Son Of Dork Album

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1...2..let's gooo

When I go to sleep I pray
I’m waking up to I got you babe
Like the guy from Groundhog Day
Just wanna live forever this way
Flash back to seventeen
Got my ass kicked by the football team
Another Loser on the scene
Editor of the chess club fanzine

I asked you out for losing truth or dare
The guys were cracking up ‘til you said yes

Pinch me, is this real?
I’m on a one way ticket out of loserville
Now I’m off the social flat line
Things are so good that I’m
Taking down my star trek shrine
And you’re more than just my valentine
You’re my ticket outta loserville

She gives me butterflies
Says I’m not like all the other guys
Doesn’t care what car I drive
She still enjoys the ride

When I got to sleep I know
That you’ll be there tomorrow
And it gives me vertigo
It was just a week ago that

I asked you out for losing truth or dare
The guys were cracking up ‘til you said yes

Pinch me, is this real?
I’m on a one way ticket out of loserville
Now I’m off the social flat line
Things are so good that I’m
Taking down my star-trek shrine

You blew me out on a Sunday night
You were bored to tears pretending
Knew what you wanted and I’m nothing like the
guy in your happy ending

Well you were wrong to lead me on
Now in the night I wake up screaming
Where the hell did I go wrong?
Where’s Scotty when you need him?

Pinch me, is this real?
I’m on a one way ticket back to loserville
Heading for the social flat line
Things are so that bad
I’m dusting off my star trek shrine

This is where it ends and I can taste the glory
How can I depend
On a better story?
Made it, Blew it, couldn't save it,
Think about her all the time
It’s like I never had her valentine
So I guess I better kiss goodbye to my ticket outta loserville

Eddie kick started his career
One summertime in May
A shitty band with friends from school
But only he could really play
The moment that he took the stage
His friends were blown away
(his friends were blown away)
I always knew that he'd go far
I'm glad I lived to see the day

Eddie's got 27 kids but he doesn't know
(Eddie doesn't know, Eddie doesn't know)
Shame he'll never be around to see them grow
Said he screwed a different girl after every show
(after every show, Eddie doesn't know)
But he was always way too gone to remember though
So Eddie doesn't know

At 3am, it's getting late
The after party's closed
Everybody follows Eddie
They just won't leave him alone
Calls seven girls to his hotel room
And takes off all their clothes
(take off all their clothes)
Some people say he had it easy
But that is just the way it goes

Eddie's got 27 kids but he doesn't know
(Eddie doesn't know, Eddie doesn't know)
Shame he'll never be around to see them grow
Said he screwed a different girl after every show
(after every show, Eddie doesn't know)
But he was always way too gone to remember though
So Eddie doesn't know

Na na na, na na na
Na na na, na na na na
Na na na, na na na na
Na na na, na na na
He's in deep and there's a reason
He's all alone and he can't change
Like the seasons, they come and then they go

To all the kids that don't look like their mum or dad
Don't freak out, don't you let it make you mad
As long as they both love you then you should be glad
Just think about the little problem that Eddie has

Eddie's got 27 kids but he doesn't know
(Eddie doesn't know, Eddie doesn't know)
Shame he'll never be around to see them grow
Said he screwed a different girl after every show
(after every show, Eddie doesn't know)
But he was always way too gone to remember though
So Eddie doesn't know

Eddie's got 27 kids but he doesn't know
(Eddie doesn't know, Eddie doesn't know)
Shame he'll never be around to see them grow
Said he screwed a different girl after every show
(after every show, Eddie doesn't know)
But he was always way too gone to remember though
So Eddie doesn't know

It’s summer, everybody’s out
And you’re right over there
I’m staring where you're playing around
With that pencil in your hair

It's sad in your eyes
I’m just one (I’m just one)
Of the guys (Of the guys)
I’m so into you
You don’t have a clue
There’s nothing you can do to stop me now

CHORUS
You’ve got me falling
For noticing
The little things you do
Put in a whole drive over me
Funny as it seems
You make me dream
Doing the little things
Those little things you do

I saved up for binoculars
I brought them last weekend
To watch you playing badminton
With all your slutty friends

