Frickin' A Album

We stood there, by your front door
And I felt stupid when you said
I think I need some time
I was hoping that we could talk about it
Why you feel like you've been missing out
But then you went inside

I thought I could get over you
But as I pulled away
I looked around my car...no way

Because your cigarettes are in my back seat
And I can't get very far listening to the CD mix you made me
There's your lipstick on my floorboard
Your footprints on the dashboard
You're everywhere but by my side
And I can't drive

Now I'm passing all the places
That we used to go like the road
We used to make out on
And that girl's house
Who threw the party
Where we finished all the alcohol
And passed out on the lawn

Now I'm staring at my phone
Afraid in the unknown
It's hard to just let go...when your

Cigarettes are in my back seat
And I can't get very far listening to the CD mix you made me
There's your lipstick on my floorboard
Your footprints on the dashboard
You're everywhere but by my side
And I can't drive

And my video camera
Holds all the memories
I wish we could rewind

But your cigarettes are in my back seat
And I can't get very far listening to the CD mix you made me
I can't drive

Your cigarettes are in my back seat
Your footprints on the dashboard
You're everywhere...everywhere
And I can't drive

I can't drive

Here I go, Driving by your house
Might as well throw some rocks at your window
Yeah But you don't seem to care, or maybe your not there
Probably out with someone else tryin' to keep in on the down low

Just so you know
I'm not taking this so well
Since I've been alone
I've learned how to...

Cuss you out in Japanese
Organize my dvd's
Play solitaire again...and I
Hear that your doing fine
Smiling all the time
But you really rub it in...when you say you're over me
And you wanna be...just friends

Hey what about the promise that you made to me
That we'd always be together and you'd be there
Everyday I wake up
I found a box of notes you wrote
each one signed with x and o's
And b.s. - like I love you we're never gonna brake up

Just so you know
I'm not taking this so well
Now that I'm alone
I've had time to...

Cuss you out in Japanese
Organize my dvd's
Smash my sister's violin...and I
Hear that your doing fine
Smiling all the time
But you really rub it in...when you say you're over me
And you wanna be...just friends

Here I go again...
I really miss you now it's time to

Beg pretty please I'm
Pouring on the cheese
My heart may never mend
And I've punched holes in all my walls
Closed down all the malls
Smashed my sisters violin...and I
Hung our picture by the bed
You're still living in my head
At least I can pretend...that you're not over me
Cause I can't be...Just Friends

Woke up today
looking through my email
it's all triple x - explicit sex
But I'm not horny

Can't make it stop, the different colored soda pops
striped toe socks, call the cops
I can't take anymore

I've got the perfect cel plan with nights and weekends free
All the ringtones that I need
But no one ever calls me

I should paint myself green
Walk around in a red g-string
Cause I just don't fit in
Turn my hat sideways
put a band aid on my face
You know that I....
Wish I could start a trend

Checkin' out and in of the Paris Hilton
Joe Millionaire - he's a has been
Flippin' through a hundred million channels
But I still watch Road Rules
Lose the pounds FLIP
You gotta buy now FLIP
Here's the number to save your soul FLIP
Breaking news...another Michael Jackson scandal

I've got the perfect cel plan with nights and weekends free
More on-peak than I need
But no one ever calls me

I'll wear low rider jeans
Put a barbell through my dingaling
Cause I just don't fit in
Turn my hat sideways
put a band aid on my pretty face
Cause I wish, I know, I could....
I would start a trend

Nana nana na
Nana nana na
Nana nana na

Then there's my girlfriend
She's such a cutie
She'd be a beauty
If she could get an extreme makeover on that booty
I could bend her over and she let me spank it
Take off my jeans
The zipper pinched my dingaling
And I don't really fit in
Throw my hat away
Take that stupid band aid off my face
And I...I wish there were
One more way to tan your skin
a reality show where no one wins
If I would be myself
Then I would start a trend

If I'd just be myself

Jessie is a friend
Yeah I know he's been a good friend of mine
But lately something's changed, that ain't hard to define
Jessie's got himself a girl, and I wanna make her mine

And she's watchin' him with those eyes
And she's lovin' him with that body, I just know it
And he's holdin' her in his arms, late late at night

You know I wish that I had Jessie's girl
I wish that I had Jessie's girl
Where can I find a woman like that?

