Chris Moyles
"Hepburn Parody"


Come around for tea, let's have a meal
It will be great
I'll cook the food, you bring the wine
See you at eight

I want pasta (I want pasta)
Is that okay (is that okay)
Then if you're good (then if you're good)
There's cake in the freezer
Cake in the freezer

I like to cook, I am dead good
My mum taught me
I've cooked roast beef, I've have cooked lamb
Since I was three (since I was three)

I want soufflé (I want soufflé)
Washed down with beer (washed down with beer)
Then for desert ()
There's cake in the freezer
Cake in the freezer

Don't turn up late, I will be hurt
And you may find your food is burnt

I want pasta (I want pasta)
Is that okay (is that okay)
I want soufflé (I want soufflé)
Washed down with beer (washed down with beer)
I want pasta (I want pasta)
Is that okay (is that okay)
Then if you're good (then if you're good)
There's cake in the freezer
Cake in the freezer
Cake in the freezer
Cake in the freezer