Weird Al Yankovic
"Spatula City"

There's just one place to go for all of your spatula needs
Spatula City
Spatula City

A giant warehouse of spatulas for every occasion.
Thousands to choose from in every shape, size, and color.
And because we eliminate the middle man
We can sell all our spatulas factory direct to you
Where do you go if you want to buy
Name brand spatulas at a fraction of retail cost?
Spatula City
Spatula City

And this weekend only
Take advantage of our special liquidation sale
Buy nine spatulas, get the tenth one for just one penny
Don't forget, they make great Christmas presents
And what better way to say I love you.
Than with the gift of a spatula
Spatula City
Spatula City

Hello, this is Sy Greenblum, president of Spatula City
I liked their spatulas so much, I bought the company

Spatula City - seven locations
We're in the yellow pages under spatulas.

My, where did you get that lovely spatula?
Spatula City: We sell spatulas, and that's all.