Ian Dury
"Blackmail Man"


IÂ'm and Irish cripple, a Scottish jew
IÂ'm the blackmail man
A raspberry ripple, a buckle-my-shoe
IÂ'm the blackmail man
IÂ'm a dead fish coon, a pikey Greek
IÂ'm the blackmail man
A silvery spoon, a bubble and squeak
IÂ'm the blackmail man

Well, iÂ'm the blackmail man and I know what you do
Every one of you, iÂ'm the blackmail man
You make me sick, make me Tom and Dick
IÂ'm the blackmail man
Blackmail man

IÂ'm a Paki, Chink a half-cocked ponce
IÂ'm the blackmail man
A tiddly -wink, a Charlie Ronce
IÂ'm a no socks tramp, a cavalier drunk
IÂ'm the blackmail man
A paraffin lamp, an elephants trunk
IÂ'm the blackmail man

IÂ'm the blackmail man and I know what you do
Every one of you, blackmail man
I hate yoru guts, your Newington Butts
IÂ'm the blackmail man

Hampton wick, Parrafin lamp
Fraiser and Nash, Pony and trap
Blackmail man
Up you harris, in your mince
Hamptons donÂ't leave fingerprints
I am the blackmail man