Came down from the North You know the way they do Got a cheeky smile Sexy Northerner Hanging round the clubs Gets in them for free Don’t know how he does it Sexy Northerner Drinks a lot of beer At least he doesn’t smoke Hasn’t lost his accent Sexy Northerner How does he do it? How does he do it? Acts like he’s got nothing to prove Sexy Northerner It’s not all football and fags No it’s not all football and fags Don’t you dare imply that it’s grim up North He went last weekend Sexy Northerner In the latest clothes Wears a posh cologne Got a lot of pride Sexy Northerner Says he wants a job Something interesting like a graphic designer Sexy Northerner How does he do it? How does he do it? Acts like he’s got nothing to prove Sexy Northerner It’s not all football and fags No it’s not all football and fags