Lordi Album

(Intro)

Spasmodic '84
Electric dinosaur
Desperado vampire

This heavy-weight mystique
Way out of your league
I trust my vision in fire

Warp into monsterdiscohell
Go crazy in the haze
Enter the freaky race
Pave the way for the grande cliché
Now the monsters break their chains

It's time to get heavy
Yeah it's time to get heavy again
The powerbeat is back
The monster-squad attack

I'm the king of night
An iron parasite
I'm a walking wonder

No, I don't need no sense
'cause it's a weak defense
I'm the rider of thunder

You wanted power and you begged for fame
You wanted everything the easy way
You wanted gain without pain
Now your bill is in the mail
You got stronger but your mind got weak
You made a promise that you couldn't keep
You got it all - you lost more
It's all there in the fee

Via hell incorporated (regeneration)
First you love it then you hate it (you're such a saint)
And now you're never gonna make it (bad situation)
Get on get on down
There's hell to pay ґcause

The Devil is a loser and he's my bitch
For better or for worse and you don't care which
The Devil is a loser and he's my bitch
Runnin' into trouble you skitch
He's my bitch

You wanted richest and a licence to kill
You got poverty then you got ill
You got poor and you lost your will
All your dreams unfulfilled
I get my kicks when you blow your fuse
No-one got killed but that's no excuse
Hands up, I let you know when it's done
I've got the only gun

And there were no refunds
Just failing guarantees
"Confess your sins, son"
Said the preacher on TV

You got yourself some greasepaint
Set of white and black
All you got was laughter and
Gene Simmons on your back

Come shove it in
Good ol'disorder
Some accidental homicides
I've been dead in the water

Girlie poser
Slam you naked on the floor
What do we have in store for you

We rock the hell outta you
Rock the hell outta you
Let the angels be gone
Casting the demons
Rock the hell outta you
Rock the hell outta you
Burnin' bright as the sun
Glowing hot like neon, yeah

Come let us make your
Sister twisted
Dresscode is leather with buzz-saws
Breath becomes fire as I kiss her

Girlie poser
Slam you naked on the floor
What do we have in store for you

We rock the hell outta you
Rock the hell outta you....

Rock the-
Rock the hell out!

Entrancing jungle evil
Rammin' in the voodoo
We exorcise your angels
Cast the hellbeast into you

Fire at will, will, will, will..
Fire at will!
Yeah, I would kill!
Yeah, I would freeze the hell over just to get a chill.
Yeah, I would slay!
Yeah, I would maim!
Yeah, I would vanish in thin air and reappear again.

Be right in the squares, yeah I would be sincere.
Yeah, I would lie!
Yeah, I would lie!
Yeah, I would be there waking up the dead to get a thrill

I say yeah! I say yeah!

(chorus)
Would you love a monsterman?
Could you understand,
the Beauty of the beast?
I would do it all for you.
Would you do it all, do it all for me?

Take your time, you'll be fine.
Yeah, there is nothing wrong with this
you ain't committing crime.
You don't know why
It passed you by.
You search for something never found along these lines.

Someday you may turn around and terrify.
You can't deny
You crucify!
would you get down in the gutter swalloing your pride

I say yeah! I say yeah!
Would you love a monsterman?
Could you understand,
the Beauty of the beast?
I would do it all for you.
Would you do it all, do it all for me?

All that you get is much less than you deserve.
Leaving for now, someday I may return.

(Huaaow)

Would you love a monsterman?

(chorus 2x)

Would you be satisfied
If I told you lies?
Would it make it right?

No, I won't justify
Your masquerade-like cries
I know it will go by

There is no soul...
No soul could chain mine and call it its own

I'll be your...

Reason to loathe - Shoot your futile bolt
Don't push it, I know you know you're
Held by the cold - Do what you are told
The icon of dominance

Distort it all you can
Your full-blown masterplan
Will get you in a jam

When cheers form into jeers
Despair is drawin' near
Glances grow to become the weapons of fear

There is no soul...
No soul could chain mine and call it its own

I'll be your...

Reason to loathe - Shoot your futile bolt
Don't push it, I know you know you're
Held by the cold - Do what you are told
The icon of dominance

Can't you see me, can't you see me stalking?
Day-dream escape - Surreal haze
Distort it all you can
There is no soul, no soul could ever make me its own

I'll be your...

