King Geedorah Album

Follow the light ... the light is your guide ...
I am controller of Planet X
And I've invited you here to discuss something that's very important

King Geedorah, take me to your leader
Quick to claim that he not no snake like, "Me neither"
They need to take a breather
He been rhyming longer than Sigmund the sea creature
Been on Saturday feature -- pleased to meet cha'
And came to wake you up out the deep sleeper, like --
He needed to stop before he caught the knee-drop
Even give you more zip-zip then ZZ Top
On full beers, though shall not ball corners
Geedorah like, "One more step, and y'alls goners"
So-called rich, front if y'all wanna
When he spit electrics don't be in y'all saunas
He only here to warn us what the plan is
The hour is upon us, it's bananas
Born alone die alone, no matter who your man is
Hope he live long enough to tell it to his grandkids
King Geedorah, three-finger ring fever
Spring chicken eater, ID'ed as the ringleader
Who needs a heater? Catch 'em with bare hands
These same hands that make razors out beer cans
His own biggest fan
And got a fan base as big as Japan
Uh ... yeah ... and?
All hail the king! And give him three cheers, fam
Like, hip hip hooray!
Do his thing for the little kids like Sling Blade

To the grave, put in work like a slave
On how to flip scripts on the dipstick brigade
Rock 'em like "Su-su-sudio" played
Back when we used to rock the shag, no fade
This skilled trade like a tailor made suede
Hit the studio -- and I'm paid
Half upfront, half upon mastering
"Would you like that in cash," last thing you should ask the king
You don't have to be no crystal ball reader
Allergic to salt pita, used to be a wall beater
In the game like a Wall Street cheater
A lot of rap noise is annoying like Cita
Turn into a triple-X monster from a fairy tale movie
He don't know me very well, do he?
King Geedorah, crush on his seed's teacher
They need to pay her better, she had nothing on the reefer
Heifer, and I had to offer her a stick of gum
She was as thick as they come, and taught a strict curriculum
Which is only good for my son
When I'm in the hood? Razor's on tongue
Nowadays, it's amazing raising young
Rule number one: keep your fazers on stun!

(feat. Biolante)

[Biolante]
Fast lane!

...3, 2, 1, GO!

[Biolante]
Only God is judged, never plea the case
Oh reason where is the truth, we can never erase
I've fallen from Grace, black nor face
Ounce of green smoke, jack wit no chase
Peddle on the floor, thirsty for score, Fastlane
Destination: top of the cash game
See keep like a missle with mad aim
You can't blame
Missin spirits who campaign
A mystery at most, universal most stee is hot
Yup off in the knot
Vision clear like a Hindu with the third eye dot
We be wig...nah baby that's my word I got
Nuff rhymes, tuff times try talkin to kids
Who walk around thinkin that (God) doesn't forgive
Life in the self is like a bid
And if you scared to die then you scared to live
Ain't it a shame dealin with the remain
Hennesey on the brain, travel the plane

[Biolante]
Will the copy cats twist the def traps, bliss the sex raps
Blind to jet black, the matters awake in response since came to life
Singin a seance, escape the realm
Bly swift like 'o' at, fake jacks a cast
Catch two smacks, gentlemen relax
Blaze trails that haven't been traveled in a while
Scatter clues for those who equate the style

[Biolante]
Cruisin in the Lex out the window seat
While I be trippin off the rhyme bop my head to the beat
I can't speak on delirious mood swings
True crowns, a helmed at the true kings
Tell ya take it back straighten, money makin
Light we sign awaken, idle mind oversaken
No debatin on the vestle that we navigatin
Gravitatin, schemin, leave 'em standin waitin
Specialize in futuristic mental picture paintin
We are slave to sick ways, I'm quenchin with thirst
Gift of a new day they seem like a curse
What we made, penetrate the charade
The incision is barely felt from the sharpness of the blade
Movin motionless through this masquerade
Loomin in the dark, but justice save a spark (Rock)
Like a match made in Heaven and Hell apart
But still one, if it's life we start
So real reveal, sign is sealed
What we feels translates to meals
That 9 to 5 shit is no joke, muscle in
Scientist but don't look upon my hustlin

[Biolante]
Will the copy cats twist the def traps, bliss the sex raps
Blind to jet black, the matters awake in response since came to life
Singin a seance, escape the realm
Bly swift like 'o' at, fake jacks a cast
Catch two smacks, gentlemen relax
Blaze trails that haven't been traveled in a while
Scatter clues for those who equate the style

"Look at them, those two space monsters. The one with the three heads is King Geedorah.
And that one's Gigan. We are controlling them."