Maybe it’s time
I gave up (I gave up)
Drew the line (Drew the line)
My friends say I should
I wish that I could
But there’s nothing they can do to stop me now

CHORUS
You’ve got me falling
For noticing
The little things you do
Put in a whole drive over me
Funny as it seems
You make me dream
Doing the little things
Those little things you do

I call up your house
but I’m always outta luck (Outta luck)
keep hanging around
but that's never good enough
And you don't reply when
I talk to you, I shout you
But you don’t blink an eye
It makes me wonder why

CHORUS
You’ve got me falling
For noticing
The little things you do
Put in a whole drive over me
Funny as it seems
You make me dream
Doing the little things
Those little things you do

CHORUS
You’ve got me falling
For noticing
The little things you do
Put in a whole drive over me
Funny as it seems
You make me dream
Doing the little things
Those little things you do do do
Doing the little things
Those little things you do do do
Doing the little things
Those little things you do
Little things, little things (those little things)
Little things, little things (those little things)
Little things, little things (those little things)

The party's over,
I just watch my girlfriend get laid on the sofa
Does that seem weird to you?
The guy was older,
heard someone say he got her clothes off playing poker
When I wasn't in the room
Can I assume, this spells the end for me and you?
The morning after,
I go outside and the garden's a disaster
The kitchen table's in the pool
Sound of laughter,
echoes on inside my mind,
holes in the plaster
And I feel like such a tool
So abused, don't think I've ever felt this used

And goodbye, feels so sore
My relationship's over, I'm lost without a cause
I'm wondering why,
she strung me up and left me hanging out to dry
Tell the guys, the party's over

It's complicated (complicated),
stranded at first base,
I never saw her naked (saw her naked)
Now I've never got the chance
I'm aggravated (aggravated),
when I think of all the precious time I've wasted (time I've wasted)
On another dead romance
Days go by, they fade away and so do I

And goodbye, feels so sore
My relationship's over,
I'm lost without a cause
I'm wondering why,
she strung me up and left me hanging out to dry
Tell the guys

The party's over, and I can't get a look
Face the facts, it's over
I don't know why I even tried (tried)

My relationship's over, I'm lost without a cause
I'm wondering why,
she strung me up and left me hanging out to dry
Tell the guys, the party's over

(The party's over) It takes a while to realise
(The party's over) Funny how the feeling dies
(The party's over) Don’t wanna hear your alibis
(The party's over) For something you can’t justify
(The party's over) There’s nothing here for me to say
(The party's over) It’s not for me to save the day
The lights are on so go away (go away, go away)

Boy's we've been here for a while.
But we've finally got the style.
Strike a pose and fake a smile.
Give me Kenny, Give me Kyle.

I hate to break it, but it's true.
Fifteen minutes we'll be through.
And I won't have to talk to you.
you you youuuuuu

Now you know the words you fool.
Sing along to your own tune.
Wrote to prove you are a tool.
Tell your friends you'r joined a boyband.
Boyband.

Good Charlotte said they like Mcfly.
Is half their fanbase gonna cry?
it's so pathetic dry your eyes.
When you gonna realise a tunes a tune
I dont know why the metalheads
want us to die.
But these days they're all under nine.
So I'll be fine.

Now you know the words you fool.
Sing along to your own tune.
Wrote to prove you are a tool.
Tell your mum you'r joined a boyband.
Boyband.

I get calls from girls who saw me on
the TV.
Behind my back they're saying nasty
things about me.

"there's the kid who blew it all,
I sat next to him in school,
Everyone thought he was cool,
'til he quite his job and joined a boyband.


And now you know the words you fool.
Sing along to your own tune.
Wrote to prove you are a tool.
Tell the kids you'r joined a boyband.
Boyband.

Join a boyband.
Join a boyband.
Screw you life up.
Join a boyband.
Kids will hate you.
Out to get you.
Ever since you.
Joined a boyband.
It's really scary.
Palms are sweaty.
Potato guns are armed and ready.
Screwed your life up.
Just like Eddie.
Ever since you.
Joined a boyband.

