Larry The Cable Guy
"I Pissed My Pants"

I PISSED MY PANTS
THE TOILET WAS JUST TO FAR
I DRUNK TOO MUCH DAMN BEER
I TRIED TO HOLD IT IN
BUT MY BLADDER JUST GAVE IN
AND I PISSED RIGHT THROUGH MY DRAWERS
RIGHT THROUGH MY WRANGLER DRAWERS
I PISSED
I PISSED
RIGHT THROUGH MY DRAWERS