Record company hates me The doctor says I'm sick The bad girls think I'm just too nice And the nice girls call me "dick" But Baby loves me! And she's smarter than you My baby loves me! Unlikely but true Policeman flashes the red lights Coach says that I'm weak Teacher says I'm not too bright Bodybuilder calls me "pipsqueak" But Baby loves me! And she's smarter than you My baby loves me! Unlikely but true The neighbors don't like my flowers The waiter don't like my tip The librarian shushes me Travel agent canceled my trip Baby loves me! And she's smarter than you My baby loves me! Unlikely but true Minister says I'm a demon Dietitian says I'm a pig Warmhearted say I'm freezin' Promoter won't give me the gig But Baby loves me! And she's smarter than you My baby loves me! Unlikely but true My tired body is breakin' down The world is endin' soon It's all crumblin' at my feet Not sure what to do But Baby loves me! And that's a real good thing My baby loves me! It's a beautiful thing Baby loves me! And she's smarter than you My baby loves me! Unlikely but true Baby loves me!
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