Eminem
"Session One"

[Intro:]
Ladies and gentlemen make some noise
aww shit
yeah
y'all ready to get this shit started or what
Aaight,
well I brought some friends with me too

Now I aint back just for the sake of sayin im back
I could relax but Id rather stack ammo on tracks
couple zanacs light a couple wax candles then black-
out and relapse till I act Jack Daniels and yap
Burp bubbles attitudes imaturin double shot of bacardi party vision is blurrin
woah I cant see shit my words get to slurrin uh oh
you can call me R.Kelly now Urine-trouble
whats accurin before after and durin the show

theres no bearin on the bad news im bearin wow
what is it wordplay no Im pushin you out the dough
so suck my dick on the couch if you wanna cushion the blow
now stomp your fuckin feet till you get to squishin a hoe
Its pandemo-neum standin o when you see him oh
dam baby you look good you givin me warmth you should pull over like a sweatshirt with a hood
Or snap work it a poly on
you and me both break bread while im hopin over this game to pinch a loaf
now homie who's your favorite pain in the ass
who claims to be spittin the same flames as me
im Kanye when he crashed
in other words I got the hood on smash
like I stepped on the gas destroyed the front end deployed the dam air bags on the dash
went through em and laughed
came back an hour after the accident and bit a god dam jaw breaker in half
so stop fakin to funk and start shakin ya ass
slaughterhouse in the house with the causasian of rap
and just blaze on the track
what the fucks more amazin' then that
slut answer me that
royce where you at?

[Verse 2 - Royce Da 5'9:]
I'm right here fire Marshall, verbal pair of pliers
are prying you apart ???, lump on your head designed by a bar stool
Designed by a cartoon, before I need to be hired
Jimmy 'Io fire Marshall
The 9 tucked against the lining
I pull it out and flip your partner upside down like ya'll are a couple 69ing
It's like Rick James is shooting up your house, *****....fuck your couch *****
You screaming 'fuck the world' with your middle finger up
While I'm over here shoving my dick in a hole in the mud
My bitch, know I'm perfectly fit for murder
Because I murdered her, so you can call me Nickel the OJ the Glove
I got a Posse of Insane Clowns, blow your brains on your opposite ear
Then ask you how your brain sounds
Bad, evil, weirdo, Alfred ???, mad cerebral, you on your last burrito
What that mean Nickel
It's a rap if you eating, get a beat then terrorize that bitch like I'm Middle Eastern
Slaughterhouse on fire, nobody touching that
Good day and good night, Ortiz where the fuck you at

[Verse 3 Joel Ortiz:]
I'm right here; my Nike Airs buzz light years ahead of my mic peers
Quite scary to look at, a nightmare, where my book at I'll write fear
In the heart of you tight squares, I harbour the art of you nice ???
It's ??? cuz that made me hotter than my dear
Uncle Al's breath after polishing off his 9th beer
Homie chill listen, I swear, I'm God, I give tracks a holy feel
And they bite ears
I'm right here, why wouldn't I be, just waiting to be hooked to IV's
??? brown when you look at my pee
And this joint, no exception, so just point a direction, and record the pig's oink
When I rip his intestines
This isn't just an infection; this won't go away with penicillin injections
Millions of questions arose after they did an inspection
What I exhibit, seems to be non-contagious yet anybody can get it
aww shit I did it again, when I lit with this pen, I admitted this phlegm
This time along side Em and the Em
So tell a friend to tell a friend, write a disgusting hook
Jump in shark water and swim, yo where the fuck is Crook

[Verse 4 - Crooked I:]
I'm right here letting the shotty pop
Quick as a karate chop, get your body shot, get your top chopped like a lollipop
Come with Maserati drop, in the body shot
Get your mommy knocked, and your Uncle Tommy molli wopped
I take your life to the 9th inning
A knife in a gunfight I love it me and my knife winning
I laugh when you fall the shit will be funny
I buy my bitch a new ass and watch her sit on my money
Man all the bitches holla, they wanna drop my bridges than jaw my dick and swallow
Leave drawers in this Impala, I ball like Iguodala,
I bear more arms than 6 koalas, as soon as a I draw get sent to ???
I kill with the tongue, I'm Atilla the Hun, I'm Genghis Khan, I'm a genius spawn
I pillage your village for fun, ???, a syllable gun
Real as they come, Long Beach ???
Slaughterhouse equals swine flu, ??? try to do without trying
Cuz to us it's so easy, where, Jump-off Joe Beezy

COME ON, WHERE THE FUCK IS JOE BEEZY?!!!