Weird Al Yankovic
"I Love Rocky Road"

I hear those ice cream bells and I start to drool
Keep a couple quarts in my locker at school
Yeah, but chocolate's gettin' old
Vanilla just leaves me cold
There's just one flavor good enough for me, yeah me,
Please don't gimme no crummy taste spoon
I know what I need, baby

I love rocky road
So won't you go and buy a half gallon baby
I love rocky road
So have another triple scoop with me
Ow!

They tell me ice cream junkies are all the same
All the soda jerkers know my name
When their supply is gone
Then I'll be movin' on
But I'll be back on Monday afternoon
You'll see
Another truckload's comin' in for me
All for me, I'm singin'

I love rocky road
So won't you go and buy a half gallon baby
I love rocky road
So have another triple scoop with me
OW!

When I'm all alone
I just grab my self a cone
And if I get fat and lose my teeth that's fine with me
Just lock me in the freezer, throw away the key, singin'

I love rocky road
So won't you go and buy a half gallon baby
I love rocky road
So have another triple scoop with me

I love rocky road
So won't you go and buy a half gallon baby
I love rocky road
So have another triple scoop with me