I don't dance the Cucaracha
I don't play the Moochachas
I've never been to Mexico
I've never had the chance to go
Never met Speedy Gonzales
I don't eat enchiladas
I don't drink margaritas
But I love the senioritis
I've seen 'em on the TV shows
Hair of brown and the way it flows when they let it down
Cherry lips that you just wanna kiss
It drives we wild when they look like this
I love the way they dance all night
Sway their hip's wrap me round their finger tips
Tight red dress real knocks me out
Switch to Russian 
