Steel Panther
"Stripper Girl"

I met you down at the seventh bail
Last night when I got out of jail
Your lips were red and your skin was pale
You were the one that I wanted to nail


I asked you for a table dance
You came over and put your hands in my pants
I ain't lookin' for no wild romance
By the way: you got some coke?

Stripper girl
Heaven sent, pay my phone bill, pay my rent
Stripper girl
I love you, all my friends really love you too
I really love your boobies

I wanna love you til the end of time
I wanna love you when you're 69
I wanna love you where the sun don't shine
Hey, where you put that blow? Cool


Take my cock into your backdoor
I wanna fuck you fuckin' hore
I wanna jab it in and out in a real fast pace
Til I squirt hot jucie all over our face

Stripper girl
Heaven sent, take one look and I bitch a tent
Stripper girl
You're the best, up all night on crystal meth


Sometimes you think that I'm a jerk
When you catch me fucking your friends from work
I'll be there to catch you when you fall
If you buy me a cellphone you can give me a call

Guitar solo

I really love you baby
I wanna watch you dance
I didn't mean to fuck your friend
Give me one more chance

Stripper girl
On my lap, hold me dingey, give you the clap
Stripper girl
I need some cash, get on stage and shake that ass, yeah
Stripper girl
Heaven sent, pay some gamble, pay my rent, yeah
Stripper girl
Stripper girl
Stripper girl
Stripper girl
Stripper girl