Straight No Chaser Album

Christmas, Christmas time is here, and Christmas songs you love to hear
thoughts of joy and hope and cheer, but mostly shopping, shopping, shopping
Christmas. Christmas time is here, the sleigh bells and red nosed deer
songs and songs we love to hear all played a thousand times each year

Heard this same song 20 times and it's only Halloween (Joy to the World)
It's not even cold outside (deck the halls with boughs of holly)

Christmas, Christmas time is here, and Christmas songs you love to hear
(Hark the herald angels sing joy to)
thoughts of joy and hope and cheer, but mostly shopping, shopping, shopping

Christmas season, starting sooner every year
It's October, stores with plastic Christmas trees
Ransack the mall, shop until you lose your mind
Spike the eggnog, sit back and watch
Rudolf, Frosty, Tiny TIm, and Scrooge the price, or Charlie Brown

It's time...
It's time to do the Christmas can-can
if you can't, can't dance well that's ok (not going to do the kick line)
All you need is a tree, some lights about a thousand presents
wrap them up and pray for snow
Run to your closet find your Christmas sweaters screaming carols all the way (fa-la-la-la-la)
They all the way to California it's the Christmas can-can howl-a-win' to Christmas day

It's the most wonderful time of year we're running mad with Christmas cheer
hey what's troubling you my friend?
It's not fair if your jewish, jewish (not fair if your Jewish, Jewish)

Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel I made it out of clay
You realize that Christmas ain't the only holiday

Hey he's right who made these laws
Look! Wait! Here comes Santa Claus, Santa Claus, Santa Claus, Santa Claus, Santa Claus (Santa, Santa, Santa, Santa, Santa, Santa, Santa, Santa)

Hey Santa do the can-can help them if you can-can join in the parade
All you need is a tree, some lights about a thousand presents
wrap them up and pray for snow
Run to your closet find your Christmas sweaters screaming carols all the way (fa-la-la-la-la)
Friends all the way to Indiana it's the Christmas can-can that's the end

Wait for our ending
We should share this holiday
I wanna give a happy Chanukah to you, a happy Chanukah to you, a happy Chanukah to you
A merry Christmas, Chanukah and also Kwanzaa. Merry
Christmas, happy Chanukah, and mer-ry Kwan-zaa too

We three kings of Orient are
Bearing gifts we traverse afar
Field and fountain, moor and mountain
Following yonder star

O Star of wonder, star of night
Star of royal beauty bright
Westward leading, still proceeding
Guide us to thy Perfect Light

Born a King on Bethlehem's plain
Gold I bring to crown Him again
King forever, ceasing never
Over us all to rein

O Star of wonder, star of night
Star of royal beauty bright
Westward leading, still proceeding
Guide us to Thy perfect light

Frankincense to offer have I
Incense owns a Deity nigh
Prayer and praising, all men raising
Worship Him, God most high

O Star of wonder, star of night
Star of royal beauty bright
Westward leading, still proceeding
Guide us to Thy perfect light

Myrrh is mine, its bitter perfume
Breathes of life of gathering gloom
Sorrowing, sighing, bleeding, dying
Sealed in the stone-cold tomb

O Star of wonder, star of night
Star of royal beauty bright
Westward leading, still proceeding
Guide us to Thy perfect light
Guide us to Thy perfect light
Guide us to Thy perfect light

Christmas time is here
Happiness and cheer
Fun for all that children call
Their favorite time of the year

Snowflakes in the air
Carols everywhere
Olden times and ancient rhymes
Of love and dreams to share

Sleigh bells in the air
Beauty everywhere
Yuletide by the fireside
And joyful memories there

Christmas time is here
With families drawing near
Oh, that we could always see
Such spirit through the year

Sleigh bells in the air
Beauty everywhere
Yuletide by the fireside
And joyful memories there

Christmas time is here
With families drawing near
Oh, that we could always see
Such spirit through the year

Oh, that we could always see
Such spirit through the…
(ooooooo)

Snow

Oh, the weather outside is frightful
But the fire is so delightful, hey
And since we've no place to go
Gonna let it snow, let it snow, let it snow

And it doesn't show signs of stopping
And I've brought some corn for popping
The lights are turned way down low
Gonna let it snow, let it snow, let it snow
Let it snow

When we finally kiss goodnight
How I'll hate going out in the storm
But if you'll really hold me tight
All the way home I'll be warm

Oh, the fire is slowly dying
And my dear, we're still goodbying
But as long as you love me so, love me so
Gonna let it snow, let it snow, let it snow

