He's a dirty joker He's a dirty joker all through the day Makes me do what he says He's mine all the time never wanting to go This way or that way This way or that way which way to go Will I take the right track Yet he's mine all the time never wanting to go Chorus He calls from his side Mine is the problem to decide He knows the weakness I've got Doesn't it stand out on my face What a dirty joker What a dirty joker try to make himself clean What a fancy powder You can tell from his smell that he's just like a queen Chorus He calls from his side Mine is the problem to decide He knows the weakness I've got Doesn't it stand out on my face Ohhh-oh Ohhh-oh Break He's a dirty joker He's a dirty joker all through the day Makes me do what he says Yet he's mine all the time never wanting to go Chorus He calls from his side Mine is the problem to decide He knows the weakness I've got Doesn't it stand out on my face Ohhh-oh Ohhh-oh