I'll play along with the charade
There doesn't seem to be a reason to change
You know I feel so dirty when they start talkin' cute
I wanna tell her that I love her but the point is probably moot

'Cause she's watchin' him with those eyes
And she's lovin' him with that body, I just know it
And he's holdin' her in his arms, late late at night

You know I wish that I had Jessie's girl
I wish that I had Jessie's girl
Where can I find a woman like that?
Like Jessie's girl
I wish that I had Jessie's girl
Where can I find a woman like that
Where can I find a woman like that?

And look in the mirror all the time
Wonderin' what she don't see in me
I've been cool I'm a pimp with the lines
Ain't that the way love's supposed to be?

Tell me, why can't I find me a woman like that?

You know I wish that I had Jessie's girl
I wish that I had Jessie's girl
I want Jessie's girl
Where can I find me a woman like that?
Like Jessie's girl
I wish that I had Jessie's girl
I wanna piece of Jessie's Girl
Where can I find me a woman like that

Saturday morning she is
walking home from a random dorm room
her arms are crossed
she's staring at the ground

Her hair's a mess and falls in her eyes
And wearing what she wore last night
A sophomore
And independent bound

There she goes again
She don't need a boyfriend
She's gonna have her fun
And never let it go too far
But she'll party like a rock star

I saw her out dancing she was
Teasing all the freshmen
They were trying to make their moves
But getting shot down

Glitter on her eyelids in a
Low cut t-shirt and mini skirt
Catching every look
Owning every room in uptown

There she goes again
Goin' out with her best friend
Getting up on stage to play a little air guitar
And under that strawberry skin
She don't need a boyfriend
She's gonna have her fun
And never let it go too far
But she'll party hard
Party like a rock star

There she goes again
Skipping class at 8 am
Don't you fall for her
You'll be hangin on a broken heart

And under that strawberry skin
She don't need a boyfriend
She's gonna have her fun
And never let it go too far
But she'll party like a rock star

My girl is unpredictable
swears i'm the only one for her
but never wants to be alone with me

She says she's only havin fun
and i hope that she
will come running back to me...

She goes out every weekend
yeah hangin' with all my friends
no matter what i do i just can't win
and i think, i think she's gonna dump me

Stood me up on tuesday
our 3 month anniversary
i might not make it through the day
well i think, think she's gonna dump me yeah...oh no

I want her to wear my ring
but she flirts with everyone but me
it's like i've got a bad disease

She says she's only havin' fun
and it's killing me
i hope that she's still mine...

She goes out every weekend
yeah hangin' with all my friends
no matter what i do i just can't win
and i think, i think she's gonna dump me

Stood me up on tuesday
our 3 month anniversary
i might not make it through the day
well i think, think she's gonna dump me yeah...oh no

I came home from picking up roses
i wanna make it all ok
she left a message for me
and when i pushed play

I'm busy this weekend
and i'm sleeping with your best friend
sorry this is the end...i think she dumped me

But he's only gonna use her
they could never be what we were
and i feel like a loser
cause she just - she just dumped me

Stood me up on tuesday
our 3 month anniversary
she told everyone i might be gay
and then she then she dumped me yeah

She's so mean
she just dumped me
on my machine
she's so mean

I met her at the pool
yeah she was smokin' hot
she told me maybe we should get together sometime
she asked me if i could
rub oil on her back
and that was fine with me
and then i had a crazy fantasy...we were

Naked in my bed
one fling no strings
movin' all around the room
chicka chicka boom boom...and then we did it
on the floor
against the door
up on the sink where we did it some more
the sun was hot and we were both burning red
we were naked in my bed

