Lee Harding Album

She's just like wasabi
Looks like a barbie
Yeah she's too hot for me
She's like a sunami
Can wipe out an army
With a blink of an eye, she can part the red sea
Drives a yellow ferrari
Wears Nike & Amarni
Her jewellery's all Tiffany's
She hangs out with Arni
Sipps champagne in Paris
But all she ever wants,
Is to do it with me

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Wasabi
So damn hot
Yeah my head's gonna blow
Wasabi
She's on eleven
She can go go go

She's organic, Vegan
Eats tofu, no bacon
Every creature's so cute u c
Won't tolerate hate &
No furs & no pagans
Quotes every God, every guru schwarmi
She's wise as Kenobi
Listens to Moby
Every day on her plasma TV
Speaks french and malaysian
Scores 100's and a's 'n
All she ever wants Is to do it with me

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Flys jets cross the canyon
Sky dives with the band ain't
your average adrenaline freak
Tightropes niagra
Don't need no viagra
Cause all she really wants is to do it with me

Let's not go to work
Let's just tell the boss he's a jerk
One day off won't hurt
Everybody needs to shirk
Let's just stay in bed
Eatin' Cheerios, getting stoned instead
Why get so upset?
Why don't we just stay in bed?

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And I said why?
What's wrong
What's wrong
What's wrong, yeah
All I wanna do
Is have some fun
What's wrong with this picture, yeah
What's wrong
What's wrong
What's wrong, yeah
Hit the bong
And turn the TV on
What's wrong with this picture, yeah

The world just hates my guts
So I hate it back
I've had enough
Life just **** you up I wanna make the whole thing stop

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The world just hates my guts
So I hate it back
I've had enough
Life just **** you up
And when the going gets rough
The tough get going
When the going gets rough
The tough get going

Well I can't deny it
Don't wanna let go
Just wanna ride
High on ya love so
I got all the vibes that I need
Fills me up from my head to my feet
Well I can't describe it
So I put on a show
And then I act a little crazy when I'm feeling ya flow
Like dynamite you're a real go getter
I'm hypnotised, couldn't get much better

Bouncing on the town here we go
Bouncing up and down on a roll
Turn on the lights
See my delights
Baby look at me here I go

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I feel like jumping in the river
Taking all my clothes off
Swim butt naked
Till I get arrested
I'll do most anything for you
Cause I like your dirty attitude
Dancing on hot coals
Juggling with chainsaws
Sleeping on a nail bed
All this and more
I'll do most anything for you
Yes anything for you

Well now I'm in trouble
Caught by the cops
For the love that I showed you out on the rocks
But that don't mean a thing to me
Cos when you're near me I'm feeling free
So give me the smile
That makes me go wild
Give me the look that got me so hooked
So tie me down before I explode
You're the best of all the feathers I ever did know

Bouncing on the town here we go
Bouncing up and down on a roll
Turn on the lights
See my delights
Baby look at me here I go

I've serenaded you a billion times
But you don't hear the tune
I'm singing tonight
I guess I must have wrote
A zillion lines
Just to make you see
What's staring you blind
But what do I know
What can I do
But write another love song for you

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If you would sing to me
I'd feel the melody
Won't be just another love song
If you could play the rest
We'd share a sweet caress
Don't want just another love song

The angels all make
A heavenly sound
But I know if you sang
They'd see what I've found
You never seem to guess
What I'm trying to say
Well your my diva
You belong on my stage
But what do I know
What can I do
But write another love song for you

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And I can't love you more
More than this
Cos this is the maximum for sure
Yes it is!

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And I can't love you anymore
More than this
Cos this is the maximum for sure
Yes it is!

When you were three, I was just four
You were the cute little girl next door
We played hide and seek, kissed on the cheek
Cowboys and Indians, you and me
Your ribbons and braids, pink lemonade
Wings and a halo, had it made
I was your knight, and you were my queen
Fought all of the dragons in my dreams
Thought I had you figured out
Read my lips she screamed
Na na na na na

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L is for loser she said
What were you thinking
What's going on inside your head
L is for loser my friend
Ain't got a clue here
What's going on inside your stupid head

When you were eight, love turned to hate
Daddy left home, you moved interstate
My angel was lost, her halo tossed
Wings in tatters, dreams to dust
At nine I was cool, yeah broke all the rules
Messed up the teacher, got kicked outta school
They said you won't get far, with ya drums and guitar
Well speak to the hand, coz I'm rock star 2-3-4
Thought you had me figured out
Read my lips I screamed
Na na na na na

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L is for loser I said
What were you thinking
What's going on inside your head
L is for loser my friend
Ain't got a clue here
What's going on inside your stupid head

L O S E R
Ain't gonna work
Gonna get you far
L O S E R lose

Now at thirteen, how bad could it get
All pimples and braces, the teachers pet
Hooked up with some guy, turned into a creep
Reap what you sow, you said "read em and weep"
Called me on the phone, said you were alone
You're on the next train, you're coming home
Now she was sixteen, she was legal and keen
The sweetest of dreams, you know what I mean
Read my lips she screamed
Na na na na na

