 (Willy Braun)
Well, it sure didn't take too long
I woke up in the morning she's gone
And the note that she wrote didn't say Dear John
It said, "Goodbye fucker, I'm gone."
She was a home-grown mountain girl
Raised in a different world
I was a wanna be rocker, she was more into Merle
And I couldn't see it just wouldn't work.
And now I'm double fisting longnecks
Grapefruit and Stoli
Never getting over Joelie.
Well, I poured myself in my car
I drove it on down to the bar
But they wouldn't let me in 'vause I ain't a movie star
So I went to the Horse Shoe on Lamar.
The bouncer threw me out at two
And I didn't know what to do
So I picked up the phone and I called guess who?
But the call block wouldn't let me through.
And now I'm wishing for some drugs
Or a shrink to console me
But I'm never getting over Jolie.
--- Band Introduction ---
Well, I gathered up all of my guns
And a pipe bomb just for fun
And I drove to her house and parked on the lawn
She's right, I always was the crazy one.
Well, her boyfriend was sure nice to me
He said, "Calm down, would you like a drink?"
And then I shot him full of holes from his nose to his knees
And I polished off my little sweet pea.
And I'm crying on me knees. feeling dirty and unholy
But I'm never getting over Jolie
Now I'll probably get life and serve at least forty
But I'm never getting over Jolie.
Hey, I'm feelin' like a chip left with no Guacamole
And I'm never getting' over Jolie...
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