Kris Kristofferson
"Eddie The Eunuch"


Eddie the Eunuch was a weasel nasty as an old man's nose
Makin' believin' he was evil struttin' in his mama's clothes

So you know that Eddie had a bad connection baby never had a chance to ball
Sleepin' in the wrong direction baby dreamin' he was ten feet tall

Eddie the Eunuch is a rock and roll critic suckin' like a super star
Slicker than a shoe-shine quicker than a two-time Eddie what a thing you are

[ guitar ]
Eddie makes a damn good livin' baby puttin' other people down
Eddie couldn't ever forgive them baby cause he wasn't Jackson Browne

Eddie the Eunuch is a rock and roll critic...