Let it snow, gotta let it, gotta let it snow
Gotta let it, gotta let it snow
Gotta let it, got to let it, gotta let it
Got to let it snow, oh

The weather outside if frightful
But by the fire it's so delightful, just let it snow
The weather outside if frightful
But by the fire it's so delightful, just let it snow

It doesn't show signs of stopping
And I've brought some corn for popping, just let it snow
The fire is slowly dying,
And my dear, we're still goodbying, just let it snow

When we finally kiss goodnight
How I'll hate going out in the storm
But if you'll really hold me tight
All the way home I'll be warm

Oh, the fire is slowly dying
And my dear, we're still goodbying
But as long as you love me so
Just let it snow, let it snow, let it snow

Let it snow, snow
Gotta let it, gotta let it snow
Gotta let it, gotta let it snow
Gotta let it, gotta let it, gotta let it snow

Mamacita, donde esta Santa Claus?
Donde esta Santa Claus?
And the toys that he will leave.
Mamacita, oh, where is Santa Claus?
I look for him because it's Christmas Eve.

I know that I should be sleeping,
But maybe he's not far away,
Out of the window I'm peeping,
Hoping to see him in his sleigh.

I hope he won't forget to pack his castinets
And to his reindeer, say,
On perro (Randawg!) On gordo (Fatty!) On verde (Green!) maíz dulce (Sweet Corn!)
Ole! Ole! Ole! cha cha cha.

Mamacita, donde esta Santa Claus?
Oh! Where is Santa Claus?
It's Christmas Eve.

I know that I should be sleeping,
But maybe he's not far away,
Out of the window I'm peeping,
Hoping to see him in sleigh.

I hope he won't forget to pack his castinets
And to his reindeer, say,
On room (Romeski!) Carne (Turf!) Asada (and Turf!) and Sluggs
Ole! Ole! Ole! cha cha cha.

Mamacita, donde esta Santa Claus?
Oh! Where is Santa Claus?
It's Christmas Eve.
Ole! Ole! Ole!
It's Christmas Eve.
Ole! Ole! Ole!
It's Christmas Eve.
Ole! Ole! Ole! Cha cha cha
Santa, dame un regalo, Por favor

I'll be home for Christmas, you can plan on me, me oh
Please have snow and mistletoe and presents on the tree
Christmas Eve will find me, oh, where the love light gleams
I'll be home for Christmas if only in my dreams

I'm dreaming tonight of a place I love even more than I usually do
And although I know it's a long road back I promise you, oh

I'll be home for Christmas, you can count on me
Please have snow and mistletoe and presents on the tree
Christmas Eve will find me where the love light gleams
You know I'll be home for Christmas, ooh, if only in my, only in my dreams

Fa la la la la la la la la

Hey Santa!
Hey Santa, hey Santa, hey Santa!
Hey Santa, hey Santa, hey Santa!
Hey Santa, hey Santa, hey Santa!

When are you going to Atlanta?
Can I hitch a ride with you old man?
Cause my gal lives in Dixie land.

Santa don't bring me any toys,
Just bring my baby and a bottle of joy.
Maybe just a taste for Uncle Roy,
We all know Santa is a good ole boy.

Could you bring along a bottle of Peppermint Schnapps,
Cause Randawg here is really tops.
I got no time for holiday shops,
Cause I got a band that's really hot.

Santa don't bring me any toys,
Just bring my baby and a bottle of joy.
Maybe just a taste for Uncle Roy,
We all know Santa is a good ole boy.

Hey Santa!
Hey Santa, hey Santa, hey Santa!
Hey Santa, hey Santa, hey Santa!
Hey Santa, hey Santa, hey Santa!

When are you going to Atlanta?
Can I hitch a ride with you old man?
Cause my gal lives in Dixie land.

I don't want to leave my comfy cozy,
But my baby's lips are hot and rosy.
What's my name now ain't you nosey
I'd like a little kiss now I supposy

Hot buttered rum, hot buttered rum,
Well you hear me holler now you'd better come.
Seven come eleven, Seven come eleven
Baby just died and gone to heaven.

Hot buttered rum, hot buttered rum,
Well you hear me holler now you'd better come.
Seven come eleven, Seven come eleven
Baby just died and gone to heaven.

Hey Santa!
Hey Santa, hey Santa, hey Santa!
Hey Santa, hey Santa, hey Santa!
Hey Santa, hey Santa, hey Santa!

When are you going to Atlanta?
Can I hitch a ride with you old man?
Cause my gal lives in Dixie land.

Hey Santa!
Hey Santa, hey Santa, hey Santa!
Hey Santa, hey Santa, hey Santa!
Hey Santa, hey Santa, hey Santa!

