Fake Problems
"You're A Serpent, You're A She-Snake"

He was in the other room when he realized
That I was in the living room with you

I am not afraid of him at all
And can match each of his quips tenfold
I am not trying to cause a fight

But like an animal he threatened me
Asked if you and him could speak
And I could hear through walls his begging
Oh please please please please please return to me

So he punched a hole in the wall
Called you a whore and took a walk
And you cried and cried and cried and told me to leave

And no I'm not afraid of him at all
And can match each of those quips tenfold
I do not want to be in this situation

You said I do not love him anymore
And as the words left your mouth
I should have went for the door
But I forgot how skilled an actress you are
So I stuck around like a fool asking for more