(feat. Gigan)

[Gigan]
...What what what, yo yo yo

[Chorus: Gigan]
Krazy world, get it where you fit in
Shoes add a roll of dough there for the pickin
Switch up your stuff telegraphin how you livin
Its all about me, all about you
In the krazy world, get it where you fit in
Shoes add a roll of dough there for the pickin
Switch up your stuff telegraphin how you livin
Its all about me, all about you

[Gigan]
Check it plan em, bump wit them chumps then I abolish em
Been doin it since double 01’s with five dollars
Pinstripe knees and deez with side pockets
Keep it shinin' in the Ziegfried shirt with wide collars
Since see I be shots in bam bam venom ?
I be scrammin, makin sure them heads is satisfied with the
See the inside the cut was just right
Fresher than southern dubs, enough to buff pipes
While I turn out they chicks to suck mics and strips for the bills
And get 'em addicted and pool all they skills
Straight pimpin, mac daddy ain't nothin wrong with hustlin
When the time calls, fall, then puff on chron and bust ‘em
Then I do shit to chicks some youngins call disgustin
Fuck 'em in they butt then have 'em suck off my nut then
Give 'em what they need and keep turnin out tricks
Put 'em on the strip at nine have 'em return about six
Then um, then press the ho, put a burner out quick
Get move on the low, cuz rumors spread the word of mouth quick
Pimp hoes, pimp em, blix loves, lick em, sell drugs sell em
Smixin up turn you to a felon
In a...

[Chorus: Gigan]
Krazy world, get it where you fit in
Shoes add a roll of dough there for the pickin
Switch up your stuff telegraphin how you livin
Its all about me, all about you
In the krazy world, get it where you fit in
Shoes add a roll of dough there for the pickin
Switch up your stuff telegraphin how you livin
Its all about me, all about you

[Gigan]
Listen close, ain’t no doubt in the game
If you need a broke or cuttin a whole mountain of cane
You still ride up 25 percent so they chopped up
Or they drive slow till they glock up
Open shop up, rims streach fat like bad rashes
Fall back and the guards and they be bad asses
As they come back, it's pourin mad acid rain
Smoke an L, straight blow from them cells
Stash up, keep that dough for my bail
Plus a 44 with shells, in case shit go to Hell
Be up on a hundred of cash with two jammies
Plus the broad to transport the crack in the poonanies
Hand pick the click of a cat thats too candy
Ride a die fan those is wilds is my man to
Tell it how it is, thug-wild style cause kids money’s smart
Dont talk, just be chill and be kids B
Down for the dibs and gazelles and suede pumas
Havin broads stashin the cash in the bra and the bloomers
Cock-blockin your spot with fakes rocks to ass pimpin
Know that you puss in this cash that we passin you

[Chorus: Gigan]
Krazy world, get it where you fit in
Shoes add a roll of dough there for the pickin
Switch up your stuff telegraphin how you livin
Its all about me, all about you
In the krazy world, get it where you fit in
Shoes add a roll of dough there for the pickin
Switch up your stuff telegraphin how you livin
Its all about me, all about you

[Gigan]
No doubt ?
Krazy world, get it where you fit in...
....

"Attention: We have heard from the control center on Monster Island that the
two monsters have broken out. All men stand by!"

"The final hour is approaching for the people of Earth, hear this!"

[King Geedorah]
she said "Excuse me"
And you be illin with the wordplay
He said "Thank you very much I'm billing till Thursday"
Once heard a beat drum it sounded like a sloppy knock
Whoever was on the mic speech is pure poppy cock
These go back to the days of pop lock
Even back to rumors that Mikey died off pop rocks
Where the girls wore jellies and played hop scotch
Older broads used to wear tennises and sloppy socks
APB the 3 headed with the fancy crown
Last seen headed towards a city in shanty town
All of a sudden can't be found
Safe and sound mouth on the nipple panties down
Put a choke hold on the monster from Ogopogo
Whoever did they vocals
And also they so-so logo
Thats a no-no
Through the wheels of steel phono
Geedorah no deals pro bono

"AHHHHHH!!!"

