tour bus rolling down broadway
says "nobody you would know"
in all the store front windows i see my face
and the lame expression of this average joe
lord a fool and his money parted ways
to a con artist at the bus depot
now who would've thought such an honest face
would make a monkey of this average joe?
i'm a walking disaster i'm an accident waiting to happen
i can't walk any faster no if i could i'd be tap dancing
i see the porch light of my home
where my love lies waiting for me
no we don't have much but this i know
you've made a king out of this average joe
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