I'm trying to pass A fat bastard In a silver Porsche Polished and waxed He don't drive like a man Fifty in the passing lane Like an old lady Just give me a reason To hit you hard I'm the king of the road God is in my car Teenage bitches Blaring crap Out the window of an SUV Noise pollution Makes me mad I could roll them so easily Just give me a reason To hit you hard I'm the king of the road God is in my car Just give me a reason To gun it Any old reason Satisfaction I can't wait For the market to crash Executive soaks In a girly bath Sucking up all day Took his brain away I'm the king of the road