Why don't we swing by Indiana?
Can I hitch a ride with you old man?
Cause I gotta see my baby!
Can I hitch a ride with you old man?
Cause my gal lives in Dixie land.
Can I hitch a ride with you old man?
Cause my gal lives in Dixie land.

[No lyrics]

You're a mean one
You're a mean one
You're a mean one
You're a mean one
You're a mean one
You're a mean one
Mr. Grinch

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.
You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel.
Mr. Grinch.

You're a bad banana
With a greasy black peel.

You're a mean one
You're a mean one
You're a mean one
You're a mean one
You're a mean one
You're a mean one
Mr. Grinch

You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch.
You're a nasty, wasty skunk.
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunkMr. Grinch.

The three words that best describe you,
are, and I quote: "Stink. Stank. Stunk."

You're a mean one
You're a mean one
You're a mean one
You're a mean one
You're a mean one
You're a mean one
Mr. Grinch

You're a mean one
You're a mean one
You're a mean one
You're a mean one
You're a mean one
You're a mean one
Mr. Grinch

You're a monster.
You're a monster.
You're a monster.
Your heart's an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders,
You've got garlic in your soul
You're a monster
Your heart's an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders,
You've got garlic in your soul

You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch.
You have termites in your smile.
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile.
Mr. Grinch.
Mister mister mister Grinch
You're so bad, You're so bad

You're a mean one
You're a mean one
You're a mean one
You're a mean one
You're a mean one
You're a mean one
Mr. Grinch

You're a mean one
You're a mean one
You're a mean one
You're a mean one
You're a mean one
You're a mean one
Mr. Grinch

You're a mean one
You're a mean one
You're a mean one
You're a mean one
You're a mean one
You're a mean one
Mr. Grinch

Oh holy night, the stars are brightly shining
It is the night of the dear Savior's birth
Long lay the world in sin and error pining
Till He appeared and the soul felt its worth

A thrill of hope, the weary world rejoices
For yonder breaks a new and glorious morn
Fall on your knees, oh, hear the angel voices
Oh night divine, oh night, when Christ was born
Oh night divine, oh night, oh night divine

A thrill of hope, the weary world rejoices
For yonder breaks a new and glorious morn
Fall on your knees, oh, hear the angel voices
Oh night divine, oh night, when Christ was born
Oh night divine, oh night, oh night divine

Oh holy night, oh holy night, oh yeah
Oh holy night, oh holy night, oh yeah
Oh holy night, oh holy night, oh yeah

(Christmas, Christmas, Christmas)

Well, it's Christmas time pretty baby
And the snow is fallin' on the ground
(Christmas, Christmas)
Well, it's Christmas time pretty baby
And the snow is on the ground
(Christmas, Christmas)
Well, you be a real good little girl
Santa Claus is back in town
(Christmas, Christmas)

Got no sleigh with reindeer, no sack on my back
You're gonna see me comin' in a big black Cadillac

Whoa oh, it's Christmas time pretty baby
And the snow is fallin' on the ground
(Christmas, Christmas)
Well, you be a real good little baby
Santa Claus is back in town
(Christmas, Christmas, Christmas, Christmas, Christmas)

Hang up your pretty stockings, turn off the light
Santa Claus is comin' down your chimney tonight

Whoa oh oh oh, it's Christmas time pretty baby
(Christmas)
And the snow is fallin' on the ground
(Christmas, wah wah wah wah wah Christmas)
Well, you be a real good little baby
Santa Claus is back in town
(Christmas, Christmas, Christmas)

Tidings of comfort and joy, comfort and joy
Oh, tidings of comfort and joy

God rest ye merry gentlemen, let nothing you dismay, hey
Remember Christ ,our savior was born on Christmas Day
To save us all from Satan's power when we were gone astray

Oh, tidings of comfort and joy, joy
Tidings of comfort and joy

From God, our heavenly father, a blessed angel came
And unto certain shepherds brought tidings of the same
How that in Bethlehem was born the son of God by name

Oh, tidings of comfort and joy, joy
Oh, tidings of comfort and joy
Oh, tidings of comfort and joy
Oh, tidings of comfort and joy

To save us all from Satan's power when we were gone astray

Oh, tidings of comfort and joy, joy
Tidings of comfort and joy
Oh, tidings of comfort and joy
Oh, tidings of comfort and joy

Oh, tidings of comfort and joy, comfort and joy
Oh, tidings of comfort and joy
Tidings of comfort and joy
Oh, tidings of comfort and joy

Dashing through the snow

Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh
Hey, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh

Hey, dashing through the snow in a one horse open sleigh
O'er the fields we go laughing all the way, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
Bells on bob tails ring, making spirits bright
What fun it is to ride and sing a sleighing song tonight

Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh
Hey, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh

Jingle bells, jingle bells, jing, jing
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle, jingle
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jing, jing
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle, jingle bells

A day or two ago, I thought I'd take a ride
And soon Miss Fanny Bright was seated by my side
The horse was lean and lank, misfortune seemed his lot
We got into a drifted bank and then we got upsot, upsot?

