Electric Six
"Graphic Designer"

She's a nine to fiver
Got evil up inside her
She's a, she's a graphic designer.
Nobody does it finer
Photoshop entire simplification Messiah.
Crop and suicider(?)
Pen tones and nine-to-niner
She's even redesigning China!
Taking bullshit higher,
running something by her
She's a, she's a graphic designer.

And she knows, her designs on me are graphic
And she goes, into work early to avoid traffic
And she don't need applause
and she don't need prat
and she don't need your feedback to know where it's at
and she don't need no resume to get thru my door
you better bring your A-game when you wage your war on designer

Designer
She's a nine to fiver
Got evil up inside her
She's a, she's a graphic designer.
Taking your shit higher,
running something by her
She's a, she's a graphic designer.

And she don't need applause
and she don't need prat
and she don't need your feedback to know where it's at
and she don't need no resume to get thru my door
you better bring your A-game when you wage your war on designer

Designer, Hey!
She's a nine to fiver
Got evil up inside her
She's a, she's a graphic designer.
Airbrushing out your shiner
BA from Carolina
She's a, she's a graphic designer.
She's a graphic designer.