Steel Panther Album

Alright!

Yeah!

C-c-come on!

Fuck the goo goo dolls, they can suck my balls
They look like the dogs That hang out at the mall

Annalie can suck it, so can doctor dray
They can suck each other, just because they're gay
They can suck a dick, they can lick a sack
Everybody shout, heavy metals back!

Death to all but metal
Death to all but metal
Death to all but metal

Death to Papa Roach, Blink 182
All those fucking pussies sounds like doggy doo
Wearing baggy pants, spiking up their hair
They're not wroth the crust on my underwear

Where is Def Leppard?
Where is Mötley Crüe?
Why does all my lyrics sound like doctor Seuss?

Death to all but metal
Death to all but metal
Death to all but metal

Kills those fuckin fuckheads
who program MTV
They can suck my ass with all the record companies

Death to Britney Spears, kill the little slut
Kill Madonna too, and then fuck her in the butt
Fuck Maria Careyh, death to Sheryl Crow
They can kiss each other on there camel toe
50 cents a fag, so is kanye west
shooting hot sperm on each others chest

Death to all but metal
Death to all but metal
Death to all but metal

I’m in Tokyo
looking for a Ho
Tried to score some blow
but I don’t speak Japanese
Find a geisha girl
Take her for a whirl
Wrap a tuna roll on my dick
And the bitch is on her knees

Sucky Fucky
Sucky Fucky
Sucky Fucky
smells like sushi

Asian Hooker!
Hot little motherfucker!
Asian Hooker!
Dirty Little Cocksucker!

I’m in South Korea
Broke out with Gonorrhea
Now I totally figured it out
That’s why it hurts when I go pee
I feel like a jerk
cuz my dick won’t work
It's like i got punched in the nuts
by a dude who knows Thai-chi

Sucky Fucky
Sucky Fucky
Sucky Fucky
smells like sushi

Asian Hooker!
Hot little mother fucker!
Asian Hooker!
Dirty Little Cocksucker!

Hey, I’m the man with a plan
I’m fuckin’ going to Japan
Gonna spend a couple grand
Just fucking hookers in the can
Fuck the rest of the band
I’m fucking going to Asian
Do some coke and get a tan
I’m fuckin gonna be the man!

Asian Hooker!
Hot little mother fucker!
Asian Hooker!
Dirty Little Cocksucker!
I want them Asian
Hookers!
Let's fuck some Asian
Hookers!!!!

I would give you the stars in the sky
But theyґre too far away
If you were a hooker youґd know
Iґd be happy to pay

If suddenly you were a guy
Iґd be suddenly gay

ґCause my heart belongs to you
My lofe is pure and true
My heart belongs to you
But my cock is community property

Youґre the only girl I like to screw
When Iґm not on the road
When I come home dinnerґs made
And the front loawn is mowed

I kiss your mouth
Even after youґd swallow my love

ґCause my heart belongs to you
There ainґt nothing I wouldnґt do for you
My heart belongs to you
But my cock is community property

I wanna make it clear
For you to taint it
My dickґs of free spirit
And you canґt restrain it
No you just canґt chain it down

I love you so much it hurts
From my head to my feet
I think of you when I canґt help
But fall to my knees
I see your face everytime
That I go out and cheat

ґCause my heart belongs to you
There ainґt nothing I wouldnґt do
My heart belongs to you
But my dong is community property
Yeah yeah yeah

No no (community property)
Oh no no (community property)
No ohnooo
Community property

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So you're big and kinda hairy
Like a monkey at the zoo
I don't care if you're a monkey
With an ass that's red and blue
Cause I'm gonna fuck you doggy-style
The way chihuahua's do
But I got one request
That I just have to ask of you

Turn out the lights
Before you suck my dick
Someone beat you with an ugly stick
I wanna fuck, but you make me sick, so
Turn out the lights, Turn out the lights

So you think that I'm a loser
Cause I used to be in Jail
And I got my GED Diploma
Last week in the mail
Well at least a man can exercise
If he gets too fat
But I got news for you
Your face will always look like that