SICK

It’s more than a habit
I’m more than an addict
I’m parked here outside of your door
know you never lock it
got your keys in my pocket
lights are all out but I know for sure
I’m seven steps away you from you
from you and him
relation is outta scene

Chorus.
I'd never run him over
I wouldn't wanna dent my car….
I’d never rip your throat out
cos that could leave a nasty scar
So I’m gonna go out get drunk
with my friends
Try to get myself out of this funk
I'd never screw my life up
because of how sick you are


You walk by the river
as you start to shiver
two headlights are following you
As he, pulls you closer
My engine's tiking over
It's my choice to do what I do

Ten steps, away from you
from you and him
Redemption, is that a sin?



Chorus.
I'd never run him over
I wouldn't wanna dent my car….
I’d never rip your throat out
cos that could leave a nasty scar
So I’m gonna go out get drunk
with my friends
Try to get myself out of this funk
I'd never screw my life up
because of how sick you are

I'm talking about a split decision
maid in anger, you know
i'm talking something
that could change my life forever
Is it worth it, no ?
is it worth it, no?
Should i stay here and watch the show?
Or maybe
It's time to go

I'd never run him over
(run him over),
I wouldn't want to dent my car
I'd never rip your throat out
(rip your throat out),
cause that could leave a nasty scar
So I'm gonna go out, get drunk with my friends
Try to get myself out of this funk
(out of this, out of this)
I'd never screw my life up
because of how sick you are

My friend's a computer hacker,
but in school everybody said he was a slacker
He writes science fiction novels
He builds home tows and villages from cola bottles

He does equations just for fun
Eats low carb ice-cream with his mum
Sews cub-scout badges on his sweater

He's just a feeling you ignore, a dumb computer hacker
Trash can on the floor, a pitiful disaster
Cried to sleep at night when he never got it right
Cause he never realised, it doesn't even matter
Later on in life, he's drowning in his laughter
Three kids and a wife, he's happy ever after
It's good to be alive, with his dream job up at NASA
Loving every day,
Well I guess it really pays to be a slacker

He stays up all night playing tetris
Asteroids, Pacman, written on his games to get list
Wasted nights spent up in his bedroom,
Tough times, long nights, must have been a lot to get through

He's getting sharp pains in his wrist
In his world girlfriends don't exist
Can't even get an add on 'My Space'

He's just a feeling you ignore, a dumb computer hacker
Trash can on the floor, a pitiful disaster
Cried to sleep at night when he never got it right
Cause he never realised, it doesn't even matter
Later on in life, he's drowning in his laughter
Three kids and a wife, he's happy ever after
It's good to be alive, with his dream job up at NASA
Loving every day
Well I guess it really pays to be a slacker, yeah

He's the one all alone in the stairs
He's the one who thinks life isn't fair
He's the one sitting right over there
He's the lonely guy, on the side, looking kind of shy
You could see him ride, passing by, on the pedal bike
He's a funny type, kinda like Napoleon Dynamite

He's just a feeling you ignore, a dumb computer hacker
Trash can on the floor, a pitiful disaster
Cried to sleep at night when he never got it right
Cause he never realised, it doesn't even matter
Later on in life, he's drowning in his laughter
Three kids and a wife, he's happy ever after
It's good to be alive, with his dream job up at NASA
Loving every day

Well I guess it really pays to be a slacker, yeah
Pays to be a slacker, yeah

I'm hidding in a bush
outside your window
I'm feeling sinck and numb
fed all my best lines
to my best friend
so he could be the one
but I'm in jerk
because it worked
and I've just realised
what I've done

I guess I'll never be the guy
to get that girl
set it so that he
could rock your world
promise me
when you scream
youuuu fake it

holly I'm the one
you should be dating
seeing you with him
is so frustrating
I taught him everything he knows
you fell for every single
line I gave him

I know that I'm dumb
but holly I'm the one
*holly I'm the one*

So maybe I should just go home now
and let you have your fun
it doesn't make it any easier
a little across the street but one
if that clown lets you down
Holly you know where to come

Guess, I could have been the guy
to get that girl
Guess, I could have beeen the one
to rock your world

but I'm not
so I've got you
to face it.

