Why do you let me stay here All by myself? Why don't you come and play here? I'm just sitting on the shelf Why don't you sit right down and stay a while? We like the same things and I like your style It's not a secret Why do you keep it? I'm just sitting on the shelf I've gotta get your presents Let's make it known I think you're just so pleasant I would like you for my own Why don't you sit right down and make me smile? You make me feel like I am just a child Why do you edit? Just give me credit I'm just sitting on the shelf Doo doo doo doo!....