Turn out the lights
Before I take a ride
You don't seem to have a "good side"
Whip out a condom and the astro-glide
Turn out the lights Turn out the lights
I think I'm gonna hurl
Jesus Christ I hope that you're a girl
Open your mouth, baby, here come the pearls
Turn out the lights, Turn out the lights

Tell me when it's over
Please tell me you don't have VD
Thank god that it's over, yeah

Well we all have indiscretions
I think you're my BIGGEST yet
Had to roll you in some flour
Just to find where you were wet
Well this never would've happened
If I hadn't lost that bet
I wonder if our grand-kids
Will ask us how we met

Turn out the lights
Girl it's way to bright
I don't wanna look at your cellulite
There ain't nothing on your body that's tight
Turn out the lights, Turn out the lights

Before you take off your clothes
I wanna tie you up with some garden hose
Slap your tits and rub my balls on your nose
Turn out the lights, Turn out the lights

Before we do the deed
Before I cover your box with my seed
I'm gonna pound ya 'till ya fucking start to bleed, bitch
Turn out the lights, Turn out the lights

I met you down at the seventh bail
Last night when I got out of jail
Your lips were red and your skin was pale
You were the one that I wanted to nail

Yeah

I asked you for a table dance
You came over and put your hands in my pants
I ain't lookin' for no wild romance
By the way: you got some coke?

Stripper girl
Heaven sent, pay my phone bill, pay my rent
Stripper girl
I love you, all my friends really love you too
I really love your boobies

I wanna love you til the end of time
I wanna love you when you're 69
I wanna love you where the sun don't shine
Hey, where you put that blow? Cool

*Sniff*

Take my cock into your backdoor
I wanna fuck you fuckin' hore
I wanna jab it in and out in a real fast pace
Til I squirt hot jucie all over our face


Stripper girl
Heaven sent, take one look and I bitch a tent
Stripper girl
You're the best, up all night on crystal meth

Yeah!

Sometimes you think that I'm a jerk
When you catch me fucking your friends from work
I'll be there to catch you when you fall
If you buy me a cellphone you can give me a call

Guitar solo

I really love you baby
I wanna watch you dance
I didn't mean to fuck your friend
Give me one more chance

Stripper girl
On my lap, hold me dingey, give you the clap
Stripper girl
I need some cash, get on stage and shake that ass, yeah
Stripper girl
Heaven sent, pay some gamble, pay my rent, yeah
Stripper girl
Stripper girl
Stripper girl
Stripper girl
Stripper girl

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Well, I bet you never guessed
When you came to the show
You'd be getting on the bus with me
And doing some blow
your mama's in the parking lot
Looking for you
She's gonna find you when I'm done
All covered with goo
Oooh, mama's little girl got all sticky

Hair on your nipples
Zits on your box
In Oklahoma city
You're considered a fox
What did you have to do
For that backstage pass
'Cause I found a Poison laminate inside of your ass

So come on pretty baby
Suck my balls all night
The driver says we're leaving
Come morning light
Spit out that retainer and do me right
Oooh, come on pretty baby, suck my balls all night

yeah that's it
Aaah, you're a good girl

I wanna thank you for the loving
That you spread over me
I'll be singing about you
On the next CD
And you won't have to wonder
If you caught VD
You'll be screaming my name
When you sit down to pee

Hey Michael Starr you motherfucker
Whoa, whoa

So come on pretty baby
Suck my balls all night
I'm hopped on Cialis
And you're high as a kite
I know it tastes infected
But I think it's alright
Oooh, come on pretty baby, suck my balls all night

All around the world
There's a hundred billion stupid girls
Just like you
Just begging for nuts to chew

So come on pretty baby
Suck my balls all night
Your daddy's looking for me
And he's ready to fight
The Driver says we're leaving
Come morning light
Oooh, come on pretty baby, suck my balls all night

So come on pretty baby
Suck my balls all night
I'm hopped up on Cialis
And you're high as a kite
I know it tastes infected
But I think it's alright
Oooh, come on pretty baby, suck my balls all night

Come on pretty baby
Suck my balls all night
The driver says we're leaving
Come morning light
Spit out that retainer
And do me right
Oooh, come on pretty baby, suck my balls all night

So come on pretty baby
Suck my balls all night

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