Ian Dury
"Fuck Off Noddy"


Winnie The Pooh is having a wank
“And what are you up to?” said Tommy the Tank
Peter the Rabbit is at it as well
And all the young pixies in Dingelydell

Singing: “fuck off Noddy, you stupid prat”
“Fuck off Noddy in your rotten hat”

Sinbad the Sailor is drunk as a sack
Mary Contrary is flat on her back
Pinky and Perky are having a snog
Little Miss MuffetÂ's been sick as a dog

Singing: “fuck off Noddy, you little prick”
“Fuck off Noddy, you get on my wick”

Happy and Dopey are smoking a joint
SneezyÂ's flaked out, he canÂ't see the point
“Fuck this for a lark” said Sweet Jack of Hearts
“Which one of you bastards has shit on my tarts?”

Singing: “fuck off Noddy you bloodless berk”
“Fuck off Noddy, youÂ're just a jerk”

Fuck off Noddy, you smelly turd
Fuck off Noddy youÂ're so absurd
Fuck off Noddy you stupid prat
Fuck off Noddy in your rotten hat
Fuck off Noddy you little wimp
Fuck off Noddy youÂ're a piss brained shrimp
Fuck off Noddy you stupid prat
Fuck off Noddy in your rotten hat