Reason to loathe - Shoot your futile bolt
Don't push it, I know you know you're
Held by the cold - Do what you are told
The icon of dominance

Reason to loathe - Shoot your futile bolt
Don't push it, I know you know you're
Held by the cold - Do what you are told
The icon of dominance

Just for spite
Every day, every night
You still wonder, you wonder
From the ashes I rise
By the roll of the dice
You'll go under, go under

You never realized
I'm back here to stay
Like a fungus that growns on ur side
You never realized I won't go away
Not tonight

I'll never leave you lonely
I'll be there tryin' to grab a hold, yeah
I'm not the nicest guy you know

You'll never leave me darling
Now hear my tender warning
I'm not the nicest guy you know

You'll see me again
In the thunder and rain
I come crawlin', I come crawlin'
I've got eyes everywhere
From the shadows I stare
At you darling, my darling

So she got up in the morning
May this day be the day of confidence
Consider it a fair warning
Gonna turn it on 10, the turbulence

Oh lord, they tried to wear her down
Blinding is the sound

Now tell me where have you seen her
Have you seen hellbender turbulence
Now tell me where have you seen her
Have you seen hellbender turbulence

Now who's wheelin' and dealin'
May this day be the day of reckoning
Unconventional meanings
Give the devil his due for dirty things

Oh lord, they tried to wear her down
Blinding is the sound

Now tell me where have you seen her
Have you seen hellbender turbulence
Now tell me where have you seen her
Have you seen hellbender turbulence

Now tell me where have you seen her
Have you seen hellbender turbulence
Now tell me where have you seen her
Have you seen hellbender turbulence

Biomechanic man!
You need some lovin' o' monstermaniac
style and fashion
And I'm a device of horny steel
You need to believe in the dirty lovin'
o' lusty passion
You need a spin in the torture wheel

I say yeah, now who could put it there
Now who could really dare
I hear the call yeah
I can
Biomechanic man
Oh yeah, Biomechanic man

You need to be on a roll and make
a show of money
You need to get the healer here
You gotta know when it's bad
It's gotta be funny
You gotta get in the cyber-feel

I say yeah, need to know when and where
Now who could make you fear
I hear the call yeah
I am biomechanic man

I'm all man and all machine
A little sicko, little mean
I rock your brains out
And you're sure to be damned
I lick your little finger
Then I chew up your hand
for that's who I am:
The biomechanic man

Lying by the trees
All wrapped up in leaves
I lay you down to sleep
You're so lovely

Little hands so white and pale
Blue under your nails
I wanna show how much I care
Sleeping beauty

We'll let this be out hide-away
Our secret
I'll set you free though I must stay
ґcause our love can't be shared

This will be your one
Last kiss goodbye
And I wish you - and I wish you
This will be your one
Last kiss goodbye
and I wish you well in hell

It's been years since we last met
Now it's fall and leaves are wet
I think you must have lost some weight
But you're still lovely

I know you will be waiting
Sleeping in your pelt
If I couldn't have you baby
No one ever will
ґcause our love can't be shared

She's so cold
Keeps her distance
Icy queen

I've been told
She's so tense
Has always been

She'll need some warmin' up
And I'll bring in the heat

My glances burning hot
Melt her
Melt her meat

Gimme gimme fuel for my fire
Just a little spark of desire
For her delight
I'll serve dynamite tonite

Who comes out as the winner
When she starts to play the game

After the 2nd half
She will never be the same

She'll need some warming up
And I'll bring in the heat

My glances burning hot
Melt her
Melt her meat

Gimme gimme fuel for my fire
Just a little spark of desire
For her delight
I'll serve dynamite tonite

Ooh, it took me down, (by surprise) I'm on the ground (paralyzed)
Trying not to breath 'cause I know I'll be found
Pray the Lord (my soul to keep) 'till I'm sore (like a hammer)
It's pounding me until I'm driven in

I would be damned if I
Ever fell but could I tell?
I would be damned if I do and damned if I don't
This time I'll go for the kill

Monster, monster - I can't take this hell no more
Beast be gone, something's gotta give
Monster, monster - Gonna throw you out the door
One will die and the other shall live

You taught me (everything that I) I shouldn't say (everything that I)
Shouldn't do and now I'm defyin' you
Inhuman voice, (agonizing) it's nature's choise (no apologizing)
Now the haunter shall become the haunted

Damned if I
Ever fell but could I tell?
I would be damned if I do and damned if I don't
This time I'll go for the kill

Monster, monster - I can't take this hell no more
Beast be gone, something's gotta give
Monster, monster - Gonna throw you out the door
One will die and the other shall live

Monster, monster - I can't take this hell no more
Beast be gone, something's got to give...

Monster, monster - I can't take this hell no more
Beast be gone, something's gotta give
Monster, monster - Gonna throw you out the door
One will die and the other shall live

Monster, monster - I can't take this hell no more
Beast be gone, something's gotta give
Monster, monster - Gonna throw you out the door
One will die and the other shall live

(Outro)