Jingle bells, jingle bells, jing, jing
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle, jing
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jing, jing
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle, jingle

Dashing through the snow in a one horse open sleigh
Over the fields we go laughing all the way, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
Bells on bob tails ring, making spirits bright
What fun it is to laugh and sing a sleighing song tonight

It was Christmas Eve
My friends were all in town
We were singing Christmas carols
As the snow was falling down

And I don't know for certain
how it happened, or who's to blame.
But someone at that party
Ought to be ashamed.

Tell me who, who spiked the eggnog?
I know the culprit's here.
Who, who brought the booze?
To the Christmas party this year.
(Who spiked the eggnog!)
Tell me who, who spiked the eggnog?
It smells like rum in here.
Who, who snuck it in?
We're gonna feel it tomorrow I fear.

The first round went down easy,
The second, one nice and smooth.
By the third my head was spinning around.
And that's when I got the clue

To tell me who, who spiked the eggnog?
Come on and show your face.
Who, who brought the sauce?
Look out, I'm on the case!

(Hey! Was it Randy?)
With a flask of brandy?
(DR?)
He was by the bar!
(What about Rome?)
He was all alone!
Hey I saw Dan,
With a bottle in his hand!

Tell me who, who spiked the eggnog?
They've all got guilty eyes.
Who, who's got the grog?
It's gotta be one of these guys!
(We like the eggnog!)
(More eggnog!)

Chuck and Seggie were sneaking around,
Mike looked guilty to me.
Tyler's curled up on the couch
Might have been Walt,
Could have been Walt,
Probably was Walt,
Must have been Walt.

Hey! Don't look at me!
I just got here!

Tell me who, who spiked the eggnog?
I know the culprit is here.
Who, who's been hiding the hooch?
At the Christmas party this year.
(We love the eggnog!)

Tell me who spiked the eggnog?
Tell me, tell me who could it be?
Hey, it's pretty good stuff!
Who knows it could have been me!
You?
Yea!

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, a partridge in a pear tree.
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me, two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree.
On the fourth day of Christ--
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me, five golden rings
four calling birds, three french hens, two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree

On the ninth day of Christmas, On the eighth day of Christmas
my true love gave to me my true love gave to me
9 ladies dancing 8 maids a milking
8 maids a milking 7 swans a swimming
7 swans a swimming 6 geese a laying
6 geese a laying 5---
Better not shout, you better not cry, you better not-- in a pear tree

On the ninth-- NO!
On the eighth-- NO!

On the seventh day of Christmas deck the halls
my true love gave to me with boughs of holly
7 swans a swimming here we come a wassailing
6 geese a laying among the leaves so---
5 golden rings Faaa-laaa-la-la-la
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves here we come a wassailing
The boar's head in hand bear I among the leaves so green
Bedeck'd with bays

and partridge in a pear tree

On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me
11 pipers piping (ding)
10 lords a leaping (dong)
9 ladies dancing (ding)
8 maids a milking (dong)
7 swans a swimming (ding)
6 geese a laying (dong)
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and--rudolph the red nosed reindeer!

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me--

I have a little dradle, I made it out of clay, and when it's dry and ready, my dradle I shall play
Oh dradle......dradle....dradle..................(sorry)

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me--

doo doo do do doot dooooooo-(do de do de do de do de do de)
doo doo do do doot dooooooo-(do de do de do de do de do de)

On the twelfth day my true love gave to me
12 drummers drumming like olympus upon the serengeti
11 pipers piping, 10 lords a leaping

9 ladies dancing they were dancing for meeee
8 maids a milking they were milking just for me

I had Christmas down in Africa
I had Christmas down in Africa
I had Christmas down in Africa (5 golden rings)
I had Christmas down in Africa (5 golden rings)
I had Christmas down in Africa (5 golden rings)
couldnt take the halls into the things we never had

doo doo do do doot dooooooo-(do de do de do de do de do de)
doo doo do do doot dooooooo-(do de do de do de do de do de)
partridge in a big pear tree-(do de do de do de do de do de)
partridge in a big pear tree