holly I'm the one
you should be dating.
seeing you wiht him
is so frustrading
I taugh him everything he knows

He's just a fraud cause I'm the guy who made him
I know that I'm dumb, but Holly, I'm the one

Who can't believe you're at my door?
Cause he confessed that he'd been cheating
Suddenly, a chance for me, to tell the secret I'd been keeping
I am the one, I am the one, I am the one
I am the one, I am the one, I am the one

You said you valued his integrity,
and honesty is rare
He swore to you he'd never cheat again,
he cried and said he cared
Well, he's a jerk, because it worked

chorus..
holly I'm the one
you should be dating
seeing you with him
is so frustrading
I taugh him everything he knows
he used to be my friend
but now I hate him
And it sucks that he won,
cause he's a dick and you're amazing
I know that I'm dumb,
but Holly, I'm the one
Holly, I'm the one

I've got a new suspicion
when I woke up today
feels like there's something missing
I can't go on living this way

You turn on like a television
Shut off like the radio
sucks that you never listen
till it's time to go

Chorus
Won't hang around
I'm out of town
no one you know
could stop me now
I'm faster than
the speed of sound
It's over
coz all you do is wear me down

You speak only fiction
all day you critizice
I can't be around your bithching
I've got no woman in my life


Friend's feeding you ammunition
why don't you realize
you are so different when
you'r with them
all their words are lies

Chorus
Won't hang around
I'm out of town
no one you know
could stop me now
I'm faster than
the speed of sound
It's over
coz all you do is wear me down

*All you do is wear me down
all you do is wear me down* x 4

I've got a new suspicion
when I woke up today
feels like is something missing

Chorus x 2
Won'tt hang around
I'm out of town
no one you know
could stop me now
I'm faster than
the speed of sound
It's over
coz all you do is wear me down

This song goes out to all the fakers
(all the fakers)
You all know who you are, it started with a girl
Kept turning her nose up at my band
(up at my band but I know)
She's into Yellowcard, Blink and Simple Plan
It's so pathetic

She's into Jane's Addiction,
but she don't know their songs
And I fall over laughing when she tries to sing along
She thinks that she's so emo
Next week she'll be a goth
It all amounts to nothing,
she gets murdered in the
mosh, mosh, mosh

One night I crashed at her apartment
(her apartment)
Her Sonic Youth CDs were nowhere to be seen
Instead, all I found was a letter
(was a letter, now I know)
Her correspondence with some pop star magazine
It's so pathetic

She's into Jane's Addiction,
but she don't know their songs
And I fall over laughing
when she tries to sing along
She thinks that she's so emo
Next week she'll be a goth
It all amounts to nothing,
she gets murdered in the mosh

Sometimes I wonder what goes on inside her mind
When she said she thought,
Dave Grohl had died and Kurt Cobain was still alive
Just go to concerts that you love
Cause there's no shame in liking Backstreet Boys

She's into Jane's Addiction,
but she don't know their songs
And I fall over laughing when she tries to sing along
She thinks that she's so emo
Next week she'll be a goth
It all amounts to nothing,
she gets murdered in the mosh

This one goes out to all the fakers
(your friends will find out now or later)
Out to the critics and the haters
(time for change, just be yourself, don't be a faker)
This song goes out to all the fakers
You all know who you are
Give it up, your friends will find out now or later
Time for change, just be yourself, don't be a faker
Give it up, your friends will find out now or later
Time for change, just be yourself, don't be a faker
Give it up, your friends will find out now or later

CHORUS/INSTRUMENTAL/VOICES

Give it up, your friends will find out now or later
Time for change, just be yourself, don't be a faker
Give it up, your friends will find out now or later
Time for change, just be yourself, don't be a faker
Give it up, your friends will find out now or later

Give it up, your friends will find out now or later
Time for change, just be yourself, don't be a faker
Give it up, your friends will find out now or later
Time for change, just be yourself, don't be a faker
Give it up, your friends will find out now or later

Give it up, your friends will find out now or later
Time for change, just be yourself, don't be a faker
Give it up, your friends will find out now or later
Time for change, just be yourself, don't be a faker
Give it up, your friends will find out now or later