Weird Al Yankovic
"Callin In Sick"

Hit my snooze alarm for the 27th time
Just dont feel like goin to work
I think I'll call my boss then I'm
Gonna hack and cough and wheeze
Swear I got some strange disease
Whats that little twerp gunna say?
hay hay hay

Im callin in sick today
Callin in sick today

I could shine my pennies or clean my lava lamp
I could spend all day in my underwear watchin Earnest Goes To Camp
I could sit and count my hair
I could burn my tupperware
Im not busy now anyway hay hay hay

REFRAIN:
Im callin in sick today
Callin in sick today
Aint goint to work no way
Callin in sick today

I can do anything I want to
I am invincible now
Im on fire baby
Im alive Im alive can you hear me world
Im alive!

Maybe I'll spend all day lookin at the sun and tryin not to squint
Maybe I'll make a huge coloured tapestry from my bellybutton lint
When Im sick of takin abuse
I just make up some lame excuse
Freedoms just 7 digits away

REFRAIN