Incubus
"Calgone"


On my way home, police car pulled me over
After they left, I puttered out of gas
Triple-A' came, but my card was expired!
I had to walk home, and of course, it rained half the time
I tried to get some shut-eye, then I was abducted!
They put cold things in my butt
They sampled a bit of my DNA
They left me on top of my sheets
I dreamt I went pottyy, then woke up drenched in me
This day sucked the hardest ever...
I woke up on the wrong side of the bed today
A little bit less than nothing would go my way
I got up to toss my soiled sheets, the hallway was dark and I stubbed my big toe

It was then that I sensed the irony (burning me)
Then I heard the voice say, "Come sail aboard S.S. Nepenthe!"
I suppose I'm the culprit for running out of gas
Let's assume I'm the guy who didn't pay his Triple-A fee
In actuality, I let the zetas probe me
Yesterday was all my fault I let negativity get the better of me
Thank goodness for the bathtubs and suds!
They temporarily set free this quandary