you get to kissing on me

[Chorus 2]
Cause you know if I do it to you
You know you got to do it,
To me
And if we do what I think we gonna do
Baby that'd be fucking sweet
Ooh
And I know you know it
You know it
I know you know it
Whew
Yeah

[Deluxe Edition / iTunes Bonus Track]

Yeeahh
Wooohooo

Shawty...

Yeeahh [x4]

Shawty I'm the sex-police
You have been arrested
It's a warrant for ya
How do u contest it?
You must of been hidin'
Tryna lay low key
E'rrbody know you can't f*ck with the police
Nah I'm just playin withcha
What's ya name girl
I'm feelin so good
You should feel the same girl
So partake in this louis
You know it's oowie goowie
Now let's jump outta this club
Go home and make a movie
Shawty you can do me
And I can do you
So ain't no use in actin'
Miss goody two-shoes
I'm a freak girl and I think you might be one
Cause' mama told me watch out for the quiet ones

Show me your bad side
Bend over and show me that backside
Let's go see how the back of this lac' ride
Show me your bad side
I plan to take you on another level
Ain't there a nigga ever take you that high
Show me your bad side
You say you want a real man with real money
Well babygirl I know that's right
Show me your bad side
I'm a put you on the silver and gold
So you can sit back and relax now
Show me your back side

Now we drivin' Escalade
Back to the telly
Cuttin' everythin' off
Includin' the cellie
I made it rain and thunder
So you chose me
Tryin' to see what's under
All of that the Dolce
And Gabbana
I really really wanna
See how far you go cause' I just noticed that tongue-ring
And I can go for over 4 hours
I know u don't believe
But I'm totempole Jenkins
Teddy to the P
Girl I see you lookin' at me
Go head and close your eyes
Let me get up in it
Not only to surprise
I'm tryna get up in that deep blue
But she screamin' like
Aaah-Ah
Aaah-Ah

Shawty show me your bad side
Bend over and show me that backside
Let's go see how the back of this lac' ride
Show me your bad side
I plan to take you on another level
Ain't there a nigga ever take you that high
Show me your bad side
You say you want a real man with real money
Well babygirl I know that's right
Show me your bad side
I'm a put you on the silver and gold
So you can sit back and relax now
Show me your back side

[Deluxe Edition / iTunes Bonus Track]

Huh... YEEAHH

[Verse 1:]
I've been the tree house for seven hours
Lookin at your house girls
Ever since you kick me out girl
That ain't me, but who the f**k is he
(YEEAHH)

I've been watchin ya'll kissing and hugging
Licking your belly button
Touchin and rubbin but this nigga look jus like me
He got dreads and gold teeth
(YEEAHH)

Now I know we jus broke up
Week and a half ago
How was I to remember the anniversary
Baby I sorry
(YEEAHH)

But you know...

[Chorus:]
I can't leave ya'll alone tonite
Ain't nothing going on tonite
Cause I'm the Phantom in your Operrrraaaa
I'm the Phantom in your Operrrraaaa

Now I can't leave ya'll alone tonite
All the lights gonna be on tonite
Ohh I'm the Phantom in your Operrrraaaa
He won't get none
You won't either
Till I get mine

YEEAHH... YEEAHH

[Verse 2:]
I'm a wait until ya'll get real into
Jus about to do it
The mood is set
And I'm a mess ya'll up
I bet that sucks
To be him

I'm a call
And hang up
Call again
And hang up
HEEELLLOOO
Do you like scary movies
Then I'm a do it again
Am I scaring your friend
(YEEAHH)

(YEAH)
Let's play a game
(YEAH)
I'll be Teddy Pain
(YEAH)
You'll try to do your thang
(YEAH)
And I'm a block that cock
And I'm a make ya'll stop
(YEEAHH)

And you no...