[No lyrics]

(feat. Lil'Sci, Id 4 Winds And Stahhr)

[Lil'Sci]
1,2 1,2 yes!
Yo,it's King Gheedra, combined with the forces of nine ether
Blowing woofers and tweeters, shaking syllable meaning
Disaster's cataclysmic, mystic natural, it's about time
We hit you with some substance that's actual
I got a gift call, hip-hop prophecy, says 2003
Ends the reign of the jiggy MC
No more roaming on this planet like scavengers
Sciences broke the code of the Gregorian calendar
Define laws and space in time, trying to trace my lines
Hold up, respect the architect
Digital rollin, my whole crew roll with VS
Type to master this whole universe in three steps
We stretch across the equator with something major
Universal rhyme tones, tamper with ya timezone
Minds blown by the millions jus' for the feeling
Hip-hop it just don't stop until I make a killing
Nah I'm kidding, but for real
The world ain't the same no more
Take your life to next level or remain no more
Take your life to next level or remain no more
Word up, word up

[Stahhr]
Well I'm colliding with the mind of a
Survivor surviving, uncover the time brother
The high volume white collar High styling
Verge jocking the side,dodgin mirages
Conquer the vibe, hunger lurks
Nine to five work saga, god bless the life
Father trife, crawl for the light, pounding the
Globe on sight, vocal pimpin it's throat
So you know how we go down yo
Struck from the getto yo, medal throw
Settle the dough , live showbizz
The cannonbal, weapon, men and arms
Four section, super intelligence, balance
Benevolent, stinging nettle medicine
Crouch tiger, dragon , craftmatic
Watch ya back, if, catch this
Fascist through the atlas, first class diplomatic status
Stagma flag, overstanding the plan
Bar skin, then a ? streets watch timex clocks ?punchless? on the dot five
minutes to rot
So we blew blocks, crews
It's old news how we do...

[ID 4 Winds]
I'm a drop one rhyme
For everytime I cross the thin line
Between yours and mine, see, it's
Part of my design, shifting paradigm
Yin and yang combined, must be out ya mind
Thinking star would never shine
Pops duke, focus with a hawk's eye view
I'm all that, a plaintain, and some Ital stew
Gettin' spinache, British, ATL upin this
Even avitronic figures be thumpin' off over this verbal elixir
Magnetic attraction, raw, nearly jacksons
Straight open in the caption, here comes the hix and braxton's
Lyrical contraction, delivery reaction, it started with a passion
That's just the way it had been, raw with umbilical cords strapped
A corpse, won't drop a curse, while mustard hit this spouse?
Sharp with a needle, try to reach the people
Y'all fiending for the sequel and the beat's not even EQ'd....

"WE have a snake to catch!"

(feat. Jet-Jaguar , Rodan)

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

[King Ghidra/King Geedorah]
..Ghidra has arrived
You guys could take five
By the time it's over...
No snakes alive!
Take the dive, I'm tellin you, you better off
Then up against a flow to make her, take her sweater off
From the set off when it came to scripts he could hardly brag
It's the result of concentration, and lolly-gag
I said "Yeah right" he pulled the mic out a snotty rag
Sealed up air-tight, and wrapped up in a body bag
Get a advance and catch chance writer's block
After spendin the first and last penny
My own worst enemy
Tell me if I'm OD and usual flow
And made deals with these cats who keep sending dough, so
The Three Headed said it, never get busted
He's a man of his word who's not to be trusted
Beats encrypted, multi-faceted encrusted
Shorty pawn, keep mic rusted
[The beat and rapping get's faster] Sort of mellow type of fellow
Who sometimes spaz on wife like Othello
Hell no he won't use words like illuminati
Or Gotti all shotty might use karate
Azar the Gaza cut I'll ask why a mask
With the gall style caps say nice fly
[Flow goes back to original] Exact dough til it stack high, white ho, black
guy
The rap game, black eye

