If you're havin' trouble with the high school headHe's givin' you the bluesYou wanna graduate but not in his bedHere's what you gotta doPick up the phoneI'm always homeCall me anytimeJust ring three sixty two four three six oI lead a life of crime
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If you got a lady and you want her goneBut you ain't got the gutsShe keeps on naggin' at you night and dayEnough to drive you nutsPick up the phoneAnd leave her aloneIt's time you made a standFor a fee I'm happy to playYour night time plan
Dirty deeds done dirt cheapDirty deeds done dirt cheapDirty deeds done dirt cheapDirty deeds done dirt cheapDirty deeds done dirt cheap
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