[Chorus:]
I can't leave ya'll alone tonite
Ain't nothing going on tonite
Cause I'm the Phantom in your Operrrraaaa
I'm the Phantom in your Operrrraaaa

Now I can't leave ya'll alone tonite
All the lights gonna be on tonite
Ohh I'm the Phantom in your Operrrraaaa
He won't get none
You won't either
Till I get mine

[Instumental Pause]

YEEAHH

[Chorus:]
I can't leave ya'll alone tonite
Ain't nothing going on tonite
Cause I'm the Phantom in your Operrrraaaa
I'm the Phantom in your Operrrraaaa

Now I can't leave ya'll alone tonite
All the lights gonna be on tonite
Ohh I'm the Phantom in your Operrrraaaa
He won't get none
You won't either
Till I get mine

[No lyrics]

[UK Bonus Track]

(feat. Bow Wow & Lil Wayne)

Ahh remix you know I got ya' pain bow wow yeah uhh Lamborghini Murc, remix you know I do it for the ladies

[Bow Wow:]
Said her man wasn't treating her right
Come with this low is lame cause I'm the superman in the life
A couple years from now yeah I might make her my wife
My money you can't imagine no stress in your life(no and uh)
She my lucky charm like the cereal (yeah) bags by Herman she runway material
(Yeah)bought her a lambo now she stunt like me pink dog paw chain now she floss like me It ain't nothing I won't do for her
(nothing)Cause when she lay on the bed
I got her covered like a blanket real good for ya'
(Yeah) and she love to brag she dating a rapper
And it's kinda hard for me cause her dad is a pastor
(huh)And lil mama she from Nebraska (yup) and I'm a pretty nice guy but for my girl I'll act up (yeah) those other girls don't get shit (nothing)
My boys say all this time I spend on the phone I could be writing a hit (woo)
G4's just me and my chick (right) we on jets like New York
We on our Brett Favre shit
Got my name tattooed on her neck she official now
5 star restaurants we dining at Mr. Chow (yeah)
And you could tell the whole world I'm your man
5 mil for the home a couple kids that's the plan (yeah yeah)
I know you can't believe it but I do it for the ladies remix

[T-Pain:]
I can put you in the log cabin, somewhere in aspen
Girl ain't nothing to the pain ain't trickin if you got it what you askin... for
Put you in the mansion, somewhere in wiscansin (wisconsin)
Like I said ain't nothin to the pain we can change that last name what's happnin?
Cause you look so good
Tell me why you wanna work here? I put you on the front page of a king magazine, but you gon get yourself hurt here
Eh, baby I brought you in the back just to have a conversation
Really think you need some venalation
Let's talk about youuuuuuu & meeeeeee

Oh, I can't believe it
OO OO she all on me (on me)
Man Man I think she want me (want me)
Nah I can't leave her lonely, naw
[x2]
And you don't understand she make the people say yeahhh, yeahhh, yeahhh
She hit the main stage she make the people say yeahhh(yeah), yeahhh(yeah), yeahhh

I could put you in the condo
All the way up in Toronto
Baby put you in the furcoat, ridin the Murciélago
I put you in the beach house
Right on the edge of Costa Rica
Put one of em lil flowers in your hair have you looking like a fly mamacita
(fuego)
Cause you look so good
You make me wanna spend it all on ya
Get up out this club slide witcha' ya boy
We can do what you wanna, Yeah
Baby I brought you in the back cause you need a lil persuasion,
Plus you need a lil ventalation
Let's talk about youuuuuu and meeeeeeee

Oh I can't believe it
OO OO she all on me (on me)
Man Man I think she want me (want me)
Nah I can't leave her lonley, naw
[x2]
And you don't understand she make the people say yeahhh, yeahhh, yeahhh
She hit the main stage she make the people say yeahhh, (she make the people say) yeahhh, (she make the people say) yeahhh(T-Wayne),

[Lil Wayne:]
Now I can put your ass out, ohhh
Keep running your mouth
And if yo brothers come trippin I'm a show em wat dese teardrops bout
Shawty I was just playing
Ohh but I can take you to the caymen... islands
Have you screaminn and hollerin
We gone be making... Love on the beach
The people see what we doin
Awww they pointin and oooo'in
Ohh but we gone keep on doing... it
Like it's just me and you and no one else around
It went down on the balcony,
And her legs are open how sweet,
Shawty like a model out da Penthouse Sheets,
That's why I got her on my Penthouse Sheets.

Oh I can't believe it
OO OO she all on me(on me)
Man Man I think she want me
Nah I can't leave her lonley naw
[x2]
And you don't understand she make the people say yeahhh, (she make the people say) yeahhh, (she make the people say) yeahhh
She hit the main stage she make the people say yeahhh, yeahhh, yeahhh