I'm left handed at throwin' my shit across the room
I'm left handed when I throw a fit
I use my left hand when I make myself come
To my senses when I'm losin' it
My left hand is good for when I'm knocking on wood
Although I got to admit that it hurts
I was left handed a picture you with another
With your right hand taking off your skirt
So I'm gonna take a day off
And watch the world around me
Gonna take a day off
And take it all in
Gonna take a day off
And watch the world around me
Gonna take a day off
And try to blend in
I'm left handed when writing graffiti on bridges
Though I can't write a bridge for this song
They said I shoulda' left out the part about your boob job
They said it made the song kinda long
My left hand's got a tan line where the ring used to be
The one that you gave me before
Cuz I left that ring behind inside an empty glass of wine
When the waitress scraped me up off the floor
So I'm gonna take a day off
And watch the world around me
Gonna take a day off
And take it all in
Gonna take a day off
And watch the world around me
Gonna take a day off
And try to blend in
So little time with so much to do
Every thing was fine and then there was you
I really don't mind if you just pack your shit and go away
Pack your shit and go away
Late September back in...
So I'm gonna take a day off
And watch the world around me
Gonna take a day off
And take it all in
Gonna take a day off
And watch the world around me
Gonna take a day off
And try to blend in
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