Kunt and The Gang
"Fred and Rose"

KUNT: I like having it off with young ladies
LITTLE KUNT: I like it when they're old
KUNT: You like pussies that are really hairy
LITTLE KUNT: And you like it when they're bald
KUNT: I like comedy that is really subtle
LITTLE KUNT: I like slapstick and farce
KUNT: You like to have straight sex with a lady
LITTLE KUNT: And you like a finger up your arse
KUNT: (No, I don't)

KUNT: Sure we've got lots of differences
But when it comes down to it the bottom line is...

KUNT: That heaven knows
There's nothing that I wouldn't do
LITTLE KUNT: We're like Fred and Rose
BOTH: I'd murder the lodger for you

KUNT: And while you're entertaining a string of Caribbean gentlemen
LITTLE KUNT: You'll be downstairs in the cellar digging out a massive hole
KUNT: And while I'm raping, murdering and burying a hitch hiker
LITTLE KUNT: I'll be upstairs in my neglilee sliding up and down a black man's pole

KUNT: I like to look at a traditional wank mag
LITTLE KUNT: And I like internet grot
KUNT: I like DVD's with girl on girl action
LITTLE KUNT: And I like to see a pop shot
KUNT: You think your cock looks best with a hard-on
LITTLE KUNT: You're happy with yours on the soft
KUNT: You like getting your penis fellated
LITTLE KUNT: While you watch 'em wank yourself off

LITTLE KUNT: Sure we've got lots of differences
But when it comes down to it the bottom line is...

BOTH: That heaven knows
There's nothing that I wouldn't do
We're like Fred and Rose
I'd murder the lodger for you
And heaven knows
There's nowhere that I'd rather be
We're like Fred and Rose
You'd murder the lodger for me