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I was a loser she said
What was I thinking
What's going on inside my head
L is for loser my friend
Just you and me here

Call the nurse
Call the nurse
I'm in pain, I'm in pain
Everything hurts
Vital signs
In horizontal lines
I'm lyin here
Lying here
Outta my mind
Nurse Betty
Well she tore my heart apart, yeah
Turned my life into an episode of ER, and
Everybody likes drama
But it's too much for me

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I want her back, want her back
That nurse in cardiac
Doctor says I'm high on fever
Now ain't the time for chasing beaver
I want her back, want her back
That nurse in cardiac
Every night and day it hurts
I think it's time
Time to call the nurse
Call the nurse
Call the nurse

Cos I need drugs
I need drugs
Something that works
It ain't good
Cos I get wood
Lying here, thinking of her
More than I should
Nurse Betty
Well she tore my heart apart, yeah
Turned my life into an episode of ER
Everybody likes drama
But it's too much for me

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Nurse Betty
Well she tore my heart apart, yeah
Turned my life into an episode of ER, and
I'm not getting any better
Visions of her in a tight red sweater

Hey girl it's party night
Swoop you in my Datsun 'Cherry'
I'm Mister average
You're Miss-Not-So-Ordinary
Built like a goddess
Everyone knows you're the hottest girl in school
You're cool
And everything they all want to be, yeah

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You could have anyone
Could have anyone
But you're dancing here
With your arms around me
You could have it all
Like candy in the mall, yeah
You could have anyone
But you want
But you want me

Here come the golden boys
Lord knows I don't have their muscle
But what I lack in buff
I make up for with my hustle
Still everybody in the party's turnin wonderin
Why you're not here with someone else
And why you're here with me cos

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Sometimes it feels as if I'm dreamin
And if I'm dreamin
Please just let me be

Do you know all the things I've been through
Do you see what I have seen
I can't stop the world, but I can stop my actions
It seems I just can't stop my head
I'm too tired to think, too tired to breathe, too tired for anything at all
I just want a break, I just want to take a year off from everything

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I can't change the world without you
And I can't change the world alone
I can't change my life without you
So I can't change my life alone

Do you know all the things I've been through
Do you feel what I feel
I can't trust the world, but I can trust my actions
It seems I just can't trust my head
I'm too tired to think, too tired to breathe, too tired for anything at all
I just want a break, I just wanna take a year off from everything
And I feel like I'm wastin all my time
And I feel like I've left my life behind
And I don't think I can take much more of this
When I'm living my life clenched up like a fist

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Do you know all the things I've been through
Will you see what I've seen
I can't stop the world, but I can stop my actions
It seems I just can't stop my head

It's twelve o'clock
And I haven't had my coffee yet
I know she's here
Across the hallway, with a face I can't forget
She moved in
About a month ago, I passed her on the stairs
The kinda girl
That you can look at and you know that she don't care

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I'm gonna try tonight
I'm gonna pick myself right off the floor
I'm gonna try tonight
I don't know what to say but that's ok

It's three o'clock
I'm watching reruns and I hear the sound of her voice
I'd give it all
To ignore her but I haven't got a choice
I'm gonna take a chance cos I've got nothing to lose

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Walkin down the hall, you know you're gonna take a fall
The door's so far from here, she's gonna disappear
I might have left without a trace
And there's a smile on her face
But I'm only dreamin (dreamin)

Four o'clock
In the morning for the hundredth millionth time
I'm still alone
I'm going crazy cos she's still on my mind
Yeah she's still on my mind
Yeah she's still on my mind

I'm gonna try tonight
I don't know why tonight but I'm sure

Risin' up, back on the street
Did my time, took my chances
Went the distance, now I'm back on my feet
Just a man and his will to survive

So many times, it happens too fast
You trade your passion for glory
Don't lose your grip on the dreams of the past
You must fight just to keep them alive

It's the eye of the tiger, it's the thrill of the fight
Risin' up to the challenge of our rival
And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night
And he's watchin' us all with the eye of the tiger.... woah woah woah

Face to face, out in the heat
Hangin' tough, stayin' hungry
They stack the odds, till we take to the street
For the kill with the skill to survive

It's the eye of the tiger, it's the thrill of the fight
Risin' up to the challenge of our rival
And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night
And he's watchin' us all with the eye of the tiger.... woah woah woah

Risin' up, straight to the top
Had the guts, got the glory
Went the distance, now I'm not gonna stop
Just a man and his will to survive

It's the eye of the tiger, it's the thrill of the fight
Risin' up to the challenge of our rival
And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night
And he's watchin' us all with the eye of the tiger.... woah woah woah

The eye of the tiger
The eye of the tiger