[Jet Jaguar]
Exhiliration, Jet Jag's accelerations
Touch speeds minds can't concieve
Achieve altered, attitudes and angles, angels answer
Aura, illumilation, awesome interperation
Awkward alarm, ankle house arrest and who's best?
Monster Island Czars
Crush pawn dreams to be king
A frank reality
Calculation could never be
Quest destined, distant competition dusted
Disgusted raise for second, crowded
clouded confusion, conclusion: simple, plain
Self education, self made millionaires
Serpents slitherin, sidewind searchin
Stalkin, heat sensin
[Beat goes faster] Can't have me Jet Jag's riki tiki tavi
Superhero hit zero to sixty
Hot pursuit, pedal to the floor
Handlin lyrics, traction swervin
Left right makin head fix, layin high stakes
Levitates, quick hit breaks
They fly past hit war parts fly loose, kill a mongoose

[Rodan]
Fake niggaz contiue to practice the art of intimidation
Sterile minds concieve and threw up all artificial insemination
Syntax a sequential rage unless it's all deliberate
Angle wide words clear, but population stay illiterate
Consider it God's a fine power, fools get rid of it
Men build dreams on promises but lacken the will to deliver it
You, I disolve connivers like saliva on tic tacs
World is strange, but get the job done like sises mix max
Flip tracks, murder stinks, drunk niggaz killin six packs
Chokin on venom, suffered tricknological kick backs
Poverty stricken minds, all thoughts barely worth two cents
Build history through time, many a design on blueprints
Anooshes slides in the sky, eight-five percent never knew
Wise men arise, pull files like internal revenue
Forever true, appauled? There's self evidence with leverage
[The beat and rapping get's faster]Upset? The beast belly concoct
homogenised beverage
Clever shit, calculate a sabatoge trojan horse
Gift from ? see through any G motion that grows in force
Chose to toss to teach familiar line throughout the underworld
God of elevation kills Superman, rape Wondergirl
The discounted, decapitated rapist it's acceptable
The everyday occurance a fatal outcome's inevitable

[King Ghidra/King Geedorah]
..Might as well join the forces boss
Chance take a loss like coin toss
Roll with the double headed nickel
Pawn the pawn a Jet Jag with the sickle you and a pickle
King Ghidra yo you ass betta leave 'em alone
Before ya go catch a seizure and leave 'em blown
If you ain't the best of the best in the top three
Either myself, I and me
Don't even think of caps
But act like you had a slight inkling perhaps
Or get smacked back in the ring like Bob Backlund
Ink jet black and wack...

"Hahahahahaha!
Hey, what's the meaning of this?"
"Shut up!"
"Hahahahahahahaha, young man.."

(feat. Mr Fantastik)

[MR FANTASTIK]
From Venus to Mars back to Earth
back to the x p o Satellite
It's showtime nigga King Geedorah on the boards (King Geedorah)
MF Doom and I am Mister Fantastik

[MR FANTASTIK]
Expeditiously I be on my grizzly
Feds try to creep me somehow always miss me
Mister Fantastik put the busy in the bee
Rock from the bottom straight to the Tizzy

[MF DOOM]
Who is he?... he need to get out more
Or either get outta here like some dang outlaw
Standing like Lurch no herb in the record bin
Called him for a random search curbside checkin' and

[MR FANTASTIK]
It's on nigga on and crackin' like Digg'em lips be smacking
Running off at the mouth steady talk bout us
On some shit they overheard but enough is enough

[MF DOOM]
Yeah, It's neither here nor there Black
Warfare in your ear CLAK CLAK CLAK CLAK CLAK
What's that your hearing things TAT TAT TAT TAT TAT
Be wearing your thinking hat

[Both]
No matter how hard they try they can't stop us now
We got King Geedorah on the boards with that golden sound (Are you Serious)
They don't know how we get down when we're out uptown
(Deadly Serious King Geedorah)
So when you see us in the streets don't be fuckin' around (Perfect)

