The Acacia Strain
"3750"

Your number is going to double the pope's age.
Your method of losing weight is going to have to change.
Chivalry never felt so wrong.
Your acting needs work.
I suggest wheel of fortune, but check your spelling.
Tonight the world will hear your last scream.
Pissing blood for a week.
Feel it in your kidneys.
Blow a load like a shotgun right through the back of your skull.
Take that to the bank and cash it.
Enjoy your new skin.
I'll see you at the bottom of the barrel.