The Steve Miller Band
"Kow Kow Calqulator"

Everything I ever wanted
All that my heart could hope to possess
Filling my every waking moment
With contentment and happiness
In the evening he'd be waiting
I would go there anticipating

In the garden, past the fountain
Near the weeping willow tree
By the ivy covered arbor
My one and true love waits for me

As time past as it's inclined to
More and more I sensed a change
Subtle hints and indications
The torch I carried was all in vain
And so I said before you leave me
For old times sake will you meet me

In the garden, past the fountain
Near the weeping willow tree
By the ivy covered arbor
My one and true love waits for me

First I begged him then I pleaded
Sadly it was all to no avail
Then I reached inside my pocket
What happened next I can never tell
He's there still though no one knows it
Underneath a bed of roses

In the garden, past the fountain
Near the weeping willow tree
By the ivy covered arbor
My one and true love waits for me

In the garden, past the fountain
Near the weeping willow tree
By the ivy covered arbor
My one and true love waits for me