Trace Adkins
"Brown Chicken, Brown Cow"

Bobby Joe and Betty have a real nice farm.
Everybody knows that they work real hard.
Bobby Joe sweating in the noon day sun.
Betty's right beside him til the works all done.
But every now and then they get a strong desire,
to climb up in the hay and set the barn on fire.

(Chorus)
Now the hay needs hauling, the hogs need slop.
The corn needs cuttin but the tractor's stopped.
They're climbing up the latter, clear to the loft.
Shucking those dirty old work clothes off.
Singing, brown chicken, brown cow...
Ain't nobody watching but the, brown chicken, brown cow...
Singing brown chicken, brown cow...
Ain't nobody watching but the, brown chicken, brown cow...

Black crow sittin on the weather vane.
He can see 'em coming from a mile away.
He's caw caw calling out a loud alarm.
saying Bobby Joe and Betty's heading for the barn.
Now the chicken's stopped pecking and the cow won't eat.
They're fighting each other for a front row seat.

Repeat Chorus

Singing brown chicken, brown cow...
Ain't nobody watching but the brown chicken, brown cow.
Singing brown chicken, brown cow...
Ain't nobody watching but the brown chicken, brown cow.

Brown chicken, brown cow

Repeat Chorus