Ian Dury
"Mash It Up Harry"


HeÂ's got his little Y-fronts and his got his little vest
HeÂ's got his little parting in his hair
HeÂ's got his little trousers and heÂ's got his little shoes
And he wants a bit of Wembley up ‘you-know-whereÂ'

HeÂ's got his little jacket and heÂ's got his little shirt
HeÂ's got his little notif on his tie
HeÂ's got his little raincoat and heÂ's got his little hat
And he wants a bit of Wenbley up his ‘I yi yiÂ'

DonÂ't call Harry a human potato, donÂ't call Harry a spud
DonÂ't call Harry a walking King Edward, HarryÂ's made of flesh and blood

HeÂ's got his little office and heÂ's got his little chair
HeÂ's got his little cactus in itÂ's pot
HeÂ's got his little memos and heÂ's got his little job
And he wants a bit of Wembley up his ‘you-know-whatÂ'

HeÂ's got his little pension and heÂ's got his little plan
HeÂ's got his little policy in hand
HeÂ's got his little lap-top and heÂ's got his little pen
And wants a bit of Wembley up his Rio Grande

DonÂ't call Harry a human potato, donÂ't fry Harry Tonight
DonÂ't give Harry a chip on his shoulder, HarryÂ's doing alright

Mash it up, mash it up, mash it up Harry
Mash it up, mash it up, mash it up Harry
Mash it up, mash it up, mash it up Harry
Mash it up, mash it up, mash it up Harry

HeÂ's got his little morgage and heÂ's got his little lounge
HeÂ's got his little bit of England to defend
HeÂ's got his little telly and heÂ's got his little phone
And he wants a bit of Wembley up his PonderÂ's End

HeÂ's got his little garden and heÂ's got his little shed
HeÂ's got his little mower on the grass
HeÂ's got his little garage and heÂ's got his little car
And he wants a bit of Wembley up his Khyber Pass

DonÂ't call Harry a human Potato, donÂ't roast him on a spike
I think HarryÂ's a real Golden Wonder, let Harry be the spud you like
DonÂ't call Harry a human potato, donÂ't call Harry a spud
DonÂ't call Harry a walking King Edward, HarryÂ's made of flesh and blood

Mash it up, mash it up, mash it up Harry
Mash it up, mash it up, mash it up Harry
Mash it up, mash it up, mash it up Harry
Mash it up, mash it up, mash it up Harry

WeÂ're on our way to Wembley, weÂ're on the Wembley Way
WeÂ're on our way to Wembley, weÂ're on the Wembley Way
WeÂ're on our way to Wembley, weÂ're on the Wembley Way
WeÂ're on our way to Wembley, weÂ're on the Wembley Way
WeÂ're on our way to Wembley, weÂ're on the Wembley Way
WeÂ're on our way to Wembley, weÂ're on the Wembley Way
WeÂ're on our way to Wembley, weÂ're on the Wembley Way
WeÂ're on our way to Wembley, weÂ're on the Wembley Way....