Frank Zappa
"Disco Boy"

Disco Boy
Run to the toilet
And you comb your hair

Disco Boy
Pucker yer lip
And check yer shoulders
Cause some dandruff might be
Hidin' there

Disco Boy,
You're the disco king
Aw, the disco theme
Made you think
Someday
That you
Just might go somewhere

Disco Girl
You're outta sight
You need a Disco Boy
To treat you right
He'll do a little dance
Take you home tonight
Leave his hair alone
But you can kiss his comb

Disco Boy
Run to the toilet boy
And comb your hair

Disco Boy
Shake it more than three times 'n yer playin' with it
RRRREEEEHHHHHHH!!!!
While yer standin' there

YEAH

Disco Boy
Do the Bump every night
'Til the Disco Girl
Who's really right
Gonna fall for yer line
'N feed you a box fulla
Chicken delight

Disco chit-chat so demure
Pump that booty all across the floor
A disco drink
A disco wink

You never go doody
That's what you think

Doody
You never go doody
Doody
You never go doody

Disco Boy
You got one more chance
To comb your hair again

Disco Boy
They're closin' the bar
And she's leavin' with your friend

Disco Boy
That's the way it goes
So wipe your nose
'N try it again
To get a little laid tomorrow

Disco Boy
No one understands
But thank the lord
That you still got hands
To help you do that jerkin' that'll
Blot out yer Disco Sorrow

It's Disco Love tonight
Make sure you look all right
It's Disco Love tonight
Make sure you look all right