Everything is for sale underneath the sun
Send your dollars in the mail
If you got what you want
Well there's always more
There's a sale at the store
Better get there before they close the door
Down the street there's a dog
Selling socks to a frog
For a 100 dollar bill
But the bill blows away
Goes round and round and drifts away
All at once another day
Begins blossoming right before your eyes
Everything is for sale
So I'll sell my eyes
To a preacher who is blind
And I'll carve off my arms
Sell them to the lumberyard
And I'll auction off my ears
Maybe even pawn my fears
Round and round and drift away
You are not what you will pay
All at once another day
Begins blossoming right before your eyes
All is right tonight
Everything is for sale underneath the sun
Send your dollars in the mail
If you got what you want
Well there's always more
Better get it before its gone
Cos it all just goes
Round and round and drift away
You are not what you would pay
All at once another day
Begins blossoming right before your eyes
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