I wear long sleeve shirts all winter
And I wear short sleeve shirts all summer
I'm an average guy
I don't mean anybody harm
I got reckless eyeballs
I got a suicidal heart
I got a robot girlfriend
Rippin' me apart
I'm an average guy
I don't mean anybody any harm
I got an Italian shirt
It fits me like a glove
I so full of paranoia
I must be in love
I'm an average guy
I don't mean anybody any harm
I got a chainsaw smile
Everyday is our wedding day
I'm so existential
That's why I say what I say
I'm an average guy
I don't mean anybody any harm
I don't mean anybody any harm
I'm just an average guy
I'm just an average guy
I'm just an average guy
I'm just an average guy
I'm just an average guy
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