[MR FANTASTIK]
A hundred things on the re-up of course I'm living fat
My Mercedes outside nigga where yours at
Top down on a good day the K the I the wood way
Got cats thinking should I stay fuck what the hood say
Niggaz wanna rob me now
bitches wanna slob me now
Hoes didn't holla last year feel sorry now
Practice jumpshot Reggie Mil (Reggie Miller) Robert Horry now
The nigga that you with played like Atari now
Lyrically unorthodox I flow continuous
Never on a straight path I'm known to bend a twist
Put it down from the Suburb to the Tennament
You bet against me but wanna wonder where your money went
I get the cash take niggaz out like trash
Known to stack a mean stash they used to call me pure math
Back in the days all I did was stay paid
but as they say in the South bitch gimme some head

[MF DOOM]
Excuse Me mister do she got a sister
Who he not to kiss her True she do got a blister
Not a movie plot twist like a twistler
If I needed my meat burned I'd go to Sizzler
getting paid like a biker with the best crank
Sprayed like a high ranked sniper in the West Bank
Type to just blank and don't show much pitty
When I'm in the city I always keep a dutch with me
Touch her titty till she ask me where the trees is at
Or tell me don't squeeze that rats wanna tease a cat
Let the dog beg wait up
who talking Doom with the hog leg straight up New Yorkin'

[Both]
No matter how hard they try they can't stop us now (That's Correct)
We got King Geedorah on the boards with that golden sound (King Geedorah)
They don't know how we get down when we're out uptown (I Just Can't Stand the Guy)
So when you see us in the streets

[No lyrics]

(feat. Trunks)

"Where's the intruder?" "Looks like he went to the tower"

[Trunks]
Before I rock raps, I drink a keg of Listerine
Then I spit the freshest lines you'll ever hear for centuries
Then I form blazing sword and cut your mic cords
And kill them garbage rhymes only your friends get hyped for
Blitz your whole team, them niggaz need to come clean
So I give 'em an acid wash like old school Levi jeans
(Lockjaw!) Crackin your faulty frame
And I bring the house down without hijackin planes
Locked stocked with two smokin barrels and will use it
To fuck up more beats per minute than drum'n'bass music
Trunks ain't a rapper, he's a monster from the future
Twistin your body in more positions than Kama Sutra
Smart-ass, gettin the Last Word with Jim Jome
With a right hand like Dr. Claw that's known for breakin bones
{"I'll get you next time Gadget, next time"}
We can have a close encounter of the fucked up kind

"Time warp, set on"

(feat. Hassan Chop)

[Hassan Chop]
Thats right I got problems and personal issues
Stories that'll make ya--eyes tear and wet tissue
Its true, I'm +Madd+ like the +Rapper+
I'm so upset I gotta put it up in my rap before I snapper
After the things I've seen from Atlanta to Queens
To the mean streets of Brooklyn when I was a teen
Back and forth to the Islands, scream when I left
But adapted, and still my dreams haven't left
I only hung with the crack kids we not the best
Me and the ruffest ruffnecks went chest to chest
Now my best friend's locked up north I wont rest
Til I let him live his dream threw me and I confess
That even though both our hearts was dark his was darker
Best believe when shit got spark he was the sparker
And when the block got hot he was the fire starter
And if I had beef my nigga ?Roger? was a martyr

[Hassan Chop]
I wonder how certain people come in my life
I wonder why'd I get in so many fights
I wonder why sometimes things just dont go right
Why I gotta live this life hey hey
I wonder how certain people come in my life
I wonder why'd I get in so many fights
I wonder...why I gotta live this life hey hey

[Hassan Chop]
Yo you one of the most important people in my life
They called you Dice but I called you cousin
We was buggin cause I figured that we both had something in common
You loved to chat reggae music and I loved rhymin
But still they ain't call you Dice for nuttin
I seen you shoot with the williest cats and leave them with nothing
Somethin must have pleased that bluffer in you
To make you wanna take dough from those tougher than you
Threw out school we made money together
When you was on the floor shootin, I was the side better
And yo we cleaned out them cats and took the scraps
But you wasn't a ruff cat and cats knew that
I knew eventually them thugs would try to hurt you
If I was there, I'd never let nobody hurt you, its hurtful
I knew they wouldnt let you take the money and run
Thats why I shoulda came when you told me to come

[Hassan Chop]
I wonder how certain people come in my life
I wonder why'd I get in so many fights
I wonder...Why I gotta live this life hey hey
I wonder how certain things don't go right
I wonder why'd I get in so many fights
I wonder...why I gotta live this life hey hey

