Bif Naked
"Everything"


my mother gave me one more reason
not to call you on the phone.
she told me, "chase girls like that
all yer life and you'll wind up alone."
i guess i would just like to take you
out for a cappuccino,
you refuse my advances once again,
i can't hear one more "no!"

i wish you would get over him,
i'll change yer mind about everything.

when i wink at you, you always
turn the other cheek,
i drilled a hole in the girls' showers
so that at you i could peek,
i'd love to get you naked and throw you
in the back of my dad's car,
i hear that if i get to third base with you,
it won't be too far!

i wish you would get over him,
i'll change yer mind about everything!
as i grow older i feel better
about me and myself,
i swear i never, ever once wished
i was anybody else.
i'd like to tell you i think you should
come up and see me sometime,
i know that i could possibly make it
the best time of yer life!

i wish you would get over him!
i'll change yer mind about everything!