She read her magazine
right in front of me
the latest issue of cosmo she said i should
check these positions out on page 69
she pointed to this one...and said
looks like a lot of fun..then we were

Naked in my bed
one fling no strings
movin' all around the room
chicka chicka boom boom...and then we did it
on the floor
against the door
up on the sink where we did it some more
the sun was hot and we were both burning red
we were naked in my bed

Everyone will wonder where we've been
we can make up something oh but then
we may never see the sun again

We were naked in my bed
on top, don't stop

I wrote a song
That everyone loved
With an acoustic guitar
And a rhyming thesauras

And I found an angle
That no one had thought of
The story wrapped
in an undeniable chorus

And everyone fell in love with that song
It must be the way that the melody
marries the lyrics
someone should hear this
cut one is the song

I booked a few gigs
At every regional bar
And sold thousands of copies
From the trunk of my car

An underground journalist
said it was hot
And it could really take off
If track 2 got a shot

He wrote I fell in love with that song
It must be the way that the melody
marries the lyrics
someone should hear this
cut two is the song

I landed a deal
They loved my cd
A&R was excited about
Track number 3

But said the snare was too loud
And guitar too distorted
Let's get big named producer
And just re-record it

Cause we all believe that is the song
It must be the way that the melody
Marries the lyric
The public should hear it
Cut 3 is the song

The producer had never heard
Demos this great
And there was just something special
About 5, 6 and 8

The record execs
said the research was in
they had made up their mind
they're now goin' with track 10

cause everyone fell in love with that song
we couldn't believe they were serious
they had to be jokin' no the public had spoken
cut 10 is the one

so the marketing geniuses
developed a plan
to spend lots of money
and package the band

Hit the road in a bus
The show started to gel
but we couldn't recoup
with no records to sell

but the fans fell in love with the songs
they said where can we find the cd
we just downloaded 3...free on kazaa
la la la la...

And radio said if a song had potential
Cut 4 surely had it
but nobody had the balls to add it

So the record came out
And it sat on the shelf
There was no need to talk about songs 9 thru 12
After the whole thing was over and done
The public still talked about song number 1

Everyone fell in love with that song
It must be the way that the melody marries the lyrics
But no one would hear it
They all fell in love with that song
Yeah I may have written
The greatest most passionate song no one's ever heard
We should have just covered freebird

Sneakin'out with you midnight in june
picked you up - couldn't stand to be apart
said you knew about an old abandon road
where we could park and be alone
we were trying to find ourselves
but we lost ourselves...at

17, time to waste
feelin' in and out of place
at the beach,
getting stoned on our way home
learning love, forgetting pain
watching time go down the drain and
disappear...
that's how we spent
last summer

hangin out catching rays and lemonades by the pool
It was us against the world we were redefining cool
We were scared when you were late
Leaving everything to fate
We were only kids ourselves, expecting someone else
At just...

17, time to waste
feelin' in and out of place
at the beach,
getting stoned on our way home
learning love, forgetting pain
watching time go down the drain and
disappear...
that's how we spent
last summer

17, no time to waste
feelin' like we lost place
nowhere to turn and wondering what the hell to do
do we give it up or pull the plug
and carry this for years to come
and tell no one...about last summer

I'm down and losing faith
I can't catch a break
That's where I am

And everyday is longer it seems
And I'm losing my dreams
Along the way

The world can be so mean to me...

All I want
So much more
Like a place on the dance floor
I'm only one step away

And I'm falling apart
As I walk through the dark
I'm only one step away

I know I'm not blind
But I can't see a future
Unless I change my mind
Unless I decide

That all this comes right down to me...

And tomorrow's new day
And I'm fighting my way back again
As soon as I let me I'll prove this is all in my head

'cause I want
So much more
like a place on the dance floor
I'm only one step away
And I'm falling apart
As I walk through the dark
I'm only one step away