Tom Waits
"Intro to 'Warm Beer and Cold Women'"

This is about a um...I'd kinda reached the end of an emotional cul-de-sac one particular evening um.
It's a strange sort of evening, I ending up at a little fine old place called 'The Three little Pigs'.
Well I was staring at the beer nuts and the swizzle sticks and the,
the three little pigs and I was getting a lot of visual and verbal insubordination
from a double knit character in the corner.