Chris Moyles
"Wusslife"


Number 1, this record clearly is a number 1.
Going straight to the top, it's plain to see.
Cos all the profits go to charity,
we're also favourites for a number 1 (number 1),
we're shifting records by the metric tonne.
We're clean, respectable and dead polite,
Although some people think our songs are shite. (songs are shite),
But they're not right ..

Our record company told us we were doing well,
and we could clean up by covering Billy Joel.
Our bosses are dead smart,
Cashing in on us pop tarts.
For a ...

Number 1 (number 1), this record clearly is a number 1.
Going straight to the top, it's plain to see.
Cos all the profits go to charity.