[Hassan Chop]
Yo it was June sixth 96 Graduation night
Made it threw the school shish shootin dice gettin in fights
I even sparked a riot, til the school got quiet
And dismiss just got tired of usin my fists
We had some shit like knife pipes bottles and sticks
Cant forget them 380's, Nine's and 22's
Best believe, many dudes was paid in my crew
We made a name for ourselves boy I've seen some drama
Seems my momma never dreamed she'd go threw so much trauma comma, pause you
ask about cops and laws
Well that shit don't exist when you black and poor
So we broke em, but at that night my heart got broken
Choken on the weed smoke drinkin rum and gettin open
Not to mention, never a big drinker I'm a thinker
But I'm thinkin hey dis my night, pass me more liquor
Fight breaks out, I'm just too nice to get in it
But my brother got stabbed and I missed it..
Word up, its crazy..
why I gotta live this life (wonder) hey hey

[Hassan Chop]
I wonder why sometimes things just don't go right
I wonder why certain people come in my life
I wonder.. yeah.. why I gotta live this life hey hey
I wonder why sometimes things just don't go right
I wonder why'd I get in so many fights
I wonder...hey why I gotta live this life hey hey
I wonder why sometimes things just don't go right
I wonder why I gotta live this life
I wonder...why I gotta live this life ay ay uh ay
That's right...your life..

[No lyrics]

Render unto Geedorah what is Geedorah's
Tend to when he seizure through a beaker and a tweezers
Read the fine print and be like, "What's the big deal?"
Spun wheels-of-steel since broke wheel Big Wheel
Back when it was greasy S-curl, now it's easy dread
Had a rhyme on how they used to tease him 'bout his peasy head
Yes-yes-y'all to the beat, have a ball or Avacore
Have it your way, grab his straw, Jabberjaw
Since two tone Lee's, these new phonies is boney hoes

Lonely like cheese and baloney only
I could've broke my "sacro-philly-ac" (sacroiliac)
Silly grind, Billy Jack, illy nine milli black
Listen to it go "bang!" Through and through a Kangol
A strange combination of a king who use slang flow
Two-thirds slow, one-third amazing
Wonder words, fine sponsor of this Thunderbird occasion
And have an iller rhyme, at least by Miller Time
Collect the skrilla and geese with a killer dime
Met her out in Killa Queens, originally she from the Philippines
I love the way she fill her jeans
Still a teen, and made for strange bedfellows
Okay, so it's head to elbows for shell-toes
Uh-oh, heads up! There she blows
A whole load of Head & Shoulders, and who care where she goes
Let the music take control
Just don't let the evildoers abuse it and use it to take your soul
It's like putting fire to fake gold, it turn colors

And get duller than a bake roll with no butter

The shutter of a cake hole
Who break drakes 'til it get old and flake mold
Cornball, have 'em seeing white stars, I warned y'all
Like getting hit with a bottle of Mo' from Sean Paul
(He not white) ... Oh, he mad light though
Either which way, they not ready for the lightning show
And can't scandalize mine
You could ask a swine who can't stands when I shine
Geedorah the professor, add a question to the lessons
He suggest you get a full assessment instead of guessing
It's too stressing, did he stutter like rookie yes-men?
Or did he just bring the butter, like the cookie chessmen
This just in: they ain't even worth the worry

Lying on their first birth and couldn't even hurt a Smurfberry

Hear ye, hear ye! How dare ye
Go up against the king who do his thing tri-yearly?
They're too carefree with their mouths around here
Off with his head, and display it at Town Square
On top a seven-feet spike, make sure it's on tight
In light of when the peasants throw stones with all their might
Skull get smashed for weeks
'Til vulture beaks eats the last meat off your cheeks
Maybe then they'll know the right words to speak
Out loud, at home, in the world, or in the streets
It's no escape, just in case
All the kings' mens and 'em decides to go apes
The most slick-talking of burly guys
Get caught and boiled in oil like curly fries
Even those that's Mr. Furley's size that earned the fate

Could all get burned at the stake
Send word to his closest kins, that for his sins
We claim his throne, his providence, and its citizens
In the name of King Geedorah! ...

Don't make him catch a seizure ...